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Show WOMEN WHOLIKE TO 6TAND Street Car Conductor Saya They Do It to Keep Their Clothe Unwrlnkled Tly the lime Ihe car rraihrd Fop lltth street there were no fewer than a iloien recent aeala, but the girl In the new lallormado gown refused to avail herself of their hospitality, relate re-late the New York Press The me. senior ty pointed Ihem out to her So did the woman In blue and Ihe man with the re I beard bill to all Invlla lions to make herself comfortable tha tailored girl said No I thank you I get off soon," and continued lo lurch backward and forward In Hit mtddlt of tho car Tho conductor watched ler grimly "I could have told those folks It was no use ta try to make that tlrl sit down," he ssil lo a passenger on tho platform "She never does I used to try to get her to rest herself for a minute or two, Just for a rhangit but I nevtr could do It. She has been rid Ing In my ear pretty regularly for about a year and no mailer whether the passengers are many or few seldom sel-dom hate I sicn her sit down I used lo wonder why she chose to stand up and flop around that way but I have come to the conclusion that she docs It because her clothes fit so well "1 hate teen lots of other people with Die same trick When I find a woman who Insists upon standing In a ear where there are tarant scats I look at her clothes, and It turns out, nine time In len that she has a good figure and a dress that wouldn't show n wrinkle under a microscope" |