Show I IMA Y ELECT SEC DENBY FOR Ii PRESIDENT SAYS FINNEGAN I ga p I iTh I lOD nc i I r 0 J I-J a 1 I I I V VI I i z a k L auL au aua I N Ni i I It S I I You could take the lt In the world orld and by harping on certain questions mn mm ke he him a 11 Tos I t It between Jesse Janice suit and the guy that killed d hM mother so IO lie he could sell seU her bel hair hair- BY Br SA SAM X be funny tunny remarks remark High 1 Dome It if every mem mem- member mem- mem member ber her of ot the senate badda hadda get Bet on the Stand and tell about every deal deai he over evor oft off In the tock stock market and the such Buch They wouldn t be one that wouldn t come out of 01 It without a couple black ryes eyes ty a squashed nose noso and a grand nd jury limp You mean to say MY I returns that they aint no nu honest gue EU gU In Washington On Ozi account of at ou thInking thinking that that that's what I mean moan to say Bay I com comes back of ot course I It aint What Wb Im I'm tl tr lag Ing to get over Is tho Idea that you cant can t examine cros examine cross e nobody on the stand without makinG him look like a crook You c cOuld uld take the clean clean- cleanest est et cuckoo In the world and by harping on c certain questions make him out a a cross cros between Jes lo James and the guy that killed hIs mother so ao ho could sell her hair That may be tI hue t ue I admIts but they i la Is still a 11 rew birds ou au could fire questions que at fora for for- a month without dragging oit out noth- noth nothIng lag noth-lag mit Ing that'd that'S do em any harm Be- Be Besides Be Besides sides sides- sides Tell me some Romo of em Invites High Dome Dome- Well Veil says I tako take tako this boy of oC Montana that spilled the stuff the teapot t There s a sa aa sa a square shooter hooter you couldn t g t nothing on It If ou ou- ou ou Think so eo cuts cuta In Finnegan I 1 Now lets let's see Understand dont don't know nothing in the agaInst him but Just to show how you can run a I honest honet lad ragged at them Investigations o e the aint got gol rot no nn limits on hat T you youcan youcan youcan can I ask well weik well we'll just imagine somebody's all all set to go 50 after him Shoot I urges Walsh Is a n lawer law er ain aln am t h 5 es High flight Dome Yes Yea sa sI a I but you cant can't send a 11 man to jail for lor that Keep your tra trap snapped yelps Finnegan and let me lo do lomy domy toy my stuff Hes He's a 0 lawyer yer and I Iguess Iguess guess a pretty toy foxy mouthpiece too Thirty ea ears eare rs ago when ho he was ju just t a voun youngster he was as IlIr hired d dby by a II copper company to some moll gages in Anaconda How the hell d do lou OU know I inquires I don dont P t he ho returns and he wasn't but it all could a hap hap- happened happened penal couldn t if It E Every Ery ry lawyer lawr In tho the countr loafs been In the gomo a sears ear gets his hand band Into some kind kinds kinda foreclosure tor trick or forced sale MIl doom t ho AU All right rl 1 I lawns ans an as let Iet let It go at al that Wo e 11 II ray raj goes on Dome that they Is a e ln tl I- I gallon gatlon started Into or otner-it otner It lt dont don't make maka no differ differ- difference difference ence w and what and t and Walsh is la called to the stand aland to tell what hat ho he s Ino it if He lIe puts PUis over overa overa overa a straight story and thon then the lad that's on the other side takes him himIn In hand band had and the examination goes something like this You were once employed by bythe bythe bythe the Pa Copper company wasn't you l Ye Yes foreclosing a e for them on ten ton houses in Anaconda tn In n 1392 Yes Yea One of ot em wn was occupied by bya bya bya a named wun wasn t tIt tit tIt It I dont don't remember You got the order r for tor fore tore foreclosure closure on those thos houses house didn't you Yes Yes It was on account o of your action that the families were eject eject- ejected ejected ed cd wasn't waItt It l Well Veil It vas s as routine legal work work- Ne cr er e mind that that- They were thrown out on the street because lit of the order you got That's true isn't It S 'S J I 1 suppose ao so so but but- but I Non No 1 do you know Inow that Mrs rs died of pneumonia be- be because be because cause ause of the tha eviction e and one of at ather her children Is la lame larno to this MY day because dt df the rough aa way 11 a con con- consta staple con sta le him and and- and I FORGET ORG REAL RIAL ISSUE Of Ot course b bs this time the I and his hie friends Ie le object object- objecting lag ing all o 0 oer er tho the tace but It don t ling do no good They aint no limit In them Investigations In and the poor fish floh has haa to stand stane for tor nil all ot of that tt stuff being spread In the tho record The COl comes conee S back to that Anaconda case 15 16 times the tho same earno morning and ard when ho finally gets geta through they ain aln am t hardly har nothing for tor the tho perS I to print them que and answers lt bo the rough way I the tho were by the tho Copper company and their crafty cratty lawyer The Tho tion may have boon beon about a bird booting fIsh on a government cov nt pre pre- presen pre sen e but that s I ell cli forgotten by bv bythe l the general public when hM the they road read the story ot of the th Am Ain J 1 right A Jl aie 4 r I but you re r r ex n er agg a hair Into a cable They dont don't gO so 0 far away from rom the sub sub- sub subjects like you Is trying to make me believe and and- and They dont don't eh cuts In Finne- Finne Finnegan rinne-gan rinne gan Give Gie e It a look at the tha Ten Tea Teapot Tea pot pot Dome sketch That thing I started out with a yen for tor finding out who give the government oil away to the guy that buys hay for fot I Zev Look where It is noW now I 1 admits I comes bick that It ha has lias traveled traveled- iome ome Some y yelps High Dome Its Ita its been around the orld three I times and bade back In six weeks that has gone from V 0 ming to Boyles Boyle's Thirty A Acres res for tor- forthe the Dempsey fight Its crossed the ocean to look 1001 Into the tho Japanese airplane business Its come ome back to this coun country to find 1 out how much money Mrs Mra Roose- Roose melts melt's elt's got and ond why Its It t taken taken a run Into Ohio to look into the hard hard- hardware hardware hardware ware business of ot a lad named Smith Its crossed the mountains Into Wet West Virginia to find Ind out hat business a 0 senator there h had d to buy oil stock ten sears ears back bacle and sell it at a loss hoes its taken the tho Dixie lIt rl er Into Palm Beach to- to to Can the Cooks Cook's tour I 1 Inter Inter- Interrupts Interrupts They aint nothing wrong about looking all over over- the map fora fora for a a line on what hat youre you're after atter Is they They They seTh ain t admits excepting when you gets so 0 far faraway laay flom home that you forgets I the street vou ou used to live lh 11 e on In Inthe inthe Intha the old ton to town ton n You think then I remarks they has haa gotten too far away front Teapot Ill say they has answers HIgh Dome and the result results s gonna be that the He forget torget I all about the tho original mess mes and anil get I wound up in the side lines Ill IllI I II I b t that right now halt half the people of the tho count country ry has got lost lot In tn the mystic maze they is buildIng around Teapot Dome down In Washington and the other halt half has so balled up In that they dont don't know whether Dougherty Is being investigated for tor soiling selling the fIght pictures res to the Japanese J air air- force torce or or wit whether ether young Roosevelt Roose Is he- he heIng belog be being ing log tried for tor slipping a secret cIpher to Mrs lorn Smith so she hc could talk to the White House Houe about the new house that McLean Is 11 buyIng In Cincinnati with money that ho he mIght have won on Zev excepting e I I for the thc fact that bo Ito didn t bet on I hIm The The Tho public aint n emen ev en got a a good one lne track Irack mind end and when mon fh two or three kinds kinda lights l at em em st mt the tho simo time you blind em cm And that's what hapl happened ened no They rant cant ro e the original on account ot of the dust that's been raised Sometimes I 1 think these ott off oU being pulled polled In- In Into Into In Into to that bat investigation just juet forthe for for- the sake o of getting the voters all tangled up The first thing thine ou au they'll be electing Denby and malting making a present of oC all the oil he am ain aln t got already S Don Dont t IOU vou OU thin think nothing goo aln am t gonna goun come that investigation I asks I use used 1 to think It was great stuff says nays High Dome but but th the even got me all balled up Its It Its S to m me I 1 returns return sniffs You kno knon just lint hat they Is la InvestigatIng Investigating ing log light Ight now noW Sure 1 ure- ure l J Whit vh is it he Inquires The of ot smearing the Democrats with as S much oil as s a tho Republican Is got on em now no noI no I answers or vice mice Ice morser orser |