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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That the children of the camp are indebted to the boosters for the playground play-ground and equipment which they now enjoy. That sometimes the preventative is far worse than if you had let matters mat-ters go as they were. That it takes nine men to win a ball game, but one incompetent player can lose it. That the latest fashion reports Paris say the battle of the skirt has begun, so the world may expect to learn the long and short of it That statistics state the birth rate of the United States is decreasing, which maybe has been helped some by stomach pumps. That it is said "Blessed are the pure in heart" and fortunate are those they bless. That a straight line is the shortest' distance between two points, this also holds in 'morals as well as in mathematics. math-ematics. That human flat tires are full of hot air. That dress within means is more essential that dressing beyond your means. That graduates must realize that it takes more than a diploma to coin shekels, and Andrew Hadges is one that does realize. That the American Legion drive, in spite of some criticism, was a success suc-cess in Bingham as was also Poppy Day. That when you build castles in fie air, all that's needed is for you to pat ' good foundations under them. That Canada will have to pet busy and brew some bock beer. That the Bible must be revised to suit modern laws, St. Paul's advice to his friend to take a little wine for his stomach's sake needs modifying. That there should be joy as well as sorrow to-day (Memorial Day) Sorrow Sor-row for the heroic dead, but joy that they were heroic may their example persist. That the summer hotels are pulling down their shutters and sticking up their high price signs. That you can send your packages cheaply by American Railway Express Ex-press consult the Agent in the Bour-gard Bour-gard building for prices. That every closet in some homes is full of junk, why not junk it That being broke is a fairly ralia-ble ralia-ble spring tonic. That now the saw has been introduced intro-duced in the musical world, why not try an axe as well. That auto wrecks seem to count on the Bingham highway. That to the delight of his many lady and bachelor friends, Walt is getting down to brass tacks now. That it has always been noticed that when promoters have a good thing they keep it to themselves. That Samson might have been a pretty strong man, but we have never nev-er read where he had lifted a mortgage. mort-gage. That this seems to be the day of the collar button "nuts" who are looking look-ing for notoriety. That there are still a number of wooden "fire traps' in Bingham. That cheap notoriety is generally an expensive luxury. That Jack is busy at the Clift club sharpening up his fish hooks. That occasionally one meets a real home maid. That if a young man is unable to win the sweet young thing's affection, affec-tion, he should bribe her parents to oppose the match. Then he will win out. That Midvale's Mary appeals not I only to the Bingham boys, but Lark boys like to swing her on their arm, too. |