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Show ' of washers weekly, which means much as to the cleanliness of the people in Bingham, also the ability abil-ity of their salesmen. That if we have one friend in the world its surely Dr. T. B. Beatty. That we must patronize the Elks Dance, also the Firemen's Picture which will be exhibited on St. Patrick's day. That some of the juniors went to Salt Lake Wednesday evening not to the tourney but to the jail. That most fellows admire the beautiful women, but a good cook should be preferable. That it is nice to have smiles given out with your ice cream, and Hose sure dispenses them. That the new Stage Line cars are a good indication of the permanency per-manency of the business. That some of the post office girls ought to be able to save enough money, with their new raise in salary, to get married on. That the Tax collector has been looked upon as a peddler several times this week. That no matter how skillful a man may be mentally, he can always al-ways employ his hands in muscular mus-cular tasks, if he wants to. That unexpected ability compels com-pels attention and crowns the credulous with benefits. That the bill advancing salaries salar-ies of postal employees has been approved by the president. The salary advances will total about $68,000,000 a year, it is estimated. estimat-ed. Quite a nice little sum in itself but not too much when one realizes how they have to work, especially in Bingham Canyon Did It Ever Occur to You That we do not offer fabulous prices for correspondence and pay up with bum checks, which are returned with the unpleas-ing unpleas-ing "No Funds" stamp. That the linotype wouldn't follow copy on this column last week, altho it had been typewritten. typewrit-ten. That the harder one tries to help some people who are in need of assistance, the less one's services are appreciated. That it has been said that fam iliarity breeds contempt. That we don't need to go out and extol the merits of this paper pa-per to the people of Binglfcun, it has never changed its size or its policy since its inception and we do not offer something we canno give. That every dog will have its day but what about the cats. That the "many" pictures tak en of Jack Dempsey while he was in Bingham, amounted to three. That there is still a need for more rooms in Bingham, who is goinjr to make a start on the next building. That altho one store advertised adver-tised freely in a certain publication, publica-tion, they are compelled to quit Bingham. That one don't necessarily have to use their hands to be a fighter. That the hoodlums of Bingham Bing-ham should be shown the only trail. That a man may be full of great thoughts, and big ideas, and also be a wonderful talker, especially amongst the ladies, but talk is cheap, and it costs money to buy whiskey. That in some drug stores it is possible to buy anything, but the real business people handle only drugs. That Mark James is handling I some wonderful Radios this week. Drop in and see his bargains. bar-gains. You don't need to send East. That the only place a girl can now be vaccinated, without displaying dis-playing the scar is her ear. That every man and woman in Bingham will be pleased to hear that the mail earners and all the hard working clerks in the Bingham Bing-ham Post Office are getting a raise of wages. That somebody thought a foundation was being dug on the Bourgard empty lot, but it was only a pipe line for the town being be-ing installed. That scientists claim there is a big per centage of alcohol in sauerkraut and yet Mrs. Now-land Now-land still feeds her patrons with it. That uncalled for, unkind words, sometimes cut worse than the sharpest knife, and separate friends. That a white lie will ruin a man's reputation for veracity. That sometimes a word spoken spok-en in a joke, cuts to the quick. That the trouble with dead beats is, they are not dead but always trying to ply their wares. That the mystery is that so many men need glasses when things are so easy to be seen. That an Arkansas man has been married sixteen times, don't you imagine he is a pretty good fighter himself? That one thaw hasn't made a Spring by the way snow continues contin-ues to fly. That according to the "Big Chief" there will be a new movie mov-ie house in Bingham in the near future. That the Bingham Basket-ball fans will show all the rest in the State they are surely loyal to their home team . That E. L. Burgon is the Chairman of the Eighth Inter-Mountain Inter-Mountain Live Stock Show that will be held at Salt Lake City from March 31 to April 4th. That the Utah Power and Light Co. are receiving car-loads |
