Show I r I I 1 i r rr 1 i B Happi 1 s r 9 I I 1 1 4 k Interesting New Theory That a Whole Lot of the I toI Worlds World's Troubles Are Due to Our Failure tot toi to Ir i t t t Maintain the Proficiency Pro Pro- Yr r z r rM 1 tr in i theS the he J S v i Pleasant Art of t k kal al 3 f J I e a Osculation That That Our y r P Pr POur i f r Our Lips Used wi wito i 9 B I t to Have Haver kF II 14 N NY Y r r rt g r rS S t t e 91 e ti c ck a k S f z t H Theda Bara BaraJ J 1 R s t sd Y Yr bestowing on c d a 9 w r y her leading man R Rf f roq d dx x 4 hf r re e what she describes rt t t y r ras kiss of trust as a i Dw v OW to keep husbands In love with How HOR lC theIr their wives and wives Ives faithfulL- faithfulL faIthful to their husbands isa is a subject that is as old as Adam and nd Eve Of aU all aUthe the anous carious cure alls advanced by people interested rested in m decreasing the number of j orce dl cases that daily dally fill fiU our law courts and ne newspapers the suggestion advanced by Irene Bordoni Is perhaps j t the he most ost startling In order to promote conjugal felicity people hate ha ha c advised the wife always to tobe be attractive and charming As long as she fhe can keep leep her her husband interested in Ini I her they say she will find him as much in lose 10 1 with her as in their courtship I days But as soon as she becomes dowdy and nagging he will ill begin to seek sympathy sym sym- sympathy pathy in other directions and thereupon orce divorce orce l There are others who oho urge that a 1 bit bitof bitof bitof of jealousy would souk not riot go amiss in hold hold- holding holding ing mg a husbands husband's affections The theory is that as ns soon as the man suspects that he is losing loung his wife's love his own will Ill immediately increase a hundred hundred- hundredfold hundredfold hundredfold fold There are Bre still others who ho say that the only way to keep a mans man's heart is isto isto isto to appeal to his fondness for food A oman noncan who oho is b ft n good cook generally finds her husband coming home regular regular- regularly regularly ly to meals looking forward to her pies and glorying ip yi her puddings He Ill finds himself quite contented with Ith domestic domesticS life after he his stayed his hunger wIth witha S j a delicious and digestible dinner and is ready to yield to his wife's whims and wishes almost with the same ready good humor as in the days when he was first firstIn firstin firstin In love with her h r Irene Bordo Bordoni u u however the pretty young oung actress says Nonsense I to all of these theories There is only one way ay to keep a tI mans man's love she whis whis- whispered whis- whis whispered whispered slyly and that 11 is I to kiss him properly Bangi Dangl go all of our pet theories and pway ay fly most of our convictions Irene Irenes SaYS ys that there is only one way ay to keep d a mans man's love and Irene knows because she fhe has a husband who is still enchant enchant- enchanted enchanted ed with her She says that the divorce problem could Ie De solved if women knew how to his kiss properly And then she suggested that a n school for kissing ought to be established ns as an adjunct to the divorce orce courts If young wives in America ex- ex exclaimed exclaimed ex exclaimed claimed Miss Bliss Bordoni were trained in inthe inthe Inthe the art of kissing the same as they are arc arcin In cookery it would make things better 1 we ti all around 1 And then the French star shook her herI herf herr I f head in m a ge gesture ture of despair The American women they women they salute with theIr lips or peck like a bird Anyone Any one can cantell cantell cantell tell a married woman b by the way ay she kisses her husband huband It seems like a duty and and men are not interested in dutIful kisses They v want ant the real thing 1 Then the little musical comedy star i pureed her lips in an expression of ecstasy ec- ec ec ecstasy real it i is to staS stasy Ah The thing thing-it thing kiss with the whole hole soul and heart All your our love all your fire must go into the kiss or and she shrugged a dainty shoulder it is not a kiss It is better I I not to kiss at all if you cannot give a kISS from the heart Kiss Cuss properly and j any woman roman can cnn keep any what man man what ou anchored at lit homel home say anchored say J you OU Miss Bordoni admitted that to a cerf 1 f rally those of the femmine feminine sex ral to those of the feminine sex From babyhood girls know something some some- thing about osculation An infant t soon learns that a kiss will sometimes sometimes some- some sometimes times get something that it wants when tears will be unavailing and that a happy combi combination of both wIll accomplish wonders A young girl stated Miss bliss Borden Bordoni knows that a daughterly kiss planted full on the lips of papa will start him looking for the family checkbook when nothing else will avail The same samo thing applies to a husband It has hag often been said that the way to a mans man's heart is to give him something good to eat eat cat but I dont don't think its it's half halt as effective as a wifely kiss Miss Bordoni Dordoni said that there are a number of different kinds of kisses There is the cold clammy meaningless variety there is the one like the peck of a bird and the very damp kind which IS taboo But the only real kiss is the theone theone theone one in which the woman puts her whole hole heart and soul and soul and it is the only one that really reany counts It must not b IM M forgotten Miss Bliss Bordoni further insisted that husbands husbands too should hould learn how to kiss if they want to keep their wives fond and loving Men are aro so EO forgetful about many of the things that mean so much In Inthe inthe inthe the womans woman's J life e Dont Don't forget the tho kiss kissIn kissin kissin In the morning before leaving for busi- busi business busi business ness she admonishes husbands nor northe the homecoming salute in the evening and put some enthusiasm into it too The morning kiss bias S will wIn be bo remembered by bythe bythe bythe the wife all day long Ion In kissing his wife Ife a man should al- al always al always a ways ways s thin think of the very first time timo that he ever pressed his lips bps to hers Irene advises He probably stole it In fact they always do And what a bearing that very firt first kiss luss has on the balance of their lives In Paris you know declares Miss Bliss Borden there are no flappers The well brough brought up up French girl of good family knows nothing of the freedom and liberties which are allowed to Amer Amer- AmerIcan American American ican girls of the same social status No French girl would could ever think of or be permitted to kiss a man before being en- en engaged engaged en engaged Even after the engagement is an- an announced announced an announced she never meets her fiance ex- ex except except ex except in the presence of some member of her own family as chaperone and usual usual- usually usually usually ly she is not even allowed to kiss him until the day they are aro married From infancy she is kept from associating wIth boys and gets her education exclusively in schools for girls She does not pot go any here unattended and is not taken to theaters operas or cafes until after she eho is married married- A girl reared under these circumstances is la quito quite astonished at the sophisticated ways and easy fa- fa fa familiarity with the world displayed by American girls You girls sometimes laugh at nt French people because they appear to iss kiss kis so much That is it Is amusing to U you to see a father kiss his son or a man hIs brother but really this is a very dif dif- different different dif different ferent thong from from what shat hilt it seems to be to you These are arc not kisses in the true sense of the word because no father kisses his son on the mouth Neither do women kiss each other in that tl-at manner To us it is 15 a 11 chaste salute the same as shaking hands would S a R S fn x f j 9 Champions g Jack Dempsey demonstrating on j ja a the lipa of Florence y Walton the noted dancer his idea ofa of a correct kiss of friendly farewell be bo to the Americans J A woman kisses only her husband lips to lips Miss Bliss Bordoni who ho is a beguiling per per- person person person son of many wiles with full red lips and o oyes es that behave no better than c certain certain r tain other orbs of history refused to dIvulge just how you can tell whether a man or woman is kissing with his hia or her whole soul know she con con- confided confided confided if you try it it Miss Bliss Rita Bell Ben of the University of California has come to the rescue with what hat is known as a by means of which may be ba weighed d and reg reg- regIstered reg- reg registered registered in terms of blood pressure the quantity of genuine feeling that exists In a kiss It will be in the home that the inventIon invention invention tion will mil become most popular Hus Hus- Husbands Husbands bands bonds and wives will no longer have llave cause to doubt the amount of love that the one holds for the other for it ft will willbe willbe willbe be fully and unmistakably revealed by means of the kiss and the The machine registers the increase of blood pressure before and after tak tak- tak taking taking ing mg and shows without a doubt the actual condition of the poisons poison's heart at ata ata ata a par particular cular moment The careful wife will Ill be able to give her husband actual facts that will show his love is waning Harry she will pout last week eek your kiss registered and to night to It is only You dont don't love me any more The machine will also be of oi inestimable inestimable inestimable ble value vallie be before ore marriage There would be no need to beseech the daisy She lees lc me she loves me not nor to go to goto fortune tellers The wIll tell tel all al Gone will be bo the mercenary hopes of fortune hunters An heiress need only appeal to the to be assured that the man is more passion passion- passionately passion passionately fond of a thousand-dollar thousand bill than of her Dr Albert Abrams also of San Fran Francisco cisco has made mado improvements on the thel theve l love ve test with Ith his startling discovery of electronic vibrations Ills His theory is that love hate hato andall and all nil other emotions al cue e only which can be accurately mea measured by an apparatus that he has hilS invented Cel Certain laboratories will be established established in time to see if love is real Dr Abrams explained A woman oman or a man says Does he ho or she love mei me and nt at present there is no way for the majority of people to the answer A per Per- Person person person son can however be taken to my lilY labo labor laboratory laboratory and tested If electrical l la a a y a 9 i Y Y Y A a Y r Y y d J Sr v r st lye S 1 j ji i r f fa D Df Da a b f a b S St Sr Sy t r a y r 4 h Miss Irene Bordoni who advances the novel theory about the ad- ad advantages ad advantages vantages of more and better kisses bons are ore sent cut out by that pelson pel son in the dIrection of the other p prison person l son it is a proof that love exists Love hate and andall andall nil all other emotions aro only vibrations to love ou It ItIs itis itis If you OU desire a person you Is possible by sending out these vibrations I lions to him to make mako him do so The laws of physics are really the laws of love The magnet attracts iron and love attracts love However as in the case of the magnet from which the iron is later laterI I so is ia love 1 repelled from love Love Lovo may waver back and forth just as iron may swing back and forth from a magnet When a married couple feel that their love is not as liS warm as it was they must remember that that is only natural and tho the laws of love me are only the laws of physics They should not worry for their love lovo will swing them together again agam Of course it is possible that t two too 0 may desire des the same sama person to lovo love them One I woman may will to her hearts heart's content to have n a man love her and if it the coun coun- count coun- coun counter counter t ter r force is stronger it will do her no good In explaining hIs hia tl theory eory Dr Abrams said All AI material things gs are radIo radIo- radIoactive radioactive radio active active and sufficiently delicate apparatus of radio activity indie can measure the degree deglee and determine the nature of a substance I a r rv rw v t w o tr f 4 II 1 H I Y y 1 V V Va q d a ti 9 1 L f t I 1 r r t of- of 4 x v wry j 6 1 I tr c J- J v 1 W- W y 4 r fro 7 Q s t J 1 v Ji t Y 4 t tt t Ir g gY gt a Arf t J L r r t tt v I n t lj pry Y t Y J t A I i ia a Y z I I IJ J W t I I i II i I I f a k 1 i 4 d a V v v Jh J 1 j y x 3 Yx v Y YR ir R f i t r 41 t R Rr CD ii- ii J K Kw t teo e eo P ar arn n w w- w wt t a aY aa a Y ct J p L L LI I 1 10 a 0 o t YO D Dr p r M I tW M Y YM tit e ew w A t a r r at wY A v P aM r IF 0 P v w iY 0 Y d f M aP l l J v f t If of 0 tt N 1 11 If V t fJ r t M t fg r J to 1 I t f jO J if 1 or vt t 1 v 1 1 t d t S ot M Pr Pra a t t sr p r T Jj tuA fr g f r i II Ar P a t v tto 0 t I tV J II R Nr RK w it 4 4 t r i d v Miss Jeanne Eagels and Gordon Ash at the climax ofa of a kiss which many students of osculation think leaves leavea nothing to be desired being examined without even seeing it it ways nays ays The rate vibrations will be the The parentage of n a child can be de- de same sallie as its father providing it is a child by a drop of blood in various of ot a II love lovo marriage 1 I I I I AlA r I j j 1 J f f |