Show ON THE BEAM A friend of ours is trying to think of a way his young son can eat with his mouth taped shut heres why our friend was entertaining at a banquet in honor of the town mayor and a few other celebrities when the soup was served his little son aged 4 said in a big voice daddy theres a hair in my soup sh h h h h h hissed the embarrassed patent parent turning a bright vermilion its just a crack in your dish the little boy picked up his spoon and doubtfully stirred a few times with wide eyes he asked in a louder voice daddy can a kwack koawl |