Show the cow she Is quite the critter isy by daisy crouch A few weeks ago we printed an oration to the cow knowing 0 wing that a number of farmers i in n morgan county rely 0 on n the co cow w for their sustenance with thanks to the publishers auxiliary we would like to give morgan county a further tribute to that useful animal for the enlightenment of city milkmen milkman who never taw law a cow it may be well to state that this more or less useful animal does not resemble a pump in the slightest particular ti A A cow has four feet but the subsequent one on the right side is her main reliance with this foot she can strike a blow that no man or woman born can elu elude de it resembles a load of drunken chain shot and searches every cubic yard I 1 of atmosphere in a two acre lot for a victim before it stops she is also provided with a caudal appendage that ends in a patent fly brush A cow will eat anything she can steal from an ear of corn to a hickory shirt she will leave a square meal especially ordered for her and gotten up by an important chef to fill her measly hide full of straw from a boardinghouse boarding house bed stick if she can only steal it she will work at a crack in a neighbors barn bam for six mortal hours hour and wear her tongue as thin as a political plat from to get an old corncob corn cob when she knows she can have a bushel of corn all she shelled I 1 led by going home for it she is a born thief a natural marauder any cow that has been given opportunities for gleaning knowledge can open a gate that fastens with a combination lock get into a garden do fifty dollars marth of damage and be six blocks away before the infuriated owner can ram a charge of slugs into a can nuzzle muzzle loading gun the man who has not lived in a small town tow n where one half the inhabitants keep cows and expect them to forage their living off the other half will never fully realize what he has missed unless he starts a newspaper or falls down stairs with the cook stove after the cow has passed passe 4 her ii time of usefulness in t the e da daiev when she has how ow to ri four quarts of milk p per er dier ie nanS ad ve then kick it over the de maid who has carefully culled culle p it t from the maternal fount ali the t thrifty i ft farmer a r m dri drives v e s her er upon ahr the a railway ia w a t track r a ck ei w wrecks e e k s a train with her then the sues company for an fn 1 0 damages of course coarse the corn con kicks worse than pany the ca cow did but the farmer secures an in telli tell pent igent jury of brother aeri cul jurists and the so soulless ulles corporation has to come through |