| Show Harden Airs Two Sides of German Status In Satire Satir I By y MAXIMILIAN Central I i ropes rope's Foremost Publicist bt Special patch to The Copyright 1326 1926 Pre Press Association BEnLIN B N July 10 Inde 10 Inde-IJ Inde day A festive reception Tho Thu dance danco lowers ers found Ambassador dor Jacob Gould Schurman's speech too long The republicans republicana found It too little democratic It ItIs ItIs Itis Is understandable that a 0 ayoung ayoung young woman longing for the tho Charleston should hav have watched the manuscript close close- closely closely ly lIt and sighed with relief when she saw that the nineteenth page was the last It 11 Is also understandable that Dr Schurman who did tIld not want to make a banal talk but drive to-drive to to- drive home homo sound state stats lore grew professional The second charge was ut- ut utterly Utterly ut utterly terly unjustified What the ambassador said about party parly Intrigues and antI the rapidly growing contempt for tor parlia parlia- parliaments parliaments parliaments ments In Europe cannot ho o And then men he recommended Institutions that shorten such periods and anet make the peoples people's will domi domi- domi dominant dominant nant Hence it W was unnecessary unnecessary unnecessary essary to ridicule the learned gentleman as a schoolmaster schoolmaster- schoolmaster diplomat diplomat and to refer to his family origin In that Nether Nether- Nether land land that produced the tle great Philosopher whom President Coolidge Quoted on the same day da or to accuse him of at casting sheep's eyes at fa fascism Perhaps ho he wanted to say something pleasant to the Germans A country where fifteen million affirmative votes amount to nothing and anda a government that could not get an important law through parliament but nevertheless retains It Its II post because the pres dent requests such It-such It such n a country ought to bb bi glad when hen a distinguished guest shows rel respect for tor the Idea or dictatorship Hush says sas one Say Say nothing against this countr Isn't its rapid convalescence since Versailles a real won won- wonder wonder wonder der It 11 Is willing to hand hond over er to Its deposed princes two billions to help the then them sab- sab sabotage sab sabotage otage the republic It hives gives a new credit ot of three throe hundred millions to the through whom It lost so much and pays pay long life-long pen pen- pensions pen pensions iona of at a n hundred bundred and thirty millions a n a year to officers of the Imperial army Share Sharell of ot its d dye e Indus Indus- Industry try ty which was almost ruined by the war wal var now are arc quoted nt at on the bourse and the steel trust trust loan has lias as been greatly subscribed over Yes says another And all this was accomplished do- do despitE de despite spite a gigantic military budget budget et tt and almost thirty millions to supplement the budget for tor forthe forthe th the preceding pree year But Jut that Is la only one as- as aspect as aspect poet of tho the affair Dont Don't you OU r read ad that the professors pj nt at Leipzig have found round a II way ot of making synthetic synthetic- synthetically synthetically synthetically ally At the tho same time Pro Pro Pro Pro- Professor fessor Friedberger has dem demonstrated dem- dem after aCter long lon expert expert- experimentation with animals that victuals lose a great part ot of their 3 cooking The weight of at o rats on which he experimented was doubled In 20 days on raw toad food and in 27 days dan on the and same food fresh freshly Iv cooked while it required 70 days on cooked cooked over food tood This Thia explains why one ana quick quick- quickly Jy ly becomes hungry again after eating food toad kept a long longtime longtime longtime time on the stove e Professor Protessor calculates that proper employment of at this principle would have assured the German peoples people's food sup sup- supply sup supply ply until the end of o the war Tats That's how bow work Is lIS I going on here Professor Haber who dur during dur- dur durIng ing In- Inthe the war Invented nitro nitrogen nitro nitro- nitrogen gen fertilizer and potion poison gas said In a speech the other day that Germany since the loss of her Lorraine Iron could not carryon carry on a war and that no gas gaa could for this lack lie Ho had a sub substance stance In his laboratory a few grams of at which could destroy whole groups of ot people In 20 minutes but he be declared that other countries were tar far In advance ot of Germany in pre preparing paring for tor gas warfare Hence no dan dangerous erous Illusions are aro cherished here And Ani An It you remember that according to the tho most roost compe compe- competent competent competent tent authorities Emil War War- Warburg Warburg War burg burg Is near Dear a II solution or ort orthe t the he cancer enigma It will 1 be clear to to you what Germany has accomplished in the eight years ears since Its collapse colla Well ell but the worst Is yet et yetto yetto to come conie says the tho lint first speaker aker It Is a IL tact net that the coal stocks on the Rhine and the Ruhr are ara sold Hold out and that vast ut orders are ara on hand because England Is forced to Import coal cOllI on ac- ac account ac account count ot of o the strike But In other Industries the number of unemployed Is Increasing Doles of ot 11 11 a month tor for un unmarried tin tin- married persons and 13 for tor married persons person are arc much too small The hundred and fifty millions millions appropriated for emergency building gives em- em employment em employment to only a small part of the tho unemployed and ana fol Col following lowing towing the long floods the tho harvest may may turn out catas- catas catastrophically catas bad Foolish talk Interjects a maiden in a II green dress The best bett thin thing Is lIS the tho song ot of the I I 1 Dancer Dance the Charles Charles- Charleston Charleston ton He lie Dances the Charles Charles- Charleston Charleston ton And What Do Tau tou ou Do Go ahead Independence Day or nr- |
