Show GOOD Joe Wood in the tho he day clay of ot his career was as a great pitcher As its a member of or the th Boston Red Sox Pox In 1912 Wood won 34 rimes and lost bu but t five live a record In the tho majors s major that stands 1 Wood was also al o considerable of ofa ofa IL a strikeout artist his hit smoke mok ball balI being especially tough to hit In a 11 game played on June i 6 1911 against the tho White Sox Wood was wasat wasat ELt at his best Sent In ni DS relief pitch pitch- pitcher pitcher er or J Joe oc struck truck out pinch hitters In l In the tho th Inning 4 This unusual feat I Los Bos- Boston Bos Boston ton toI to win I In 6 5 to 4 I The Tho SO Sox play play- play frs rs Ta who ho tell fell before tIme the offerings of the tho speedy Wood Pit Ft Dough Dough erty er erty batting for tor Roy noy Fred Fred- Freddie Freddie Freddie die Pa Paine ne batting for BillIy Sul- Sul Sul Sullivan Ivan livan and Jimmy Block batting for tor 1 I rank A fool and his hi hl money mane mone are arc soon parted This Is 1 more moro than you youcan youcan can say nay tor for a gOlfer goiter and his ye- ye vocabulary vo vocabulary cab Thrice Is he armed who ho hath his quarrel just But even oven then it s shard hard to convince a woman oman driver she sho ho was as none long It IL s a long Ion lane that has haa ha no turn But who ho cares caret as long as ai sho's she's thea a Rood good petter and you can drie 0 with Hh one hand Hell has no fury Cury like a 0 woman oman Tho Tir Thie manI man I who ho wrote that never nover n ver say aa an a a ell CItI editor at home edition time Ume I rush In where huo angels fear tear 1 ip I tread This may explain why hy The o angels ha have just n a dumb U-n U TH ils a gallant ailant flea fIa that eats al his hl breakfast on the lip III of a hop lion nd nd nd oa sass Don Don t give inc an n ol or OUI lip big boy raid aid The The Th PurItans Puritan heated Io bear ar baiting not becse It IL gay gao pain pata to 10 tho be boar bear r but be be- be because be cause It gave cave pleasure to the tha spec spec- spectators spectator Moderns Modern on the th same Sante basis hate hato Sunday ba baseball box box- boxIng boxing box ID Ing and ear car car Ho He Ha jests jest at scare near that ne neer nc or felt a wound ThIs Thin line IIno always alway makes us UI u think of pound poun fight writers who protest against Tomm Gibbons feeble hitting Nothing emboldens embolden sin ln so o much mucha nuch I as mercy m rcy and nothing hams like l Firpo so eo o much a as sappy app matchmakers matchmaker T FHt ono can cap mastel m a grief but buth buthe he be that has ha It 11 Any golfer goiter will ill say almost as u much for tor an obstinate slice Friend FrIends R Romans t tend Tend end me mo your ears ear In this day dayot of ot ItI It I would could auld bo be lend me m lour 1 0 ear sots SetS I Confessional note What a IL lIfe lito lIfesaver saver a Book of Quotations Quotation can ha be b I when vou you were out late a the he night before |