Show yie eO i Sport Dope II rn M I Fn Mi V CON YES n e 6 e have no bD box V VO Vc have no box bex tights fight tonIght We Wee e e rot got stogies And Anal a bunch of old fogies Trying to kill un the tho same cam rIght We Ve v ye got tot slipper sidewalks galore ga lore Slicker than any dance danco floor floer Bu Eul no iso haic haie no An And there II 11 bt tat no box 1011 tights lights to- to tonight to night V FI F It If any American amateur golf Kolt wll wIl ross cross the sea eo to play in the th British amateur chant chant- chant this year Last Lat till fall a n full Cull went ent o er to compete compel In tho lie title events and end for the tir team tro- tro tro pIty Max Alax Marston new national champion did dial plan to to go or o 0 err r but butwill butwIll butwill will probably change chanse hi his mind due duoto to the th fact tact th that t ho he I is now flOw eting from a 0 recent operation S I I There hate t been ben an out an and l lout out champion In the th Ohio football conference for tor five 0 sea soo- ea- ea eaon eon on Just JUAt that often the title Ule at atthe the tho end of ot the Reason ceason lied lad wound up in a deadlock with two or more morl elevens having an equal claim The conference h hn a 0 membership of Dr ot t s eny enry and Is of ot course courso too Un- Un un I I I lazy Izzy the Egg Et has quit following the th ponies and joined Obregon larmy army That s the tho only nay I can mak- mak maka a killing In this country I the th nelor S I I I nilo only Spaniard In the th professional prie con con con- continue to tD make mako mak a noise as s a II big bis stat stat- tar tar- all UI It t knocked out Joe Burmin n sonic oine seela cel 1 ago o and more recently gR gave av George Georce ButCh of St Louis Louts an artistic trimmIng I I It ll b i said that Pancho ho Villa IssO isso is iso sO o afraid ld ot of losing hi his title that f tr he t even eyen do an Sn sh shadow box box tag Ing unless h he has baa JUL his lila 01 onn o n referee in the tho th ring rine George Geore Geor 0 a Keefe I I S Uterus brillIant brilliant of the tho of ot Michigan toot foot foot bill bill team h I as n a gOD good tood 1 a pron op 01 the tho diamond aa a grIdIron It I 1 ad that he h Intend intends taking a a 0 nt at major league baseball ba It IS I isalio also 1110 hinted that Manager 1 DI anch of ot the St TAut Louis I C already has him tied up There Thre am ari arl no this veer a magnate announces announce In- In indicating In heating that the tho demon athletes e ha e hai e had llean a lean and arid winter Tol lo o Kirkwood knows know more golf golt tucks than any ony other oth r 1111 r r It goes gos without saying that If It IH ho h ver ver wIns 11 a golf golt title title- there th-re ther nIl bo be a atrick atrick trick to It II There sum seems pms to be no end to lo lotho the tho surprises of Dt th the soar far oRr chirps HIli Barnes e Willie 11 1 won V w ll-w If IfA A 1 r r p c l A another billiard title March r h according to tD well w H founded d reports Is to tD follow FebruaryS February S I I baseman Ln Lu Ls Vu Iu- Iu of the theD lh D Detroit Tigers Tiger formerly ot oC o Fort Fort- land land In the tho Pacific Coast league le o hD slumped badly In his hi batting In 1923 If It hopeful of Df o returning to lii 1922 form n at the tho plato plate luring the comIng season leason S I I IThe The Tho Th charge chare Is mad that Ne Ne- Nebraska's braskas braska's kas ka's football play players player tor drank lat last fall Malbe Ia Jo be that accounts account for tor th staggering surprise o they pulled OU on Notre Darn Dam S S A AIn In sending urma orma arm to Mexico the th gO is l I politely requested raue te iby by Ty Cobb to lay IllY off thoa tho be be- be belonging b longing ln to tD hi pitchers S I I IAn An An rn headline h warbles English Champion Also Aloo AI o Come Come- Comedian Corn dian dlan dian Whit 8 strange about thaU that S S S SUtah Utah and Utah UL Jiggle Accle meet mt orthe on the court at Logan Loean tonight It II hould should be b ft a a hooping good genie game I so to speak |