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Show J Did It Ever i Occur to You That some people wonder if Atmee will make any confession whtle there re others who are of the opinion there Is nothing to confess. That no man would amount to much If he waa given all the liberty he thtnki he is entitled to. JThat you hear a woman say "All men are alike," she li either married mar-ried or perhaps she has Just failed 1 again to marry. a silver lining," and some suits have shiny fronts. That an umpire is a man who only makes mistakes against the favorite team. That la would be looked upon as a real news item if we read of a movie couple's silver wedding. . That eggs are eggs, notwithstanding notwithstand-ing the freshness of them. That the new Bingham road is meeting with general approval and some people are of the opinion on completion it will be superior to any dirt road in the country. That "Cal" certainty has the reputation rep-utation of keeping silent. That members of the Jordan School Board are having necessary improvements improve-ments made at the different school houses in the district prior to the opening of the schools. That creamery butter Is sold to be a long way off from tho co. That Will Rogers will be more careful about the future Jokes he writes, one on the non stop Ford race cost him $480.00. That the Colorado products .Co's truck driver from Silt Lake City la welcome to all the flies he can take with him out of Bingham. That Cupid behind the arrow is said to be more dangerous than the man behind the gun. That the man who attends to his own affairs has no time to laugh over the mistakes of others. That with metal prices advancing the mining men of thla state are en-tltfed en-tltfed to be wearing a big smile in the near future. That fame may come to a man suddenly, and go Just as Quickly: That It would be hard to convince an operatic, star that "Silence is golden." - 1 That the cartoon on the front page of last week's Bulletin was appreciated appreci-ated by some of our readers. That some girls may worship their movie heroes, but they don't get any bread and butter from them. That there are people who expect one to forget their troubles and listen to theirs. That one woman in Bingham admitted ad-mitted "Love can rule without wealth or fame." That altho gooseberries may be out of season, a gooseberry pie can still be appreciated as a gift. That the cheap politician works for a Job, and loafs with the mob. That men gossip about as much as as women, but men are more mysterious myster-ious about It. That the dally papers talk of Jack Pempaey doing some "pulverising," "pulveris-ing," but say Jack that's a hard word old boy. That there are not any little girls any more, but some are better painted than others. . That Prohibition may not be a success, suc-cess, but how do you account for; so many strong, he-men In Bingham drinking soft drinks. That Tex Richard can always be looked upon as the winner. That we hope the sweet little Es-telle Es-telle don't bold up the fight. That It took the garter a long while to get Into prominence. That It Is said "Every cloud has |