Show I i TH THy THE By IBy y DICE HT I I G I do not noL ask atilt an nn awful 1 hot lotI I want no la laige haigo gO amount of or kale koh kalaFor For yealth I 1 must admit Is Ii s not Enough to put put mt my soul on sale I hac ha ha c no emy eny for tor John D 1 DOr DOr Or J 1 P Morgan Morgans s golden tide tide- Although If It It w WC were re offered me 11 meI I might not run away aay and All that I ask Is h all the tile bills They take tako In at the tho gao each night It If Dempsey tackles Harry Vt ills And faces tacos po In a fight I l It If Nurmi the non Finn cal cai run u s 11 j that event tho the Olim Olm- I In 4 5 10 5 2 on pic plc program Is already decided un- un unless unless un unless less they admit the entries ot of o Zev I or a cle I The are said to In train main main-I main main- mainly Iy II on black bread and dried fish 0 lon we understand why the th Ih o e arel arelHo an ano Ho 0 o few 10 meter OOOO applicants a In Inthe inthe the United States s The US U S of o 0 TL however can hardly to at any an n country's diet not even barring the th Cannibal Islands when hen the tion ot of polon poisoned d hooch continues continue Its Us adan each month I I NORMAL I r STI Vr PP One of oC the finest suggestions that tha lOne Professor Coue offe ed was wag 88 the idea 1 that thought ot of effort or Ild ath lathOr r thought of oC o extra toss toss- tossed tossed ed d the Muscular system out of o its ils If I rh swill I This Tills I Is quite 11 u 0 n Ilg is 1 I I usually to eel timing In golt golf the Ihu admonition Is Don Don t I press In baseball It Is often ottel In Don t I tr to to kill it I Extra tra ef- ef effort effort fort means Allting too tightening lightening the muscular si I With lIh this thought ht 11 n mind the th wonder Is that Bab Ruth can cn canI le el I muster mister the situation I The Babe Babe s koops the multi 1 tudes des are out there thee to see o hint him sock I the ball out of or Iha J jc e atlon lie He H knows no s the on I tune tI tl e cal caie cale e 10 toi hear him hint plaIs lila pla Is cr 0 the thue tenet fence and fin fai fal a Ien hI he h Ill 1 a slashing pin sin sin- glo cin-glo ole glo the crowds d look bOle boic h then n nhe he cracks a a resounding bag two Lao bag ger the CIO aan a an n A triple means nothing coining The fhe Babe whale hale a home run or he ho has failed tailed In his main Ruth knows knos this ani he Ile I is qute curte I anxious to please He lIe esteems Ih the applause of the cro crow crop Is There must be with Ith him most of oC the time lIne I the Id Idea a of o mauling he he nbc nhe h out or of er e bill IbrO thrown n in his direction direction tion I Just how hop 0 ho hI can hold the fine CIne and the aiming of his hisS S SIng Ing under these thue conditions as aswell I IIi Ii ell eli as he does is one of the 1110 mys mys- mysteries teries of the game The av age Is a a heavy y handicap when hen he knows Imo that great d ed are expected om him and that If ho he doesn docan t In full 1111 till measure he will be le looked upon as its a lump soul THE rilE RS R'S EPITAPH entered iRe at the polite request of l I 1 G H and ot of o course hal hah hal Ing tog Ing the round with Ith It R T L S the wide aide anti and starr s s sI nh Dig Dig the gra grate and let me lie II I Glad I l e ic I Ih l cd cd and gladly gadly die I Far a from flom this world orld ot of strife I These be the lines sou ou gra gra grae e for tor CorIn forme torme In me hero heo he lies hea he ho crant wants ants to 10 be beI here he lies b by the toe tee Where hes he's lied all through his How Hoi many ball players ty rs al are e there chilIS chilI'S t I R oR G 0 Gho a who ho ho can break 9 SO 10 0 at golf oln 7 1 ve ye bet there ale ae no IIO not ten bo o can go this fast as I Al 1 Among ng those we e kno know of ot below the SQ 99 class are arc Arnold Statz of f the I Cub t F Ired red redIe Ie tei hIp kle Chief Bender Trl Speaker Pep Young bluffy and Bob Shank Shank- Shawkey ey There must mut be many more moe since so many ninny hale ha gone out for golf Statz Stats has laed man limes lii In tho the low lOs A Ae As we e recall the details he ho was as he New England junior champion Pep Pep Young Is Isone 1 Isone one of o the tOw tew who have havo In and the Giant star has al ala always alas a s done well pelt ell Am Among ng othet athletes etes who hae ha ha egone gone In for golf goM with Ith a dash au are Maurice McLaughlin Charley Charles Pad Pad- Paddock Paddock Pad Paddock dock Gene Tunney Tom Gibbons and Miss Mary K Browne Brone We Weha Weha ha hao o 0 no record showing sho ln the best golfer among boxers Wlllie Willie RIt- RIt Rit ehle ebb I Is among the tho best Jimmy I tilde is la around 90 score not ago age Bombardier Wells Veils since e we 0 I think about it heads the tho Us list Wells can break 80 SO consistently In fact he has been planning to become a golt golf pro for tor some somo time lacking the ability to carry his share ot of pun pun- punIshment punishment punIshment 01 WHAr IOu OV E Gt IT IF We have hB heard lucid golf golt ad- ad admonition ad admonitions monitions monition or have run upon golf golt slogans of oC alue at various arlous mo- mo mOnte hero here and there But one ono ot of othe the best came late from aVest a Vest est mountaineer acting as a caddie Standing about 6 feet I 1 Hh the lea lean n tanned face of ot the th clan he watched the proCeedingS proceeding I IOne One member of o the match hid h been short In approach putting on ont t tao 0 successive e greens I the th I same party waB was as short again by sev- sev severa sev era oral I feet Whereupon pon the moon moun- mountaineer caddie addle turned In this mi- mi immortal mortal line Une You only git what you gI glie ghe e It That's 1 hats hat's something to ponder on And Its range e can carry tar for beyond that of ot golf golt o 01 or any ony othel single Ing game In this ch checkered existence |