Show I SEVEN DAYS IN Vi Ul or 01 N Y B By JESSIE SON CopyrIght 1923 1923 NEW YORK TORK Feb 3 It If It 1 ou were seated In the th middle ot of a a boiler fac- fac factory factory fac factory tory with all the pigs plea under all th thu fences In the wOId at your right Jand and all ll the New Nw York and New IIa en locomotives developing simultaneous boxes hot hot-bo hot hot-bo-es es at t your left and throe three Broadway musical shows directly In front of ot you and nd the th Rev Kev Dr Percy Stickney Grant preaching a a sermon directly In back You'd be sound asleep beneath a palm tree tre at the th center of ot a silent I and endless desert compared with the state of wind oud be in It if you'd spent five ho e minutes In New York Tori the tho thelast thelast last nook neck ee words but we w can pro prove pro e em cm Not only aint re no 0 got cot fun tun In till the I form of a three-Inch three snowstorm that balled ed up traffic for two t o 0 dabs dav We got also three staggering robberies in inthe Inthe the most staggering of ot our residential districts a a fire In one of or the Rocke Roce- feller teller houses a district a attorneys attorney's ornes orne's In- In of ot the business Ideals of William H II Anderson Anderaon foremost fig fig- figure fIgure ure In the th saloon anti-saloon league and an Important announcement by the last last- eat et psychic lecturer on the present state of politics In lIen Heaven en As It If this were wr not enough and more Geraldine Farrar Farra and Lou Tel Tel- legen both failed tailed to appear at the first hearing of their divorce cas case the W WED r 17 D 0 Stokes dIvorce suit ault o fragrant memory has been opened re-opened re and Leo Bakst the tho artist is here hero from Russia via Ia 10 Paris to tell us how to dress and to make mae up our faces Caces To cap the climax climac Mayor Hylan has gone cone to Palm Bench Beach for a 0 five he necks celts rest the th need of ot which is us not apparent to the casual eye And the Central Park obelisk Is out of or joint with nith the tir result that It Is 2 minutes and 10 seconds out of ot time limo i The Tir obelisk situation Is seriOus Peo Pea People pIe pie who ha have hasa e been setting their watches by Its noon shadow as Augus Augus- Augustus Augustus Augustus Caesar did are ar running Just IlS as I slow as Augustus 1 he Roman em- em empero em emperor pero who nas as na aiwas s pi plunging around Egypt mo Ing knick knacks hither and von son on uprooted the from where it was nas originallY set act up years ago ngo and replanted It In at nt the wrong wrone angle with the consequence that e ever er er since fine Its it's been off orr When the th needle was transplanted In Central Park the engineers engineer neglected to set setIn SetIn slIn In line with the th meridian meridian-it meridian It you com cam comprehend comprehend such thIngs and and It remained for Moses lose B Cotsworth of or British Cot Cot- Columbia Col Columbia and rg pt to discover the th er- er error error er error Imagine Mr Cotsworth's horror when he noted that a bile the clocks of the city struck 12 the th obelisk obstinately obstinately held out for Cor 33 minutes past 11 Hi When the th next net sunny day comes along If it it ever Mr does docs Mr Cotsworth Is going to point out the th error to such of the elt city fathers as are not studying sun effects effect In la Atlantic City or Palm Beach The thIng thine cannot be rome reme rem remedied died too soon John has spent a good rood part of the tho th winter Intel dem- dem demonstrating on Broadway the serious things that occur when the times are out ot of Joint There is an almost morbid Interest In the Rockefeller affairs just now because John D contributed so many hundreds of or thousand to the th anti saloon coffer an and l second be- be because b cause cause he h e has recently withdrawn hi patronage And of course the th fire tire In Inthe inthe Inthe the home horn of the th late William G 0 at 2322 2922 Madison came nt at atthe the psychological mom moment nt to the Interest still more rhee The a little Incidents are fascinating for the side side- sidelIghts side lIghts they throw on the 11 lives lies es of the I When Wh n one on of ot the th lost a It developed that she ehe was carr carri Ing Ini samples sample of ot velvet and a powder pot pure around In It The Rocke- Rocke teller Rock reller fellet fir tire fire 1 proved roved that Mrs William WilliamG G 13 Rockefeller Rock has the th strength to cary carry her hr year old daughter down three flights ot of o stairs the coolness to remember her hr pet pot fox tox terrIer ChIP terrier Chip Chippie and phI pie and the th social poite pol 01 to fire fire- firemen men lr-men men with coffee and cake e not bread cake cale at 7 30 In Itt the morning Robbing apartments apartment on Park ave ave- ave avenue nu nue Is the th newest newet Indoor sport There hM hae e been three such burglaries thi- thi week eek netting the robber from Crom to Lo 10 10 a visit I Tiey T manage manare m-anage m things s mue much better In InI according to the th Rev Rev- Dr G 0 I Yale Vale 0 Owen nen en English clergyman PS psych psych- 1st ch- ch It 1st and lecturer ho n w ho has bas ha several rola- rola five rola-five thes there thre Dr Owen lately hid h a 11 mesne aRO from one resident of heaven describing the gO government The see sec section Lion tion whore horo this thil observer e I Is lq under a beno reeling feeling full rull of ot gold fold music porphyry domes and a II my system system tem tent by which the tho central palace In touch with th events eHnts In outlying dis- dis districts Except that the ruler Prince wears wear a tunic a gold Bold fillet and no shoe the th place seems not to er much from Tamm Tammany ny hallo hall o |