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Show :nu. w i Sr N , .. s OUB BUDGET OP FOIf. 1011 WOMEN AKD HOME riM VmI Settle CaMM K Part Tho Frock Of Coro Mlk Chlffea Melrla.ee ial (km Wtou Freeatly Hake It for Hereelf. oho a as that night, fee her again pure aa the Onven CKa I thought now, m lorn and her nei k wera Illy white. In her hair a single jaiquunluut. Ir Of Jokes, Gibe sad IroaUa, Tafty urVtal and Selected Ftotses sad rr.iui tke Wide et 11 n ei es Ssilux. Milt? the matter, darling? said knees trembling under him. uny relative dead? Hag your Unde . Hifam failed In bo sines ?" than that! she sobbed. a b boil coming on the end "There What m George, his II. I were a woman i might cry. But I am a man ami muil remain dumb 111 wait a coward I might die, And who in the world would cate e b-- crumb' of vy III coe 6iuck to tho Red rose petals, crimson hued. color of love Love- - the name I know not eny more, ntjr me help me, thou God ehove, A triples soul Is at thy door Pmcrlptha Vt Rosea! I hate the name they bear, Love! Love plaed m false and ehe Rid me forget God' ehe waa fair. Can 1 forget! tlheis can I flee? a V D. the cold look, the laughter falsa, The blood rail rose, the mignonette, The rhythm of musk, the madcap waits Can I forget God' (an 1 forget' -- J C. W. -- The Matrimonial Croea. Woman often make her own matrimonial cross. And note bow cheerfully aba gdes about It Sbe cannot drive the naila fait enough eonie times. The Vast tea of Incompatibility that to often surrounds the ttate matrimonial, a tea fed by woman' futile and willing tears, would come to gredually melt away and disappear If women would dry tbelr eye and look squarely In the face the reason of her weeping. An.ef fort spent to cultivate the gentle art of being agreeable as against time wasted la disagreeing I one way to clear sundry matrimonial skies of many domestic clouds. This hint to tha men as well It la not a bad habit to con- -' tract, this habit of first being agreeable la your family. The habit ones formed Is found to be the beet promoter of smooth matrimonial running known. And now why does the woman erho has a nervous and Irritable spouse take time, to cultivate a manner and - erayofspeaklng that she Is clever enough in the first years of marriage to discover disconcerts him and fans the Same of fill Irritation? Thus giving up willfully a happiness she1 craves. Or why does uie woman with a selfish husband cater to that selfishness, until she finds herself entirely out of the eoheme of such a husband' life and her happiness as ashes In her mouth? Why does the woman whose buaband la easy-- ; going And. thoughtless of her wishes get Into a state of conatant faultfinding, approving of nothing that he does, becoming an irritant to hts existence, antilshedrlvee him and her happiness her? Again, why Ua wwcsww vmw w )eslua kue-band that affront to womanhood In untold cases seem heedlesa of bht gbortcomtngaor put up with the misery that la the outcome of his auspicious Sature? A thorough understanding such husband and his wife cannot come too soon, says a writer fa the Petrol! Free Preaa And why doe the wife who has a shiftless and lily husband. In nine cases out of ten, gint a willing shoulder to tha wage earning wheel and hope in this way to hold together the foundations of her home? To find that aha has the rather wrecked It by taking upon beraelf tha wrong part of tha domestic partner; hlp. Need 1 cite more? Let us look ever the field and pick our way Intelligently among the many stumbling block which have the appearance of aound Umber; spend less time squabbling around for nails, give up cross building. Love la all too vital a matter to be trifled with, and time la all too short to be wasted In such emplo- i T Doctor Good gracious, man, what are you doing In that water butt? Are you trying to Kill yourself? Mike ORooney Sbure, docther, dear, an wasnt It In wather y tould me I wus to take the pills? Ally Eloper. Artist Forgot TnaL "Thle la a snap ahot of an express train going at tha rate of sixty-fiv- e miles an hour. know. A Hero. and skirt of husk green embroidered - - Powdered with black dots, Dark green velvet garniture. over-yok- satin with. It Is well known that (n the body there Is a perpetual disintegration It Is, of tissue sleeping or waking therefore, natural to believe that the supply of nourishment should be somewhat continuous, especially In those In whom tbe vitality la lowered Aa bodily exercise la suspended during sleep, with wear and tear correspondingly diminished, while diges- How to Kamov a Tltfkl Rlfif Most girls who have had baby rings have had trouble In removing them from tbelr fingers, Thera la really no necessity for all this ado about removing a tight ring, aid a downtown jeweler. In that as tn everything else, the secret of success Ilea In knowing how to do It. Her la a recipe that I have found unfailing for removing a tight ring, and there is In no painful surgical operation volved, elther. - Thread a needle fiat In the eye, using thread that la strong but not too coarse. Then past tbe head of the needle under the ring, Cara, of course, must be used tn this, and it would be best to soap the needle beTbe needle having fore beginning. been passed through, pull the thread through a few Inches toward the band so. By this time the jeweler had passed the needle and thread under the ring on his own finger, and waa prepared to Illustrate the little 'lecture. "Wrap the long end of the thread tight ly and regularly around The finger toward the nail In thle manner. Then take hold of ths short end and- unwind t; so. Ths thread, thus preraiag gainst ths ring, will gradually retnov 1C however tight or swollen ths Journal: Indianapolis Wasnt It brave of Chollle to rescue that child from drowning In Jb tion, assimilation and nutritive activity continue a usual, the food during this period adds more tWw iwuima laamsst weisto and Improved general vigor is the result; aaya Woman's Life. If the weakly, the emaciated and tbe sleepless were to take nightly a light meal of simple, nutritious food before going to bed tor a prolonged period, they would be raleed to a better standard of health. It has been our experience that, after digesting a bowl of bread and milk or saucer of oatmeal before going to bed, for a few months, a surprising Increase In weight, strength and general tone ha resulted. st Coetem ef Ftae Wool Ssitlag. creek? Brave? The water whsnt more than four feet deep anywhere, and Chollle knew It Yea, but that waa deep enough to Jtterly ruin the crease In hia trousers. e, 2 m uoihat How Clorof MttMfO my new Con pie Orleans It- - One of the houses on my route la the home of a traveling man who spends about half his time out of town, said a New Orleans letter-carrito a reporter. When he goes on a trip be and his wife exchange a postal card every day, reg-ul- a as tbe clock. The lady always gives me her cards to mall, and I couldnt help noticing that both they and Ihe-onahe .received were always perfectly blank. All they ever contained was the address, and those that came to tbe wife had even that printed Instead, of written. confess th thing made me curious, and I thought up all kinds of theories sympathetic Ink, secret marks on the edges and a lot of other nonsense for which I never discovered any evidence. 1 happened to ;now- - the drummer pretty well, and, meeting him one day, I couldnt resist asking him about the Wank cards. "So you've been trying to read em, hav you? he said, laughing. I expected that, and took It Then be explained. My wife and I are naturally poor letter writers, he aald, but we want to hear from each other every day, ao as to know that nothing has gone wrong. We used to write like other folks, bnt It was a hard job, and one evening we got to looking over some of our old letters, and they seemed so stupid and forced that ws were really ashamed of ourselves. Then we thought of this blank card scheme, and It baa worked like a charm. It leans simply that all Is well. Before I go on the road each of ns knows the others programme and the receipt of the cards means that nothing has happened to change our plans. The saving of ink and Imbecility has been enormous." er Tlmes-Democr- at es t good-natured- Cheap Water la Glasgow. In Glasgow a $75 householder obtains for per annum a continuous, never failing, unrestricted stream of the purest water tn the world delivered and right Into his kitchen, wash-houbath-rooIt Is calculated that 3S0 gallons of pure water are delivered to for every the citisens of Glasgow penny paid. Aaiitjaweter of such peculiar softness that the householders of Glasgow can pay their water rate out of wrhat they save on soap. Loch Katrine water Is not only soft It is remarkably bright, clear and free from vegetable matter because of the bare and precipitous character of the hills which drain Into the loch. It is uniform In color, temperature and qual lty, la absolutely free from pollution, because the corpoand most remelaration have now bought up the build lng rights of the whole drainage area it needs no filtration and is practically unaffected by the change of seaaona W Engineer Magazine. $1-4- added. Skirt Ilk. to one aid with pointed seeda with teaspoon, and fill this space with stuffing of chopped onion, scraped horseradish, mustard seed clove and whole pepper ,4sew In the piece. Put In Jay, pour boiling vinegar, with little aalt in it, over them Do this three times; then put In fresh vinegar; cover close. 2 se 1 Now, young feller, wy will you Do try to remember your name. It cant be so long ago since you wos From Scraps. ohristened. Hot Qualified to erjf Jadft, I have about decided to go to Mexico for the summer. Bachelor-W- hy, thats the hottest place on the face of the earth. Benedict Excuse me; but you're not married. Richmond Dispatch. Benedict Appreciation, ejjlgg jimp must have a lot of selfeateem. f Why? so carefully, and vet She dreese she say ahe doeent value the admlr tion of others ' Wouldnt you like to ee Um why Mr W. hat, John So would 1, dear. Jul Mia W give me 114 and Ill show you one. loo Reward A loo. Mrs Winn EASY CORRESPONDENCE. -- closing Take small muskmelons and eat an pattea Short bolero jacket, tastefully out of one skle take out the appltqued over a blouse of soft figured oval piece Don't Need Aaother. Lady Traveler Allow me to detain you one moment, sir. I have her a neat and pretty little letter-openGent (Interrupting) So Yery haqdy. are home, rm a married man, you ace! The readers of thle paper will be pleased to learn that there is et least one dreaded disease has been able to eure in all Its that stages, end that ia Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive eure now known to the medical fraternity Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a eonvtltutlonel trest-n- it Hall a Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the Wood and nauoous surfaces of tbe system thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient end strength by building up the eoastitutloe Tbe pro. assisting nature in doing Its work. auratlff In Its iulth much ao prielon powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars fog any ease that it feus to cure. Sond for list s Testimonials. Address P. J CHENEY A CO , Toledo, Q bold by druggists Vac. Hall s Family Pills are the beet eclt-no- e This theater. remarked Stubs, wouli be a fins place to go nutting There ars peanuts in tbs gallery, polished oocoanut in the front row, and chestnuts on thg stage THE PRESSMEN bI If I changed th iterted on base- would get , abject he wa$ ' afraid that balL All Overt From Town Topic: Will yon show w no quarter, sir? pleaded the captain et th captured merchantman. our "Sorry, replied CapthiKidd, but to vacation oa at quartermaster Present. J s -- r - j PLEASED. The Trees continental Trip Waa to Them. a Aar-pri- se Tbe following telegram lias been by Mr, D. McNlcoll, assistant general manager of the Canadian Pacific Railway, from Mr. W. S. Dingman, president of the Canadian Preaa Association: Vancouver, Aug. 21, 1899. One hundred members of the Canadian Press Association are deeply grateful to tbe Canadian Pacific Railway Company for the unremitting courtesy and hospitality which has mad their trip across the continent the most Interesting and pleasant of all their outings. Though conscious of the sterling work accomplished In ths spanning of a continent, tor a large part remote from settlement, and ia the opening np of a territory as vast aa some empires, the actual view unfolded on the journey haa Impressed the excursionists more forcibly than words can represent The development all along the route. In cities as well aa ia agricultural and grazing sections has surprised us, and la most encouraging to lovers of solid progress and hopeful prosperity. The ease and comfort with which the trip from ocean to ocean la attended in the cars and in the C. P. R. hotels, through a service unexcelled anywhere, to a triumph for Canadian skill and enterprise second only to the financial vtet$riea attained In the building of the greatest scenic and developing line In America. ed President tion. W. S. DINGMAN, Pres Associa- Canadian Tima Bad DUtance Annihilated. In keeping with its past unapproachable record, Union Pacific R. R , the Great Overland Route, will, on October 15th, place in service sn tntirely new, strictly s limited train to be known by tha eld familiar name of The Overland Limited This in addition to the present excellent schedule ahich will be continued. The NEW OVERLAND LIMITED will leave Salt Lake City daily at 11.15 a Ogden 1 15 p in , arrive Denver first-clas- 9am, Omaha 7.15 p. m., and Chicago 9 30 a m., In ample time for all eastern connections to New York, Boston, Washington, et '., and y be tbe most equipped and fastest train ever given to the western people. As usual there will be no change of cars to Denver, Omaha and Chicago, and only one ehange to principal eastern cities Further particular at comany'e offiee, Old Bund, 01 Mate street. Salt Lake City. band-omcl- The dining car service of tbe Denver A Grande Railroad is proving a great convenience to the traveling public. Elegant dining cars are attached to all trains " leaving Denver on this popular road, where meals are served In a manner pleasing to HbS Wertk Having. nil travelers, and at moderate prices. The the minisSir Jung Bahadur, prime ter to the king of Nepaul, haa a hat enjoyment of n trip through Colorado's made of diamonds worth over $2,100,-60- 0, wonderful scenery that abounds along tha road Is enhanced by th dining car and and perched on top to a single other conveniences that have been adopted. value. Incalculable of ruby For information, time cards, rates, etc., address S. Man to an Imitative creature, and and Ticket K, Hooper, General Passenger Agent, Denver, or IL M. Cushwhoever to foremost leads th hard. ing, Traveling Passenger Agent, 109 West Schiller. . Second South Street, Salt Lakq (lty. er Cbotco Between Evils. Smith talk to yon Why did you let about hia downtoan way all tbe a, Tit-Bit- To Can Grape. Take good fresh grapes, pick them from tbe stems, being careful not to break the skin, and fill your cans full ad ekake them do n and add m?rt if there la room without mashing. Make a ayrup the same as for th nx peaches, and be sure you DU the full of ayrup, then proceed the same aa with the peaches Grapes canned in this way keep their suape perfectly and are luscious for the table. The juice from this fruit when the cans are the most perfect sweet win opened that can be found for Invalid or convalescents, or as a most delicious summer drink wheu water and fc, ara i?2E ISSLi -- 1 hare-liftin- For Health and Boeoty. Sir Thomas Sawyer, aa English lecturer and writer, give th following L 81eep eight rule for long life: 1 hour 1, Sleep ln each with the window 1 on ?uf8. rUbt aid,bed Place ths away from the open. Canned Pm. wall 4. Take bvth th temperature Open can pea one hour before cookor ths body daily. 5. Take exercla 6. Eat but little ing them and turn into a bowl, When before breakfast. for them put on in a farms ketmeal, well cooked. 7. Do not drink readyor one saucepan wlthm another-- of milk (for adult). 8. Eat much grain tle hot water. It dry add cold water 10. Llv . Avoid Intoxicant. food. I "much a possible la country, 1L I to cover them, and atew about 25 min-,v- .r It isaio? IS. Limit your ntea Drain; atlr In a generou, lump ninv occupation o b can given that of butt.r, pepper and salt K.wto. an hour sleeplessness Experience d by nibbling a biscuit at bedtime. All will apply to every one. A Uwod Obi Ob, eelf must be animate, except man, eat before sleep, and knowledge of ones these rules in did the family come out How applying the guide no reason man la there and why lng, the matter of settling the estate?" u should form an exception to th rule. asked of one of the brothers OUR COOKINQ SCHOOL. Fasting between the long lnterwi between supper and breakfast, and' esMight have been worse, but w fl. Cwewlwg Frail. ally succeeded tn effecting a compro-mi- s pecially complete emptiness of th with our lawyer by which he To ca peachee first aelect nice, ripe stomach during sleep, add greatly to I I become haa which have half. Detroit not but that amount of fruit, emaclatlonaleeplManesa the t(reeg to lei' $sl general weakness so often met soft Wash them in pan of fold ( Free PrM r:rh: th a ater, then lay a oft cloth is the bottom of another pas to lay the peaches on to drain after washing. Peel them with a reasonably abarp knife so a not to bruise them. Cut in halves and A Tkoughtfal Hubsi. remove the pit. Place the fruit in the cans with the open aide down and put You asked me to bring you some in aa many aa you can without mashpin money this morning, aald tha ing the fruit Now make a syrup of young husband. one-ha- lf "Yea," ahe replied, with ad air Of excupful of sugar to each quart of fruit and pour over the fruit while pectancy. It to warm, and fill the cans full. Put Well, said he. I thought I might some pieces of thin boards or lath in at well save you a trip downtown, ao inthe bottom of a wash bolter and t I brought you a paper of pin tbe cans upon them; then pot warm stead. water enough in the holler to pome up a couple of Inches on the can, put the Bar Little Joke. covert loosely on tha-- cans an! cover Your father News: Chicago one hour, then the boiler tight and boll cane, groaned the lover, came down remove the cans from the boiler, put on me with such rapidity that I on the rubber and screw the top on thought a cyclone had struck me. tightly. Tip the can do n on tha aide venture "Well, It was a hurry-canand turn It around, to be sure that U tha sweet girl. If t e least bit of la perfectly tight. And yet they say girls havt no sens ayrup ooxes from beneath the cover K of humor. la not tight enough If you cannot turn the cover any tighter take some Tin Clirfv! Idiot hard substance, such as a knife handle, 1 From the Indianapolis Journal: and press the edge of tbe cover down some fellow la going Into tbe rabsee firmly onto the rubber and try It again aald the boarder and again until not one drop of ayrup bit rearing business," who got tbe morning paper first. If the work is done thorruns out Seems to me that ratling rabbits oughly on the start vou will not have would be something of a g the least trouble to keep fruit any Idiot. Cheerful said th nature," length of time until It Is wanted tor use. Set the fruit away In a box or The Wise Co cupboard In a reasonably cool place. yment ' rvlvow Tksl May Oeertak tee r Ik Hasuta Macs. Astronomers tell us that the day must com when the earth will. (Ike the moon, wheel through the heaven a dead and barren ball of matter, airless, wsterless, lifeless. But long, long before that time man will be extinct, and will have disappear so .utterly that not so much as the bleached skeleton of a human being will be visible on all the millions of square miles of the surface of this planet Unless by some huge and universal cataclysm tbe whole race Is swept at ohee into but reasonable to supeternity, It pose that man, like any other rae of animals, will disappear slowly and that eventually there will be but a single s did human being left some oM, Old man, gver D Tosr VnI Ash and Barn? gray headed and bearded, and left to Shake Into your shoes Allen's Foot-Ease- -, wander alone in a solitude that may be a powder for the feet It makes Imagined but not described How will tight oiNew Shoes feel Easy. Cure he die, this last relic of the teeming Hot. and millions that once transformed the Corns, Bunions, AtSwolltu, all Druggists and Sweating Fret master of and ruled globe undisputed Shoe Stores, 7! 5c. Sample sent FREE. There are Address Allen S Olmsted. LeRoy, N. Y. every other living thing many fates that iray befall him. He There Is a pa pet In Oklahoma called th may go mad with the horror of lonelier know ness and himself end hit miserable ex- tuppec Bell May the editor n Vo depend up the free lunob istence. He may be eaten by the vast what it Is reptiles or giant insect which will route, says a contemporary then probably Infest the solitudes But Puos Cur for Conaumptirn fa our only his fate may be far weirder and more medicine for cough enu cold- - Mrs C. dreadful. Scientists say that as we Belts, 439 8th Ave , Denver, Cot , Nov 8, 95. burn the coal and timber we are still A Cleveland woman who has been sumf ao richly supplied" with we let loose for divorce baa been ordeied to pay $4 Into the atmosphere an week alimony to her husband pending tbs volume of carbonic acid gas Much of decision of the court. this Is taken up by plants, but not all. After Reprated Failures With Othere It must increase and eventually poison Cared to Mofi'bln, Laudjeem, I will Inform addict tbe breathable air, filling the valleys Opiaw, Cocaine, o never fm ling hermlea. home-eaMrv M. H. Baldwin. Boi MU, Chicago, UL and mountains slowly to the hilltops, where tbe last remains of animal life Though but few walk the way of Ufa are striving for existence The last they can never be alone In It. man will climb higher and higher, but TO CORK a COLD IN ONB DAT, eventually the suffocating, Invisible Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AO refund the money if It fnlte to eure druggist fluid will reach and drown him. Be. E. W. Grove' nig nature on each box. remarkably lifelike. But why does the smoke rise straight bp from tbe engine. Instead of extending back over the train In a long line? Well er the picture was taken sr quick It hadn't time to do that, you e Nehemiah. compare "tbe adjective cold, said a schoolmaster to bin head cold, Positive comparative boy. cough, superlative coffin, triumphantly responded Nehemlah A West IsSiaa Herricaa. Recently travelled up the coast at ill and acted in an entirety different manner from any other storui. Sometimes dyspepsia acts in the same way It refuses to yield to treatment whu h has cured similar cases. Then Uostetter s Stornai b Bitter should betaken It bos cured stomach trouble for half a centuiy a Doubtful Compliment. Amateur Actress Didnt I act th part well? Her Friend (ambiguouly) When you left the stage, the audience said it was the best thing you Fas Its From Compartsaw. MAN. Tld-Bit- It br If ORIGINAL 0, Ceoige" wailed the maiden, as she met U.i In the darkened hallway, 1 t be married w( can be to have postponed" sill 1. f JOKE? selected. Fate. Lears. Baoo COOD AND Ml C-- ITEMS OF INTEREST FOR MAIDS AND MATRONS. 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