Show L DOROTHY lit X TALKS Dy Dr DI HI DIthe the Ih World arId s a Paid Pali on in IS YOUR YoUn WIFE PEEVISH AND CROSS EVEN THOUGH YOU GIVE HER A GOOD HOME AND THE COMFORTS COMPORTS OF LIFE TRY THE TWO SIMPLE REMEDIES OF COMPLIMENT COMPLIMENTING ING AND AMUSING HER HERUP YOU could listen m in on the thoughts of ot nino nine husbands out of ot ten tafter IF UP after aCter you YOU ou got cot rid of ot the static stuttering and curving cUrling you ou would hlat somethIng like liko this By George I don t know what's the tho mat mat- matter matter matter ter with Mary She Is la co so 0 peevish and cross cron a o Cand and disgruntled she ehe is s about as aa comfortable C to live Ilse with as a porcupine Seems to think herself III used yet here I am working myself myself to death to keep her soft and shield her from the hardships of life What does she sho want f Hasn't she pat got good clothes Cant Can't she sho spend half of her time amusing herself if she wants anta to Do I ever mistreat her Am I not as domesticated is s the house cat My lord but f but butU 1 j women are queer unreasonable ea that no man can understand U when hen I 1 dunk of the that the mIght NOW masculine ne Intellect has when wrought wi ought when I thInk thi lui uiL-l uiL OL OLof LL of o the great books and plas plays men halo brio written ritten and a atho tho the great pictures they have hate ha e punted when then I think of of the Le Leviathan Leathan athan and the he steel trust and the Panama canal and the radio and the he wireless and the I and the lie telephone I am down n on my knees in awe e and admiration and anti reverence reference bel oro men nut lint lien I think of oC o their dealings with women omen I get up and put a dunce cap on on theIr heads For F r the men who can wrest her secrets from nature can live with women for fifty years without ever really getting ac- ac acquainted ac acquainted with them or finding out what is In their souls The j men who can organize a business that will hold thousands of iv people and millions of dollars In the hollows of their hands cannot can can- cannot cannot not run their own homes smoothly and the men who can de- de decipher decipher de decipher cipher the hieroglyphics on a tomb that has been burled buried for untold centuries never the riddle of their own wives and find out what's the matter with Mary FUNNY CUNNY Ian Isn t it And sad Ono One of ot the things that bat you YOU ou joke joko at with Ith a bitter taste tast In fn your our mouth and and laugh at with tears in your our ees C e For the most tant thing to every ry wan man no matter how bo borich rich he Is nor how bow famous he be Is is to have base a happy homo home and a satisfied and con can contented co tented wife ICo You ton ou can freeze to death In a palace If It there i if 11 no fire firo on othe the hearthstone and a million lire Is just as heart hungry as a pauper That Is why by it Is so strange that men wen dont don't de devote devoto oto a few Cew lobes of their brain braID to doing a little home bome research or work and finding out wh Is the tho matter with Ith MaT Mary MaryAs MarvAs will solve their deep dark mys mys- mystery mystery mystery As they dont don't and won wont t I tery for them Mary merely wants to be Jollied She la le hungering and for a little flattery She wants to be bo praised for what she sho does She wants to be petted and fussed over and made much of and told that she Is the greatest little wife In the world and the tho best cook and manager man man- manager manager ager and that her husband doesn't know how he would get along alonD without her That Is all there Is to It Matrimony with a few compliments ments tied to it is heaven on earth to a woman no matter how poor she Is le nor how hard she has to work Matrimony without a kind word Is dust and ashes In a womans woman's teeth no matter how much It is flavored up with money and luxury complaining about how many ces she sho sh hear bear woman oman you IiI a Ii I has to make for tor her husband and children and how hon hohard hard she labors to mike m them comfortable table ta ble and telling how ho she hates housework bouse 1 01 k anti and be ha suie sUle she Is to a dumb hu bus I loathes a gas range you ou may band lIe Us Is the sort of ot man who bo eats a thousand tho perfect dinners I without sa saying Ing one word ord of ot praise of ot the tho cooking Coking but who calls caUs attention to sail the tho and first night He Is the being a little too salty on BOUP soup little le about all of ot his wife's Ies Ie's the kind of man 1 who ho is as silent client as the gra grave grate e over her leer faults aults who never ne tells teUs lint hN blues but who nho grows ls eloquent misfits and andI who I nhen hen l that her frock Is becoming but always al a s tells her of ot her ber she Ebo has an unbecoming hatLack hat hatLack Lack o of that appreciation that Is one thing that hat I Is the matter matler with II slack and discouraged and that she gets Mar Mary that Is one reason that she cant can't please anyway an wa pee Ish and quits to tf ing to please a man shoe Another thing that Is the tho matter with Mary Is that sh she IS bored Little as you may think it husband nd just being married She Sho wants a little for woman to you isn't picnic enough any do with amusement on the side Something that hasn't to stockings and taking care of three meals a day and darning the tired business man mana Is le no more from me children Take it 40 he need change weary weary than the tired housewife Ife Nor does and diversion any more MOW NOW 1 that iou mow what's the matter auer Ith Vary Mary hero is the remedy A handful of compliments and taking her out somewhere and but will marvel atthe at atthe atthe at least once a week Cheap easy you the results for I 1 will guarantee it to bring peace pe ce and happiness wife's morale and make mako her to establish your In your home re pleasant to live with sacrifice on theS tha the offer herself as a will cheerfully up OH B-OH a woman oman FOR Fon her co cooking She Rhe 1111 S kitchen range for tor tho husband who ho praises for tor the tho husband I who nho ho her thrift She Sho nut 1111 squeeze every overy husband a prince among men if Ir he be will Rive Jh gis I e a 1 single sign lder her Iler con and Is proud to be he seen out with nIth her hei and ansho her society that lie le enjo s it If he tries trios to do something to mike mke life Ufe pleasant she ho wilt will worship him for her Is neglect and every husband can The thin thing that ails Mary DIX it t it Copyright 1925 9 5 hi by b Public Ledger Company |