Show THE ThEsY I sY oRT oRT- I L i GHQ By 87 ND RICE HICE 1825 1025 New York yort tribune inc In Trademark rk nr I l U V S S Of- Of or lice I Till 1 I 1 MOVE 1 An observing corr correspondent sending ending hi Itis message to Iciey Ilas- Ilas Hani the galloping ghost of the tin I drama critics otters offers the th following comment Are Arc te you aware that the U S A Ais I is the th most drunken nation ot 01 earth That It consumes more hard liquor uses use more rouge wears leaf Ices 11 clothing commits commits more mur mur- murI murders mur- mur murders murders I ders ups hold-ups and I is scented by 0 more p keeps keep keep later hours That naked women are to be witnessed In New York revues nightly nl That never ne In our history have ha we been so 80 o unchaste and generally generall hell-bent hell Whereupon a flock of oC reformers rise up and start awaiting foul foot football ball bail one of or the few Cw national Institution institutions Institutions that has ha nothing to do with I lounge lizards perfumery hard liquor liquor liquor ups hold-ups nakedness andI and I ri 1 ribaldry baldry at large larce The great reat human comedy must s eo go o on I 1 I SUGGESTING A TO 10 COl COL- COL LIGE PAPERS We VI may have been unobservant I but so far we w have seen lICen little space In n college newspapers devoted to the overemphasis on oft or toI I or 1200 drunks after big football games or eames or those who come to New York and other largo cities and lose no great creat time look look- lookIng looking look Ing up the official Intercollegiate bootleggers One of oC the most Inspiring epi- epi episodes epi episodes of the football season Is to leave the th clean hardness and rough rough- roughness roughness nes ness of the football field and then walk through seven even or eight train art ars to find a limited area that wasn't oCI the geographical center of oC I an alcoholic field day no football I men being present rr WO WORKS S BOTH DOTU WAYS I It Is easy enough nough to get tet baffled bewildered and befuddled d In to dope out various national creeds I Over O here bere the colleges collects are with overplaying o sport We Ve have ha lust just finished reading an account of the rugby rueby match between Oxford and Cambridge in Th The London Times where the th statement was wa made that about saw aw the Iho game much to the delight of both cOlleges who were greatly greally pleased at the Increasing interest In this thil line fine sport It was to 10 be hoped that I ter even en larger crowds and even keen keen- er pr Interest would follow Collow future futuro i matches matchu I I And there you are as Brutus TV ru- ru remarked marked casually to Caesar one on I March at afternoon tern 00 a I 1 This nation reports orts Mr Irv Rob Rob- Robert Robert I lert ert C ZU Z pl e is s made UI up of two tw classe classes those those who strain and those who restrain Wherein Mr uttered what Is technically known ln as a mouthful SPOUTS SPORTS n lU Ims What Is the leading sporting state In the countr country by way of starting another argument sug- sug suc suggests 1 K F I When it comes to a combination of football track and field tennis I golf leads boxing California and pOlo what polo polo what hat I Three or four fine Cine football teams winners winner of recent I track and field meets Billy meets Billy JOh Jour ston Helen Will Wills 11 Mark K Browne George Von Elm and a few dozen more are enough to keep the ar- ar argument ar I Imore going 1 I THE i Out of or the blight that covers me mc I Black as the day without a a sun sunI I II I thank whatever gods sods there thele beIt bo be If It I can get ret a hole In one I III It II matters not how short the hole I How charged ced with punishment II I be I Ill I'll be the captain of my soul It If-I If I can sink oink one from the th tee I What will h happen hippen to i football 7 Who struck Billy y Pat Pat- tei-SOO tei I How old Is I Ann How lIow Import Import- Important Important ant Ij la the theory of relativity What becom becomes s of f all tho the old af safe afe ly ty razor blades blades Of all the 01 I What hat Is hi the future of I sex I Also Also- When Also Also When will Dempsey tight fight again as-a as In Inn And n what of ot of It I u i I If Paul Berlenbach Young Stribling or any other headliner r craves more action action hel Is always alway Gene Cine Tunney Gene will oblige on ona ora a a moments moment's notice Or sooner I There are arc still a few golfers teat scat tred here her and th there re who would like to become consistent members of the thc hole In clu club club Detroit Do dOV doped d to win nc next t Amer lean Ivan league pennant Dope springs eternal in the baseball |