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Show Duplicates Teacher Why, Mary, that's a queer pair of stockings you have on, one green and one brown. Mary Yes, and I have got another an-other pair just like those at home. Considering the high price of vegetables, it doesn't seem so strange to measure gold and diamonds dia-monds in "carats." A Dash of It "Waiter, do you. call this meat pie?" "Yes, sir." "Well, there's hardly enough meat in it to flavor it." t It isn't supposed to flavor it, sir; it's just supposed to christen it." Movie Director (about scene in script he is shooting) What's so tough about it, the way I want it? Give me four writers and I could write it myself. A Tie "Look here, waiter, at the hair I found in the turtle soup." "Yes, sir; this is the time the hair and the turtle came in together." |