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Show interest in Bingham. How pleas ant. That sometimes after you do a man a favor he is liable to have a lapse of memory. That some people own a car, but would prefer the other man paying for the gas and oil and taking him in his car, than to using his own. That too many girls pay so little attention to the shape of the fellow's head who asked her to go for a ride. That competition in love-making has hastened many a marriage. mar-riage. That if lumber had been more expensive a few years ago it would have been a benefit to the people who got burned out of a home last week. That everyone was pleased to see Dr. Straup back in town this week after having been laid up for so long, undergoing repairs. Did It Ever Occur to You That as a rule the ladies who work the hardest for any charity, char-ity, receive less thanks and publicity pub-licity than the drones. That the girl with a pretty face at one time didn't worry about the shape of her leg but it's different now. That if the typewriter manufacturers man-ufacturers hadn't named their machines the Silent we wouldn't have noticed the wonderful change. That the people of Lark may get the promised changes in the school house by the time school commences again but maybe not. That there is more silk to be worn this summer we are told. Well, it ought to be a pretty summer. That man may brag about his ability to build, but he couldnf build a Bryce Canyon no matter how much money he had at his disposal. That it always paid a man to look ahead some, but now in the days of autos a man should look carefully every time before crossing a street. That it would be to their advantage ad-vantage if some people used an emergency brake on their tongue That according to statistics savings accounts in the United States jumped from 18 billions to nearly 39 billions in the last five years and yet there are people peo-ple who look you in the eye and tell you the country is going to h . That when you have laid on a bed of pain all night and the doc tor comes around and in just a few seconds relieves you, the desire de-sire would be to embrace the doctor, but in many cases it wouldn't work. That there is always a long string of patients to be attended to daily by the Bingham doctors well, one can t wonder at it when the ladies the doctors employ are so attractive. That in the brief space of two years the girls have devised more ways of wearing short hair than mere man did in two hundred years. If you don't believe be-lieve it ask Edith. That when a person has worked work-ed incessantly for a community welfare and only received criticism criti-cism and abuse he might as well let them alone, then in time his efforts might be appreciated. That Jack Dempsey is going to sail for Europe it is said. Well, who would want to fight if he had a cute little girl like Jack has. That Deliberation is a mighty good thing in its way, but it has broken very few records. That whether it is Taxes or Taxis they cost a lot and don't go far. That the question was recently recent-ly asked "Does the wolf keep the stork away from the door." That efforts are being made to preserve wild life in the national parks, but there is no necessity for its encouragement in the cities. That some of the fire traps we mentioned in our editorial of last week have been demolished but there are others still remaining. re-maining. That on account of a line of "pie" which was omitted to. be taken out last week several people peo-ple were under the impression we had started a Greek newspaper. news-paper. That Oscar Palmquist swam for four hours when the Titanic went down in 1912, and was picked up by a rescue ship. Recently Re-cently he fell into five feet of water at Park at Bridgeport, Conn., and was drowned. That if Walt needs a little tip we might hand him one that we got handed the past week. In 1 Corinthians 7;9 St Paul says; "It is better to many than to burn." That I. II. Masters still has an L |
