Show 1 I I TODAY Sir Ill Bok Dol antI anil BOm tc Horn om In Overhead Waste Waste- Garter Garter Bouquets 9 f 4 49 I n By ARTHUR ART UR BRISBANE Copyright Hit IUS by Star Co I IThe The Chicago o Dally Daily Ne Kew celel cele- cele cele celebrates brates It Its I fiftieth anniversary ry andall nd all congratulate the late Victor I Lawson And und the living Melville I Stone on the th useful newspaper they lave ave the th world I The Tho Chicago American which haS hae the th Dally Daily New for It Its only while worth while competitor also alao feell In spite pite of Ita It youth Soil Sell Sell Sell-Ine ing at three thre cents cent a copy five days daYI a a week and five cent on Saturday the Dally Daily News New uniform price of two cent the American circulation lad the Dally Daily News Newby by seventy leventy thou thousand land dall dally daily Mr aIr Bok nok Able fible winning young youns American born In Holland tolland ye thIs nation ought to be In th the League Leacue of Nations Nation and finance hll hi liberally which Is I lila hll right He H accept accepts the th world orld court as a a desirable first flut nep IU P toward the league learue I Another r able American born her here named George Washington Washing thought this thi country ought to keep out of European He 1141 fought his way wy through one en- en en entanglement and did not want 1 any anymore anymore ny more But Washington on la Is dead not clearly remembered In some quarters quarter ter Mr Bok la II alve with money to spend You remember r about th live dog doc and dead lion You will learn from this administration what It thinks of et a dead Washing Washing- Washington Washington ton as a compared with a a live Bok Two babies were born In Chicago ta taxicabs yesterday The Emperor of Germany was waa almost born In a stage tage coach while his hl mother daughter daughter of Queen VIC VIC- Vic Victoria was tong toria was travelling A village doctor frightened by the an- an announcement announcement an announcement that he must bo be care care- careful careful ful fut of the tho heir to the Prussian throne lot bet his hia head h ad pulled on the baby's arm causing a a de- de de deformity stUl still existing existing- That story was waa told this writer by the great French doctor Braun Braun- Braun nc who went to castle at Queen Victoria Victorias corn com commAnd corn mond mAnd to see sea the childs child's child deformed arm some time later added that any anyone anyone anyone one good rood doctor might well have cured the deformity but 50 BO doc doe doctors doctors tors were too many for the poor child Later you will read of children born five miles up between Seattle and San Die Die- Diego Diego Die Diego go and that flying machine landin landing will be b Gen Oen Stork President F Edson White of Armour Company expects to cut ten million dollars more off the coat of distribution and other overhead this year If It he sue sue- sue te teed teede d that will be aim sim- simIlarly sim similarly cut off oft In three years Combinations make savings pos poe possible pos possible sible The Tha public should have brains enough to encourage bp combinations and keep some of the savings for itself lt elt There Ther is II 1 a howl bowl against a a pro pro- proposed proposed proposed posed combination of bakers But ButIn Butin ButIn In one city each shop chop selling Belling bread la is visited and solicited by lIy front from ten to fifteen wholesale bakers wagons every day Who pays paa for tor those tho e wagons arons and drivers The rhe families that eat the bread The tarter gaer bouquet of ot real flowers f Is I a announced In Philadel Philadel- Philadelphia Philadelphia phia forget nots not presumablY worn just below the knee Women spent centuries hiding biding their legs even with dresses sweeping weeping nile nile- mic microbe robea robe from the ground Now they exhaust Ingenuity calling attention to their legs lerl Pink Fink strange garters garten slippers that look like a set let of gold cold pony harness no stockings Blocking sometimes tide tide high skirts skirt It la is puzzling but you may b be beur sure lure that back of It all usefulness and andi I wisdom are re at work Mans Man's dull dress evolution Is about over Woman Womans Woman's la is only starting Charles Er E Welch grape crape jule juice manufacturer manufacturer ardent advocate of prohibition hu has ha died suddenly of acute indigestion You will now hear the ungodly Including som physicians say that Doctor Welch would not Dot have died had Its h taken the Biblical hint and a a little lIttie wine for hll stomachs stomach aake The greatest doctors doctor ora In Europe told E B H I-I Harriman's relatives that he need ned not have hav died ao so young had ii he be taken good food light wine In moderation to help lila his digestion Other doctor said Idd that President harding died of indigestion because he continued to heartily after swearing off oft c But you know that bat Satan 11 al always l ways find finds arguments and any any- anyhow any anyhow how no indigestion II I worse wone than bootleg poison polton that men take tk for or orI I n now Fifty men and anil women visited Theodore Roosevelt's grave yester feeter day dy tile the seventh o his hi deet How death jew How quickly men inert fade de into the background b after fter de ida get eti them Dead only ven teven a ven year years and velt yell elt is II 1 i 31 as roue a memory a a part p of the past pt is s Harrl on or Gar Gar- Garfield Garfield Gar field field lbs Th shipping nipping board eiling some e eom ships hip and turning burning up others now asks lon to build two to huge hure ocean liners I Somebody will make mak money out of of that the Jt U It goes through But will that somebody be the tha American public that will pay lIay for tor the th new n w boata boat It If youre you wars wr re compelled comp ll d to gt ret on that bow would you be bet betT |