Show r THE By GRANTLAND RICE 24 11 N New York Tri Tri- Tribune Tri bun bune Ire rk Regis Regis- Registered U S Patent Office I Tilt TIIE WILLING WILLI EARS nAns COMPANY LTD fl BELLAIR DELLAIR ri Ia Jan 14 tn In In the thrush rush rUFh of ot new and th the I pla of now flew ae seCurities on the th market w we e are ar pl hed ed to tl o an- an announce an announce flounce that the ti-ta th W illing Ears Ear Corn Com C Company m- m I pany panT Ltd has l been ben completely reo re- reorganized re organIzed by hy George Gorc Ado Ade Ad and Se Senell II rord Ford and that stock sill be arranged toP lo- sale Itale sal at an arty date This Thi I Is the thO lh most important announcement of oC th thu year for a million I million s c and t foi or r millions who ho are aro ar not but who ho at times happen to wander In the path The Willing 1 Ears Cars Company Ltd 1 was w organized ral e oaro ago Ign co At by Mer G Ade Ad and S I Ford only to icy for the lois being I IThe The object was ae a lir ely j Ith the th liow-e liow pi how how- e eer cr er of considerable financial ro rose rose- r nue I e-I flue nue rho Iho ho idea was AI wa this When hen the th g finishes a round I whether good rood bad or worse hl his I first impulse I is to nail nn the first human In sight and pour Into his Quivering ears eare ear the th complete story of very every ev ry stroke Failing In till this or being heInli driven from the tho locker room he h ruthes home hom to play over the thc entire for tor tho Iii wife wile and kids 1 lou ou know how It goes 17 Ii 7 On On I the tho first nole I lilt hit II a pea peach h down I lh the middle but got cot a rotten lie etc elc etcOr elcOr lc Or I had a II short hort putt tor for A x par I 4 parI but the th green creen ws bum burn and I took Look a 8 6 Or I I Iwae wae wa as only 3 2 do down 0 at the fourth hole holo hoi where I 1 hit a perfect p hot I and It lit n a heel lisel print in 10 Ini L 1 bunker etc I M II rl Ade Ada Ord and Ford f felt It lt at thI the time that something hit had to be b done It not only the th golfer olter r who ho v al rarely allowed Showed to get tet b bond ond I i the fifth hole hoi In his hla s rA ras Inge but aLto also 0 for tor the th protection of the th public at sit large laro lari and tile the family life lit of ot th the nation I This Is 1 I v hel he e a the Willing Ears nus Company Ltd enters r the scene This company agree ai r to furnish ev es- es v-nry v cry nry golfer on nn demand n II Willing LIstener is who ho to hear h ar 8 as er en I stroke taken tak n on the eighteen n or thirty thirty-lx hol holts holu In full tull without PA In anything In return Thi has ha been ore of or the th main mUn troubles for tor hen two golfers meet after a round each tach upon hla hi own tall tale tal of nf o woe wo with nith no interest In the th other oth r tel tel- fello tellow fel fellows lows loe low lo S e Not a bit The com company pan t f or this Ihl nice ear e agrees a ree to ha t CI a Willing waiting waiting- on the th last green so M that no time tim wilt will he blO l 1 lot lost Ih J hi charge h ho he 2 U an hour which the th golfer olter pays to tn the com corn company pans pany Am which In turn hirn urn must employ the Willing 1 Listener Ll I When Mr Mr A starts start out upon hl his round ho he It has hall ha only t notify th the I Willing nar Ears Ltd or orI orone oon I one ot pf its branch brench offices otric thet he ha h to haM base a Willing Listener ready for use at the desired time and phee It If he te cin n spin hi hl story stor I I I I I I I I I I I In an hom bout at kt the end of ot the ti-ic round th the cost coat will b be only 2 The rom corn company pany pony can ma mah e a mall return on this But It 1 I Is felt th the the th aur- aur as n er Cr- Cr Crage age golfer will neel Irom two t o 0 to tol toI I three hours t to complete the out out- out ot or his antL o h suffering suf woe or joy I Th The sole ole in the tho th proposition may be li f-e f inability or of o th the I COmpany to keep kep a n steady supply of oC Listeners Listener on hAnd There Is b a R slight fear teor that after a aneck neck uk nr r so ao the v rl ce ge pAir fair ot Of sari ars will bet begin t to clack ciack CI ark under und r the Still It each eath R Hlin illing r Lie Lla- LIs tener hired b the golfer goiter olter is h 1 ivan s-ivan sivana I a It comfortable seat eat at a Rood good cisar I and a wee ne ee nip from the hip pocket he Ite lt may belble be ba able bl to bear bellr up ut with I I 1 cnn l fortitude ind nd soon oon oon get Acclimated and Immune I I I can CAI see sea 0 no reason on said Itald the th I con el Mr Jr Ado In the th course I of oC a four tour ball hill match malch hy this I tock stock t be he one on of oC o the b beet bentI t I buys buy on the th market In R a a fe few I understand that millions ot of words are nofe now no fe festering In the I cisterns of mant man golfers who ho are I Ionly only allowed td to so KO sit 10 n tAr for f r b forth the s escapes or begins ms shoot shoot- shootIng shoo I Ing Ort Wells Veil hH has hs agreed to nfl un- unI I the th company until our I ourI various It station tlOna are established W We also allo hope soon to hase ha n a radIo I connection whore here our mote mot Im- Im Important I customers can tell their tl ti leA to three thre or tour four at atla ata ata a crack This Thi ot of course will coat la them something beyond our small nominal charge charf of oC two t bucks bu kl Rut But think what hat hat It means after blo blowing a two footer to be b elite Ihle ani to tell It to the world In thi this connection In In Cobb v ho will Ill take takO some ome om of the tir stock hA hc an 1111 Important amendment to toI t suggest uC t It It seems eeme to n me flue e sa la I Mr Ir Cobh Cobb that there thinS should he be a i I section super known an as the lIl W ill ill- illing Int ing Listeners 1 de The price tor for theSe lhee should be 1 H an hour Their duty dut dul will wl be not only to listen to the tho th golfer e a description of each stroke but to listen I Hy e een esen en to weep ep no noa nofi- nofi and then and also to act lIet as 11 a a prompt prompt- prompter er r One On for example who nho might Interpolate Nott Noss going back agAin arain to the th fifth hole hoi how did the hall hail tier eser stay out of lr the cup On perfect putt l This should hould be beAn bean An Important addition to the comI corn com com- pany's a I can t think of oC o any ny I enterprise that would met meet me l it with I more mor widespread d ta or fat or and youcan you can CliO put me down donn toi tot Il a bit big MOCK bloc of ot took tock I tase ia e a something litte lIK golfIng friend frienda with whom t I la d a alike like to hate ha the company get In touch so eo o that I can do a little work or In the th spring princ R and nd summer season when the th epidemic Is at nt Its Iti I I height I The Willing Ears Bar ar Company Ltd thousands of Willing 1 Listener up and down n do n the land lanto to thousands of nf golfers ro colter may base h hean ha an an Important sl to The gise h e out when hn l Ade Ada and an anFord Ford the tho th two night mall promoterS have hd hid another r sessIon their counsel George Morse Mor orae e ot of I RutlAnd t t who ho reports the th New Net NetI England district now lipe for tor suCh luch I I e These Thee additionAl I I details Ill be announced |