Show HIGGINS IS AFFLICTED 1 WITH GENUINE RADIO BUG BUGl BUGa 4 a l RADIO 1 u 0 I WI Pt gonna drive out the house house folks that the radio dont don't do to o but annoy By SAM HELLMAN Copyright 1926 New York Tribune Trib Tribune une Inc you been een since VY Christmas asks a k High Dome Finnecan Finnegan of o me inc Snatching bedtime tales out of the Ue air I 1 answers So youve you've fallen alien lor for or the tho radio hop too sneers Finnegan Why not 7 I 1 comes come com s back Would you believe It I got MiamI the other night What are they doIng dolne down there asks high Dome Ped real estate over ovel the tho air Some distance eh alt I J r marks Nine hundred miles mile and I only got a two tube set et ANCIENT JOKE That nothing returns return Finnegan can Finne-can gan I know a feller that just lust put nu au ordinary oil stove under his bed and got cot Hot Springs You Vou better retire that wheeze on a 11 pension I 1 suggests The next Utile Urn you yell tako take It out Its It's lt like like- likely lv ly to trip over Its ft whiskers whisker and fracture all its arteries Why dont don't you get yourself a radio set et Because explains explain high Dome I aint got no yen to hear how Joe Fox got cot the Christmas from IroM rom Johnny Rabbit and aud- Oh bek hek I J cuts cut In n t theres there a alot lot tot of o tuff beadell b b lU tales tle coming over the th air Such Sueh asT as sl asks Mk Finnegan an Well ell I 1 answers answer you JOU get set mu sic lc Sure jeers Jeer High Dome Dome- Dome La t week Jim Doak talked tue mo mInto t Into listening In on his static box heard about orchestras orchestra and I eighteen Inn tras tra playing It good tood J 1 I Inquires PLEASANT EVENING If you like liko thrown Drown Eyes Eye Are You Blue returns Inne Finne- Can Finne-Can tan gsa Every darn one on or of o cut cm e play play- played pay pay-ed ed It before they they got oft o the th AIr lrI led I finally begged betted Jim to 10 Get JIlo me something else elso besides be music and andI he switched mo me onto the ho cattle I market reports report from rom Chicago and automobiles the numbers number of ot the tho I stolen In la Detroit that n t week If that's a nights night's amusements amusement Im I'm Coolidge's favorite a da da- diamond mood mond setter seUer You Vou just had a bad break I 1 tells him Last La t night for or n stance I 1 heard beard some good music n a talk on books the results result of o a and cpU the pews news n w of o the theda da day The Tha way I 1 figur s It the thera ra radIos radIo's los lo's gonna tonna put PItt the picture allows and the newspapers newspaper's newspapers out of at bUI business some onie da day HURT FURT THE The The way I figure It t snaps inapt Dome youre just ju t as asI I cuckoo In 1926 as a you were In n I Why should the radios hurt the newspapers Hell You got cot to read I the he newspaper newspapers to find fled out what's going op In Jn the th air ajr III f i Maybe Mabe IY says ay I but Just juet the ane there are bait h alt a a dozen sta- sta station sta ata stations tion telling yon the tho news new n 1 every I What oC or IU It growls rowl Finn Finnegan tan The radio might cop off oft some vs new news but the tb radio aint showing I the mOt moat beautiful pall pair ot o I legs lef IJ In ParIs and the ti picture of ot o tile the tb gal who Is au suing In young oung for tor for Cor breach of o promise to marry her some ome rainy day when there wasn't anything else elie to do I How hIm many man people anyway do buy the newspapers newspaper for tor new news I thought fIlos most ot of o cm em em did Bays I COMIC STRIPS When tho ht you OU get ret another thought com comes back High Dom Dome have a I whole hole one ono to I About nIne oin out of every ten guys that buy a paper are looking tori for comic strIps strip the tb question and I Ianswer answer MI stuff tuff In the tho last smut mut cue case c and an antho tho Ibo pictures picture of or the th knee knees or of the gal gals als that just come corn back from Europe How hIow Hows How's the tho radio ronn gonna cut mt In on that melon meton The radio aint gonna onna hurt nothing The devil It aint I 1 remarks Aint It gonna tonna hurt picture shows show and other amusements It If folks folh stay home horn to listen In No rays cays Finnegan and the point ot of the radio Is that you OU have to tn stay home horn with It andI and I who bo wants want to stay atay home nowadays nowadays days keep buying radIos for or their kids and for their own amusement for a II few ew minutes ev ey every cry ery el week but dont don't worry about It putting anythIng on the th bu buns bun's bum In fact its it's gonna conna make people go co out more than ban ever How do you figuro guro thaU that I 1 n the th first place explains High Dome Its gonna drive out of the tb bops ous folks that the radio dont don't do allY anything thIng to but annoy J met a couple of ot radio widowers down in Jake Jak Denny Dennys Denny's poolroom last night t birds bird that hat stand the hop theIr their on yanking out or of o the th air The Tb bunk says saya I For every everyone everyone everyone one feller feHer it drives out of or the th hut at night it'll bring brine fifty In Ini I A guy Buy returns egan I stay home to listen to the yur would stay home anyhow so your objection dont don't amount to anythIng Where toes does the music come from that they Dont Don't It cone comi from show that are gon gong on In town Tn WANT TO SEE I Lots of It does I admits Well Vell says High Dome aint that tonna gonna develop an au Itch In the th listeners listeners to sea see the rest or of the show The night nl hl I 1 was waa over to Jim Doaks Doak's some gal fal made a spiel about the swell dresses shed she'd s seen en enat at the Ritz and tho those e kind kl 4 or o Da you think an any woman woman i is gonna conna bo be b satisfied with pavIng a dress described to her Shell She's going to take a look tor for herself and then she's going coins to 10 make an an- an another other an-other other trip outside of the th house hous to buy one like It for tor herself You Vou d dont don't nt seem to think J remarks that the th radio Is gonna cut much ice In a I way It will says Finne Finne- Finnegan can Finne-can gao gan but Its It's not going to affect the habits of people an any more than the phonograph did It Its It's just going to be another pIece of fur tur- furniture furniture In the house something bouse that you'll use se when theres there's no place to go so give elve upa up upa upa a chance to go to out Just to sit up nd and wet nurse a mess fIleS of ot rheostats and dry batteries Well ell says I I been sitting Up with my set Bet every evry since sinco I 1 Irot got ot It It SOONER DISCARD lab comes cornea back ack Dome Domo and little Lizzie Lizzio Lummox hll nas been Deen with her doll IU IU car car- carrage carriage age r every overy day dllY since sinco Christmas In II a a couple of o weeks week from froni now you'll find It 1 i up in the th attic with witha II a couple of o wheels Ia missing mining add Lizzie le playing with the lh old rag rat dolt doll she tot got tour years four years ago aso The I happen with your radio work it to cat death for a or so Finally it will come to g set git t another batter battery comeI or orsome I some omo other that's worn out and you'll dv give It the aIr About six month months later you'll hear I of some you want to get on the radio and you'll dust three feet ot of o dust oft off o tho time old bOIl box tune tupe It tt up again Ill I'll bet you ou and anti the wife witt are aro havIng a II battle baUlo evey nIght about who should get tOl ceth different stations JUST CRAZY OVER IT Sirs Shell Just I as a crazy about It t as asI asI I 1 am I admit admits Sure nods Finnegan and andal ne about Washington's birthday you'll YO be b having terrible battles battles tv tv S make the tb other person tutu turn on the tb set s t You talk says I as u if It radio I was a toy That nit nil 11 U I Is returns Dome I got no Use ire for It atan atall at atH an all H Como Come oa on over tonight I 1 In In- In vites and get yourself an earful I chang changa- change Cant says I II 1 I promised Jim Im Doak rd I hear th tin I If f fight ht returns over hl W sot set po 00 |