Show WEEKS WEEK'S i Rr- Rr WONT Io V V V V VV V V VV V 0 V H I i 1 1 I V I II I II I tV td t II V I By Dr nON DOS HEROLD 1926 1 2 New York Tribune Inc All Alt the th best people clime c rne from somewhere possibly lad Indo V VA A mind has no no sense A mind has to be bo aimed and pointed like a gun cun You ought to get ret a lot done In ada aday Look at a circus nARD BOILING nARD TEA ROOMS I am nm thinking about starting a room alet-room tea room called caned the Jack Jacl Demp- Demp Demp soy sey and another one called the Tunney lf I can get permission permission sion slon I am rather fond of or tea lea It ItIs ItIs ItIs Is at least no worse than water and It has a temperature one way or the th other according to the season Tea Is not ot Scotch or orRye orRye orRye Rye I T know but simply because It isn't Is no reason for tor calling tea rooms such insulting names as most tea rooms have today tolay- today names such as the tho Wee Yee nie nie or the Dotted Swiss or orthe orthe orthe the Bluebell or the Tootsie Wootsie or the Cutie H- H H N What any manly man or wo- wo womanly womanly wo womanly manly woman with troubles to drown wants to drown cm Im In a place called the tho Teenie So I am going to start I a a new era In the tho naming of or tea rooms I hope hop to see such names as ns the Hairy Ape the Noisy Gulp the tho Firpo the Rhinoceros the thc W stern Hemisphere tho the TI TI Ier ger the Red lIed Mule V and the tho Sledge Hammer A fellow tellow could walk right richt up lip lipto to tea rooms rooms like thes without biding behind Ills his parasol Greenwich Village Is in Its en- en entirety en entirety orthodox and conventional Greenwich Villagers take tike more exactly than any other set or of people In 11 the th world the expected attitude altitude You can spot n it Green Green Villager the Instant you ou see him anywhere In New N w fork ork and that Is more mor than you ou can say of a Methodist Methodists M are tar far more moro Individualistic I call oil a play good goo whose whoso final curtain catches me poking ray my linger finger up Uj between my face Ince and when the I my any glasses eye so o that lights go eo on Mrs Irs Mr Herold Horold will vIll not discover that I am nm human after artel all But Dut the fact tact Is she the knew It even eten before we were married Men think they are being beiDA married for their talents and T TIie e fact is they Are re married for lor their fraIlties Persons marching In a parade arade perhaps think that the tho thousands thousand watching them along alone tho the line or of march regard recard them with adora- adora adoration adoration tion Second thought should tell that everybody really in- in interested In the parade parado Is IN TIlE PARADE I We hear a a lot about man eat man Ing sharks but I will wager wa-er that more persons are killed by step step- stepladders stepladders ladders In 1925 than by sharks The man who remanufactures his radio set every time tim he h uses It Is the man wha gets pets the most run fun out of radio It n you ou go ro Into a drug druff store with nIth a 0 a sore tore throat these days you are apt to como come out with an a automobile tire a lawn mo er a or or phonograph record 1 or a setting of guinea eggs I I KNOW OW A MAN MAN- MAN who has boarded and roomed at ata ata aa a a drugstore t for r the th last Jast six sl months month and says lays It Is more con con- than any hotel at which ho he be ever stopped The TIle mo modern ern drugstore lias has nil all althe the characteristics of ot of a country countr crossroads store except the drum stove and cracker barrel |