Show c j I r c t eats f LD FuR HE I Cos Cr Cl ONYa AV f 2 Z SEAT SEAT- J iP L L K- K Kt t alO i LOS ANGELES ANGEUS April Com I-Com- 1 Com J leUng the last miles at A rate ot of nearly a mile mite a minute Henry Ford arrived here early tOday thus his Lila transcontinental trip In a Sir Mr Ford lord saId he be hadn't found round a bump In the tho rondo road Ho Ito drove dlo around Los An- An Angeles An geles for several hours after arter ar- ar ar sa saIng Ing he was not tired at all He said he Intends to start the tho return trip to Detroit tomorrow NEW YORK YORI April Jack I-Jack 1 Jack Dempse unable to restrain his rIghting Impulses any longer leaped Into tho the ring at tho the con con- conclusion con conclusion of ot the Moses Hoar Palsy McCarthy Palsy Patay bout here today lie He exclaimed that he ho would rJ fight ht anybody and preferred to take on 01 three or four right this mIn mIn- mInute minute min minute ute Harry Barry Wills Vilis and others who ho hoha ha had been seated at tho the ringside were seen to slink clinic out of ot the audi audi- auditorium audi auditorium Ohio April 1 I Completely reversing re his for tor- former for former mer eland Wayne syne B D counsel for tor the Saloon Anti Anti league came out here today toda un- un unequivocally un unequivocally equivocally for light wines and beer The Tho former Cormer great treat bone bono dry leader asserted he thought the government tale sale ot of wines willIs and beers was waa one of or the crying needs ot of the limes Whisky would come later as a gradual development de of course he said Bald CHEYENNE E E Wyo Wo April 1 Via In Shetland Pony Express Express- Express Wildfire the bronco captured hero last April 1 which no cow cow- cowboy cowboy boy In these parts has been Able to ride was as lame tame as liS a turtle under the masterful hands handa ot of the Prince ot of Wales her here today Ills His highness mounted Wildfire at 6 a m the llio prince Is a famous f early riser and at a a m i WM was still stilt In the saddle doing doing- II a alight alight lI light ht canter around the pasture BERLIN DEHLIN April 1 Premier 1 Mussolini of ot Italy Maly today offered a 0 r reward ward for tor the German chef ehe who could cook a n dish or of sauerkraut with garlic In to It It II 11 Duco Duce declared that upon his return to Italy he ho would forbid the eating ot of spaghetti and pro pro- proclaim pro proclaim claim sauerkraut as the tho national dish Conservative Germans de- de declared de declared this way was only another one of the Latin's polite overtures o to Germany re Texas as April Pre l-Pre 1 President Calvin Coolidge get get- getter getter Bet Better ter known as Silent Cal CAI broke his Ion long fast of oC silence here to- to today to today day with a 0 ringing hour 12 12 speech denouncing government economy conomy The president declared the only way out for Uncle Sam right now was wag adoption of oC o a 0 poll poll- policy poli policy cy ot or spending The treasury Is too small to hold alt all the govern govern- government's government's ments ment's money ho said The only thing thine to do Is to spend It WASHINGTON W April 1 Swayed 1 Swayed by the oratory of oC o Senator Borah the senate voted viva Ia va voce today to enter the League ot of o Na- Na Nations Na Nations llo n s e coune en p masse mase ss What this s coun coun- country coun- coun country try needs Is more entangling alli- alli alliance alli alliances ance ances Dorah Lorah asserted In tn his Ills ring ring- ringing ringing ing peroration He Ho hurled such a afire fire of scorn upon the few who opposed the league that they thy were reported to be packing theIr trunks trunk for Cor a junket to G Geneva neva to toRes lome see Res It tr they couldn't get the U S SIn In at once But all nil this never did happen What really happened was as that Dorah Borah advised us that brotherly love begins sa ab a home horns Ford found a b better way to screw Crew on Nut No 99 Dempsey said h he would right fight anybody fOr tor Wales woe t riding a street car In Cheyenne Mussolini J threw another paper paper- wad paper wad at Berlin Coolidge found round II a away away I II WilY way to save e 40 cents and Wheeler I called prohibition the tho bright light I of the age ae It was only April Fool 1001 after acter all all |