Show I ITHE THE TE Bi 1 I SPORT SPORT- I II I LiGHT I I By GRANTLAND RICE nICE I Copyright 1925 New York I Tribune One Inc Trademark Registered U S Patent Of- Of flee fice Office flee TilE THU DISC CO The Royal noyal Research ship Dis- Dis Discovery Die Dis Discovery covery has embarked on a new I exhibition to the In or- or order or order der to study the habits habit of ot whales I Her oak sides aides measure 26 Inches through She Is a bark with auxiliary steam power Many a time lime on a II tedius day My 1 thoughts push oft from flom theland theland the theland land away ay Following after the little Ittle Dis covery Where she goes southward ard to study the whales Pleased with lIh her funnel tunnel and proud prouI of her salla I would be bo Voyaging down to the Arctic sea I who am weary of paper raper and pen I who am tired of studying men menI I could Just fancy a funnel with sails I could be happy observing the tho whales Oh why hy didn't the tho th little Dis Dis- Dis co C coy cry ry Walt ait for Cor or me Many a time on a perishing day When the wind Is chilling my ribs I sa say All Is la well with th the little Die Dis Discovery covery She is much b bitter protected than you Twenty-six Twenty Inches her ides Idea meas meas- measure measUre measure ure through And you see She can turn on steam while she gets her tea tI Being a steamer with sails it would seem Or a 0 sailing salling ship graciously fur fur- furnished fur furnished with steam So when the whistling south wind blows She sits around her tunnel funnel and warms her toes Oh dot dont don't pity tb little e Discovery Discovery Dis- Dis covery Pity Pity me Could I get set leave lea for tor a lI year auda anda and aud anda a day Leave Lea to put all of ot m my papers away Leave to go after acter the little Dig Dis Discovery covery I J have a II weakness for tor or poles and andor for tor whales I adore ships shira that have e funnels and sails Now would he be heThe beThe beThe The time lime to go it if I put to sea No good in waiting until I am white white- white Very rheumatic I felt elt In the night Cod liver oil doesn't help me a abit abit abit bit Blubber I fancy might keep me fit It Oh why didn't the little Die Dis covery Walt Wait for me mc Punch Punch I There There is le less continued action I In football than there Is In almost I any other game except golf and queerly enough the two games with little action lead to the greatest amount of tongue wag wag- wagging wagging wag wag-ging ging and general conversation a 0 good oarsman just as asgood asgood asgood good an athlete as ns 3 a good foot foot- football football ball Lall pryer player tyer pent pens L 1 F Yea Yas The fhe lIon Hon George Low golfer extraordinary has joined archi architectural forces with Herbert Strong another well known a- a avant sa an savant Vent vant Heres Here's 1 n luck u J Ill Till HT Charting the depre depressing ing mo- mo moments mo moments ments In golf golt Is something like numbering the wheat blades blade s that may moy yore a square mil milo golfIs There are many times when golf golt I is nothing except on one depressing another There are times limes when biting Iron spikes in two Is the only known emotional I outlet nu u 1 nu u Topping the drive on un the first tee pitching pitching the first approach into a bunker looking bunker looking up on a chip shot for tor a sordid fluff fluff- fluff blowing a short putt of ot some 22 pitching Inches pitching Into a pond pond-no pond noone one of ot these episodes was ever er Intended to flood the heart with sunshine and starlight Yet the most depre depressing mo- mo moment mo moment ment of all 11 all is not on one of the above It happens when you ou have been sll slicing Ing steadily surely and consistently To 10 such an nil extent that you aim for tor the It-fl It of the course In order to 11 hold the fair fair- fairway fairway way near the extreme right You watch the tho bail skim the leaves lea or tree trees to th the tho left slide safely away and then finally Lually wind windup wIndup windup up Just short the of-the rough rou on the theother theother other side Once again you ilm for the II trees along the left aids and wham away Then a horrible thing happens loppens In place of the thu th expected expected expect- expect I ed slice you have ha somehow sud suddenly denly come upon a wide hook book or pull and ond the ball la Lo last seen sUd 1 traveling tra out of ot bounds bound II deep Into I the forest primeval It i Is at this that the I shattered soul goes Into more loore and larger convulsions than It hai as ever known before asI I This is undoubtedly n the lie peak I If Gene Tunney Isn't given a chance this thi's year for his hl shot at atthe atthe atthe the weight heavyweight crown the ma- ma marines ma marines rines rinee might step in and take a hand They have hove a pertly fair fairI capacity for or seeing th that a square quare I deal takes place I |