Show t TODAY TUDA Y I IWO I WO fE WASh WASH FOR FOrt HANKS ARt DOING lOING iY r t 4 BY BV L XE Copyright 1926 1026 IS 2 6 By The Star Co says tty that th t womans woman's lot lotIn lo 10 loIn In Russia is la happier thin than any anywhere whore where else olse on earth That self Bilt approving note will be questioned since luce no matter maller what law l w may ma maia aa ia a n woman lot depends on oi the sort ort ot of husband ho he ho draws In Inthe II Inthe the marriage lottery Beyond question however however wom worn wom- en cm In Russia as elsewhere are sri better beller off oft than they were Read In excellent ot of Ivan han the Terrible and PoUr chapters th Great the chapters on woman and marriage and you learn thai there was wa roo room for or improvement On his wedding night the Rus Russian RUB flan alan sian husbands husband's tint first present wal wala wasa 18 a whip This ha he fastened In his belt saying saying- to the tho bride I 1 hope I shall never need It When the bride and groom retired she Shi pUlled off his boots and be struck her across the with the whip gently to prove lO e his authority lie He was vu less gentle genUo later Ancient religious rell Imported Into Russian from the east gave exact directions LOT for beating wife beating and taught men to te suspect and despise women what whaI Is woman A Anet net nel to 10 tempt men with her Mr clear face fats and her high eyes she works wha Is a a woman a vipers viper's I pers per's neSt neel The Russian wS wag waa warned arned to te his hla wife shut In She sits 27 she locks locks she sits locked In with 27 21 kc keys so keys SO II so that bold may not Sho eo her Bold comrades saw her occasionally howe er and rAther Intimately In n spite of ot the tho 27 locks as you may nay also learn lurn from alIszeWskI But Dut old Russia nu sla had no mo- mo mo monopoly of o contempt for or omen the rhe he Christian church chulch through middle ages preached con con- contempt tempt for women as 53 vile crea- crea crea creatures tures turea tires used by satan to tempt man mano manto to o destruction Even Solomon lot of the sc leven wise wio men said The Th wise wiseman nan man thanks the gods dally daily for having svIng made him a a Greek a barbarian a man scan and not a beast east a male and not a female In Turkey where the harem IS officially abolished and men or- or or ordered dered bred to get along alone with one wire wife some lome of the Turks lurks take the hange with bitterness On old Turk urk killed himself and his hie many rites rather than change an on- on ori Or oriental hen yard to a modern home I A is white-washing white report covers up p responsibility for the many rS In that needless doah doah disaster It Is stated that Commander Lansdowne ansdowne l Is exonerated lie He needa no exoneration Out But the people that have followed the clUe ne would like to know which ot if the swivel chair warriors warrIor In was responsible for Lansdowne's death The report la is correct In Its ita that Lansdowne was about the trip But It overlooks the fact tact that his advice and nd protests were Ignored Last June he told this writer who dio has frequently published the act that such auch a trip as aa the one oTie onen on n which he Wa was wa 1 would probably end disastrously dl When the order came he h pro pro- protested tested ested as ns his wife had said as ashe the he records prove The records also Igo prove that his protest was wall wa overruled his hla advice was rejected with Ith an Indorsement to the that hat certain fairs airs were wore to 10 be h heldon zd ld on fl fixed dates therefore he must make take the trip as scheduled That Thai order caused his death and that hat of the good men that hat died him The Shenandoah report is a shameless whitewashing job be aa everybodY expected it would be I disgraceful dl to the navy and to the and that Is la that Cowards that stupidly risked the lives of other men prove to tobe tobe tobe be the sort of ot towards Coward that dodge o Dealing with mone money is a clean steady regular business Someone always needs it and Is willing to pay for or It It George F P Baker dean deano of cc great American bankers and head of at New Yorks York's First National bank announces profits of o more 1 than sixteen million dollars tor for I the year dividends at the rate of per fier cent nice r round numbers number Not NoL so long lone ago that bank was too poor to join the clearing hOUse association now it has resources ot of five Ie hundred millions And Mr Na 20 Na- Na National bigger bank the City bank has twice as much as the First l National Only a 1 few centuries back taking In Interest n terest on ott money no matter at what rate was pronounced a sin In by the Christian church everywhere Fortunately I for the blinkers bankers opinion have changed Dr Dayton Daylon C Miller r wins the 1000 prize of the tha American As- As As Aa Association for the Advancement ot of Science with his hili essay on The Morley MIchelson-Morley on Drift Ex- Ex Experiment Ex Eg Experiment Di Dr Millers Miller's experiments ments at al the Mount Wilson Wll on ol- ol ol will cause causo Einstein to revise his theories on relativity so say aay the scientists The average man does doea not even know what the ether drift is ex- ex except ex except that in stellar inter space stars have an absolute motion as regards regarda each other and ane a much greater more rapid move move- movement ment mont through the ether In fact tact the greatest scientist cannot tell you what the ether Is Isor or even prove that It exists ox- ox ex except as an indispensable hypo hypo- hypothesis hypo hypo- hypothesis thesis In science men are chil- chil children chil chil- children children dren playing blind mans man's buff when they deal with infinite apace space England is still much annoyed justlY because we e make such a fuss fUSH about the British rubber monopoly This rich nation should not whine it if another makes makell mone money We ought ouS-ht to to plant our own rubber trees or better find finda finda a substitute for tor rubber tires Urea It Is IsI I bound to come corne why not now |