Show I Ru sel Tonight they are diamond stud stud- studded stud studded ded stars In a a brightly lighted and heavenly firmament To- To To Tomorrow morrow charred morrow charred remnants and drifting ashes In a a world entirely oblivious to them Billy Fraye and Billy West star comedian once upon a time headed their own productions Their salaries ran Into the thousands thousand Frane Franey Is an extra toda today and gone ore are the luxuries which once linked him to his starring past West est who wore the famous battered garb garo battered der derby der- der derby by and bag baggy y trousers and trousers and many years ago claimed authorship of oC Its creation Is cinematically dead Oblivion swallowed him with a single gulp tax Max Linder and Lester Cuneo i lived as gay comedians Through their films they made the world I laugh Then they killed them them- themselves themselves selves At the height of their careers they had money to burn death found them penniless VITAL STATISTICS There are more bunions per square foot toot In Hollywood than In any other place on earth Careful Investigation gation gatlon reveals reseals that casting directors tors are responsible for tor this ail ail- ailment ail ailment ment They keep aspiring play play- player play players er ers cra returning to their offices daY after day for Cor work they never In- In Intend In Intend tend to give them Greta Garbo imported Swedish actress caused a mild sensation upon arriving In hi Hollywood when she sh was asked If site she Intended to a take take take- a house Beverly ln in hi Deverl I the home or of o star aristocracy I A house replied Greta Gaeta My Myno Iy no I am looking for a furnished room Crl Be Beverlry Beverley Hills is the residential rendezvous of or the Hollywood 1 great Lillian Gish Gbh Frances Marlon Marion Marton Davics Harold Lloyd Corrine CorrinI Griffith Herbert Ho Howe e Tom Mix John Gilbert and countless others live 8 there Each home boasts a different fir sr- ar architecture Fred Niblo the director Is building a house Hills just below that of o Frances Marion Marlon What style of or architecture Is b Isit bIt IsIt It to be Spanish be Spanish Italian or Arable Arabic he h was asked asked- I ani am am going to be very ery daring darinI and original replied Niblo I jam sm am building an n American house Now everyone Is wondering just whet sort of freaks freak edifice It willbe willbe will be For all their rolls royce royalty the tho kings s and queens of Holly Holly- wood ar aro ars not touch No one on la is really of oC Holly Holly- Hollywood hollywood Hollywood wood until he ho has consumed the celebrated corned corneil beet beef and cab cabbage bog bag bage served by Lew Cody In the do downstairs of his bungalow What What What-is Is home with with- without out out a rl Say the stars today and e ery home 13 boast boast- boasting ing log one bout I Pola Negri confesses that when hen i she first arrived here and was wu avery a aI I very en very ery haughty queen she used to teal steal oft off at night to the park at Venice and andI shoot the chutes II I I Marlon Marion Davies loves the same place particularly the 1 chutes and end the shooting gallerIes II And one evening the c crowds o ds were stArtled to behold behold- the b beautiful Alice Alice Alleo Terry shoot out on to the pavement p from Crazy Castle a ahot ahot ahot hot dog dos clutched In her queenly I hand While blessed fire arc those who have o attended Bessin Beale Dei Lo l Loves Love's s 's wiener roasts and heard beard hor her sing to the lie lilt of or of her ukulele Aim Ah Willie the tho Weeper |