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Show Scientific Future Love The matrimonial reports of uiir day are undertaking to put love on u sound, scientillc basis. Let us skip u few hundred years and behold the synthetic synthet-ic romance of a youth and 11 maid of some generations to come. The young nmn, armed with a stethoscope, a tape measure und the means of making a blood test, goes to call upon the lady whose charms have attracted him. He tups u vein, listens to the thump of her heart and to the wind whistling through her bronchial tubes and ends his labors with a careful examination of the soles of her feet. Satisfied with the showing lie makes a request for a kiss and ohtains one. duly hygienized through a strainer whipped from a vanity bag. That Is, he does unless the young woman wallops him Instead. Toledo IilHde. |