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Show 7T H i r j i J TT i iELLO friends and howdy neighbors!" Some feller once sez, "The best possible thing to do Willi a debt is to pay it," Around th' first o' th' month ther' ain't nothin' so depressin' as openin' them envelopes en-velopes with th' celephane bay winder win-der in front. I -wish my creditors ivuz like my sins. My creditors mail them bills an alius ketch me in, an my sins are everlastin'ly findin' me out. I seen a woman walk into a furniture store th' other day t' make tit' last payment on a baby car- . riage. Th' clerk wuz new an never know'd her so he sez, "How is your baby madam?" She sez, "Oh, jist fine, he's gittin' married tomorrow." Kinda reminded me o' them countries coun-tries in Europe that ain't paid us fer ther' last baby carriage. Well they ain't gittin' a nother one fer ther' new born war. Our motto is r Kash an Karry and ther's is mL Ketch an Kill. I'll continue jAB this on Plantation Party, jpybsy I'm goin' to the wagon boys 3 C these shoes are killin' me. Whitey Ford, Duke oi Paducah. |
