Show I WHEN IT IT COMES TO SHOPPING SHOPPING I TWINS TWIN'S SOME HARD BOILED EGG r t I I 1 I j r I 1 I J I II A I I I I II I II II I Fe 1 Meaning 1 she the tha any dollies clothes for lor so long 1 Id I'd 1 buy bUT a lint hat n Ily By SAM RAM AS SEE r remarks marks the frau that I I ISEE 1 men of oC fashion Is gonna wear trousers rs that thai Is wide at the bottom bot- bot bottom bot bottom tom this spring Well ell says I J this thill man of fashion aint aint and It if business dont don't pick up soon theres there's gonna be n a question about wearing trousers tall tall a-tall this spring You wouldn't look any runnier funnier than you OU do now remarks the wife wIC Dont Don't I dress to suit you I growls You You do not comes back the misses prompt That new new suit of looks looks yours ours for tor example looks like It was fitted d on you by a blind manin man manIn manIn In a tunnel beside besides being a kinda cross between a Greek bootblacks bootblack's wedding suit and a bookmakers bookmaker's Id idea a of oC a quiet set of oC tweeds Did you really go Into a store to get it or was ws It thrown on you while you ou were running past NO xo CHOICE I take more care about buying a suit I tells her than than I did picking a wife Maybe admits t Kate Irate hut but when It comes to a contest between bet your our luck and your taste your lucks lucka got It beat to a whisper per Im I'm the result of pure luck your our clothes are the fruits of your taste Hows your taste I Inquires sarcastic The answers answer's In your our shaving mirror shoots back the frau but Its It's good where clothes and such things I It is concerned and it'd be much bett better r It if Id I'd get a chance once In a while to take it It out for an air air- airIng air airing ing log MeanIng Moaning what I asks Meaning she ahe explains that I haven't had a chance to buy any clothes for tor go so long Id I'd probably walk Into a hardware store to buya buy a hat Im I'm that much out of oC practice practice tice tlc HAT JUT IN I DRUG DReG STORE I You wouldn't walk into a hard hard- hardware hardware hardware ware store I 1 remarks you'd walk Into a drug store like Ilka you oU al always al- al always always ways dots don when you goes shop shop- shopping shopping ping You dont don't never go to no reasonable place like other women wom wom- women women en Just the same Im I'm gonna give yOU a a bale of oC Jack for tor your Easter t I J haven't ha hail had a chance to buy walk Into a hardware store to Junk this year How many dimes Inquires the misses make a bale 1 I Two hundred d smackers I an- an announces an announces s All All for tor myself gasps the miss miss- misses misses misses es But theres there's a sneer tucked away In that ga gasp p that I dont don't get at first Yeh I tells her You get get a spiffy layout for tor that much mazuma For examples inquires Kate TO SPEND Well Veil ay says rays I I aint no ex- ex expert expert ex expert pert on womans woman's junk but for tor two centuries it would seem eem like to me that you get yourself a gowns two or three 1 pair of oC kicks a 1 swell coat a nifty chap chapeau au and enough underwear to deck a Broadway revue that wa war going In la for modest modesty With what Is left lett over after that that- that Ive wanted a necklace of f matched pearls for or a a long time cuts In the frau Would you ob-I ob ob- ob object ob object If it I used what was left lert to get i that and a f few w other pl pieces ces of jew jewelry dry elry ryr 7 Go Co as far as you like says rays J I generous Shoot the two hundred on yourself exclusive Im I'm a good provider I am You are arc says Kate A good provider pro of oC laughs Ill I'll use that oure about two hundred youre you're talking just for taxis when I go shopping You had bad me out of clothes last lut spring and Im I'm gonna get mine this year Here er give It Ita ita Ita a look and then dig This fe I is a partial list lIt of oC the things thing Im I'm gonna get FOR FOK COATI COAT I Two hundred and fifty for tor an ensemble I 1 reads hats thata that a radio 10 set Its a dress drees with a coat explains ex explains ex- ex explains plains the wife I Ihen then that kills I see sel says sas off that coat item you ou got down here herl for ISO It If If you think so snaps the misses you can call In that alien alien- alienist alienIst alienist youve you've been playing hookey from so long That ensemble coatIs coat coatIs coatis Is got to be worn with the stuff It come Dont Don't I have to have another coat for tor the other Im I'm gonna gel Dont I have to 10 live JIve I barks You flatter yourself returns Kate Katt cold you OU wont won't want to live If It you dont don't let me buy what I want 22 2 FOR FOK SHOES two Twenty for shoes I r reads ads from the tho slips How many pair pairs Is that That says the frau I Is one two pair two shoes count em ono em one two besides Ill I'll have ha to pay five or six dollars for buckles They I is nil all the rage this year Th They y aint got nothing on me metor metor for tor rage I a assures alre lre her I really nally ought td to get two Iwo pail go goes s on the ml misses ses They last lon longer r that way Well V II I 1 admits two pair last longer than one I I dont don't mean that comes cornea back Kate you know now that hat It if you k kept pt changing your our shoes all the time Ume t m two pairs of oC o shoes hoeA shoe would maybe last lut six Ix months while If you wore the same shoes every day one pair would only last five months month Who ho figured that out oun I J quire In-quire-i In- In quires The president of the shoe dealers association Its a fact Insists the wife Like heck It Is l I sniffs Would two glasses gla es o of beer la last l longer nger If you took look a sip alp out of one and then th n out of the other Im Tm not prepared d to argue with you about hooch snaps the wire wife you ou being being a exp expert rt in to that sub subject Jeer What I asks does all this loot add up to Nine hundred dollars she tells m me And you think I demands that youre you're oure gonna get corma-get get that me The question ot of whether the stuff is III conna gonna be paid for says Kate cool dont Interest me enough to think about It It Its It's If It a matter between yo you and the de department stores Yeh I snorts Suppose I put one of them adds In the Paper about you I leaving my bed and me bored What'll you do then Make good on the ad says she prompt Ill get clothes clothen this spring or you'll you get the air Listen here I t tells lIs her Im broke Tell It to the morons moron returns the ml misses ses You were flush enough to fork Cork over ov r a few Cew hundred to your favorite boot limber theother other day da That was wass for medicine I ex explains ex- ex explain explains plains plain My bills bill's gonna be medicine too says aya Kate and you'll you I take It even If it I got to hold your nose How about settling twenty twentY five tents cents on the dollar I suggests How do you mean Inquires I the frau fral Ill give giTo you two fifty J I offers Nine lIne hundred persists Kate Oh all nil right I says Heres the dough and t I I peels nine cen- cen centuries cen centuries offa oUa the roll roil You dont don't think Im I'm S gant do you asks the wife lor ord sor- sor sorta ta to gentle Not at all I assures assures her Youre three hundred und under r esti- esti estimate esti estimate mate hundred I brought home twelve hun hun bun dred for your Easter rag raga Brute says fays she You cant can't figure em cm |