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Show i - - y.n-t of tlie Kir Is are said to w:.r.; careers. They stm know the tie-hone numbers of the boy . Dancing is said to be the poet- ! ry of motion. When the dancers get their feet stepped on, they may say the poetry is blankety- j blank-blank verse. ' j There is said to be plenty of room at the top. Some who tried to climb too fast to the top found j there was also room in jail. If people didn't . sign so often on the dotted line, they would be j able to sign more checks. . i - 1 . There is said to be a scarcity j cf homes. The American people may not get excited about such things until there is a shortage of places to put their cars. Many drivers who "cut in" hav to be considerably cut up in th hospital operating room. Many men are said to boas about the conouests they mak among the ladies. That is proh ably before they get married tc one of these conquests. Some people think the women should learn to use firearms. No special enthusiasm is shown for this idea among the husbands. The engaged men say the i brides-to-be are angels. That is before the angels try to make some angel cake. In spite of the uncertainty of the world future, it will still be safe for anyone here fa Smithfield to plant a dozen or so ' hills of corn this spring. |