Show on the beam s WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT once upon a time th there ere was a poor soul who bought bough t himself a weekly newspaper at and id after he bought it he be was evert poorer at As he walked down the street one lay day a lady came up to him an and d said why dont you ever print any personal news your paper as good as it was in the good old days he walked a little farther and a man said to him your paper be so bad if put something in it besides personal news then he met another man who said 1 I owe you some money for that stove I 1 advertised in your paper but I 1 sell it and I 1 dont see why I 1 should pay you when he got back to his shop a lady called up and gave him holy tied ned for leaving out her grand moth ers maiden name in a news item she had sent him two more people called up and said they been getting their paper since since they moved and no they sent out change of address cards what was a publisher for anyhow then a man came in and wanted posters printed but he spend more than asso what kind of a gyp jo joint int avs W m tm this just as the publisher was ready to end it all he be dropped getting dead of overwork by and by a new man bought the th newspaper and when the read it they sniffed humph people lie h e sure know how bow to put out ut a newspaper too bad the old fellow had bad to die lie ile sure wa wai waa i a good edi tor and the old editor who was wag en j doying his first rest in in many years year just chuckled an and d mumbled to himself a good newspaper story if folks would believe it national publisher |