Show Today Hard Tammany Hard to Sell The Princess 60 fOs 1 Eyes Ir Ey Vows Wrong ant 1 anted A Sob Anthem I I I Br Dy Copyright 1536 by The Tho Star StILT Company Judge Rockwell who manage managed In the th thelast Mr McAdoo's McAdoo campaign I ast convention say ya II II Democrat will surely be bo elected In 1828 1328 He Ic think thinka well ell ot of Gov Gov- Governor Governor Governor I Smith ot of o New York call call- callIn call call Ine In lug him the the outstanding poll n figure re ot ot of our time but gay a Smith cannot be elected he would euld have to sell fell Tammany hall to tho the country along wit with Smith There Thero Is ju Just t one thing that tha mIght elect a Democrat In lUS 1021 and that la Is too much world court cour courand and Lea League L agu ue ot of Nations Nation foolish foolishness oollah-n oollah ness nell as Nothing Nothing- else elsa could do II ii except hard times time and a panic and anil there wont won't be either The Tho Princess PrInces l Mural is a ull- ull sell sellIng sell sell-Ing- Ing fine tor pr or a Her friends weep for her but bu need not weep Her fate ate would woul be described by Mr Abraham Lin- Lin Lincoln Lin Lincoln coln coin Erlanger as oS The PrIncess Prince SOs 50 Having Raving spent pent the nut firs part of ot her life lite buyIng buyl and wear wear- wearing wearing In ing expensive dr sh abe be will vii spend the tho part them to ladles that still have their thel money The Tho princess will find fin salesmanship salesman aluman ship more real z-eai Interest In ship than In merely wearing line fine feathers The Tho fox that catches a peacock has a II more Interesting life ute that the peacock spreading spreading- its lis tsU tal featherS feather In the sunshine A lady named Rio Chan Mo says ays ays western wom worn women women en are not good bood looking mean mean- meanIng meaning meaning ing Americans Americana English French etc The lady says our our- women noses nose and nd ears are aro too big biff noses noea like spouts pout ears like pigs ears eyes a silly blue like Uke chil- chil children's chil children's drens dren's marbles eye ere sockets too toc deep eyebrows too much like liki those thOe of ot monkeys monkey's This criticism of our lovely tee fe males will amaze you especially If you have ever een a lady with nose flat flat fiat eyes on the ou outside of o he her r face faco etc Such and ond so BO various arlous are ara the tastes ot of o men or as al a Lady Lester Keys KAye said concerning a a II recent marrIage In lari Parla and quoting a a famous Frenchman Tous lea gouts sont gont dons Ia la natu nature It If Europe Europa multiplieS multiplier her ur corn corn- In rubber ete shutting out poor little America and making us pay high prices somebody will 11 have to write II a nation sob anthem for the United States State Secretary Hoover first to shrIek with alarm when Britain made us pay more for rubber say lays he doesn't believe the United States wilt will be Included In the tho thereat reat European steel trust trUEt They will wilt buy front from each cach other and md shut us out That Is sad ld I but ut we wo have a a 8 tariff and mIght I do 10 a little shutting out on our own account The principal American steel tooka went u up yesterday In InI I pite of the trust Europe may mayI I bave ave the trust but we have ha the tho money none In old age as their hold bold on onUte Ute becomes feeble men turn to tomother mother another world and future Ut life SIr Oliver Lodge a scIentist and an anid anold old id man Is criticised by fellow members embers of the Royal Society be- be because be because cause ause of ot his belief In Spiritualism In n a a a dignified reply Sir Oliver of- of offers of offers fers era to resign from the society If 11 Is presence there Is not wanted wanted Instead of criticising him his tel tel- tellow fel fellow low W scientists se should respect his Ills be- be belief be belief lief cf that consolation Perhaps when all alt the scIentists of C the tho Royal Horal society die and meet Sir Ir Oliver Lodge somewhere else they hey will know that hi his Ideas were as a near the truth as their own on Churchill chancellor of o the Brit British ish th exchequer says SaYI trou trou- trou- trou troubles bles blea es are due to this selfish grasp grasp- grasping ing country We Ve shall grow row rich rich- richI richer richer I er r he be says as gold lj is drawn In InI Inan Inn Inan I an n unbroken stream am across the At- At At Atlantic lantic from the devastated and war countries of Europe to wealthy prosperous and great That's sad BAd but Europe didn't say a anything about It when she was WoI borrowing the money nd Church Church- Church I ought not to feel lIla Hie family emily has hag been drawing gold tn Inan ln an 0 unbroken stream across the At- At Atlantic At Atlantic lantic In the other direction ever sInce he be was wal born His Ills father married MIs Miss Jerome daughter aughter of a II rich American stock stockbroker stockbroker broker roker European International rusts will viii help out a little The TheIne 1 tie ne British rubber trust If It It lasts will ill make enough money from America to pay the British war debt While White certain Protestant organization In the United States seem eem to dread read science and Its teachings teaching se see the e devil Is li supposed to fear holy ater the Catholic church sees seea see In clence 10 i r o 0 menace rope Pope Plus Pius In Ina public address after atter reading a establishing miracles per par performed formed by the venerable Fournet declare emphatically that sd cI ence rIce instead of denying miracles miracle as U many h Ignorance believe sets sets ets them oft off In an ever clearer light end nd nd by ever more proof roof |