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Show i IwiTi i;t W rim boms C00D JOKES oniaiNAL AND SELECTED. . A ' ''"' I"1" ami fronlta, ,)rUIMl lo.l K'leelail riiiliam and jlai frn,n III 11,1a of liutnor Will t)H'R" fair, "0, George!" walled the maiden, as tat at him In the darkened hallway, , sta't be married to-morrowl It will bare to be postponed!" -ffbst Is the matter, darling?" said (letrft. hit knee trembling under him. li my relative dead? Has your Uncle lllriQ filled In business?" W-worse than that!" she sobbed. -TM'' b-b-boll coming on the end ef cy nose!" stark In Ih rmcrlpllon. Doctor Good gracious, man, what are you doing In that water butt? Are you trying to kill yourself? illko O'ltooncy Shure, drxther, desr, an' wasu't It In wither ye tould me I wux to tako tho pills? Ally Sloper, Arllil rorgot That, "Thla Is a snap shot of an expron train going at the rate of sixty-five miles an hour," "It's remarkably lifelike. Dut why does the smoko rise straight up from the engine, Instead of extending back over the train In a long line?" "Well er tbe picture wat taken to quick It hadn't lime to do that, you know," A Hero. Prom the Indianapolis Journal: "Wasn't It bravo of Cbollle to rescue that child from drowning In the creek?" "Urave? The water wasn't moro than four feet deep anywhere, and Cbolllo. knew It" "Yes, but that vat deep enough to Jtterly ruin tho crease In bis trousers." A Thoiiahlfal llu.l-od. "You asked me to bring you some pin money this morning," sild tbt young husband. "Yes," she replied, with an air of expectancy, ex-pectancy, "Well." tald he, "I thought I might list well save you a trip downtown, eo 1 brought you a paper of plus Instead." Ilr Mill Jok. Chicago News: "Your father'! cane," groaned tbe lover, "came down on me with tuch rapidity that I thought a cyclone had struck me." "Well, It was a hurry-cane," ventured, the sweet girl. And yet they lay girls have no sens ot humor. Tli. llirful MM. From the Indianapolis Journal: "I see some fellow Is going Into the rabbit rab-bit rearing business," said the boarder who got the morning paper first "Seems to me that ratling rabbits would be something ot a hare-lltting nature," said the Cheerful ldloL Th. Wll Cop, 4LLS "Now, young toiler, w'y will yoa cry? Do try to remember your name. It can't bo so long ago since you wox christened." rrom Scraps. In-drawn .iirclatlun. "Miss Jlmp mut bare a lot ot self-esteem." self-esteem." "Why?" "She drones so carefully, and ret the say tbo doesn't value tbe admlra-i admlra-i tlon of otbera." fliolc Jlelwoao Villi. "Why did ou let Smith talk to yon all the W downtown about his """'was afraid that If I changed tht tubjent be would eel started on bass-ball." bass-ball." All rl From Town Toples; "Will you tbow ue no quarter, tlr?" pleaded the captain ot the captured merchantman. "Sorry," replied Capt. Kldd, "but our Quartermaster Is on his vacation at present" hi r |