| Show what cb ab vt thinks aks SZ about our good will ambassador BEVERLY neverly HILLS CALIF what better salesman of good will and brotherly understanding CO could uld we send to our great sister republics in the lower half of this hemisphere than our own president who carries for his samples his personality and his spoken words if in the past we looked mainly to the old world for our markets it is certain that in the future we must increasingly cultivate the latin stocks of the new itt world on a continent fk V whose incredible pig natural resources e are for a great part still virgin and nations who must be cured of persisting beliefs that the T irvin c S ri cobb i monroe j doctrine is for them a threat and not a shield if yesterday was Eu ropes and today is north americas then surely the promise of tomorrow belongs to south america Tug wells new job now that brother tugwell almost the last surviving lobe of the original brain trust has left the government ent ant flat folks are wondering how heu hell make out in his new line dont worry anybody to some the molasses business might be b e sticky but it offers no obstacles to a young gentleman who wrote and w hats more had published a poem with this deathless refrain 1 I will now roll up my sleeves and remake america mark the words in six months hell be an outstanding popcorn balls baron and inside of a year the acknowledged taffy kisses king of north america and pretty soon well be lasses conscious to a point where the effect will be that the entire country is paved with fresh flypaper fly paper I 1 be surprised to see us using ca for currency and as for peanut brittle well ive already started hoarding 0 0 11 II duces son in law WHEN W HEN mussolini let the word percolate that he was grooming that new son in law to fill his dictatorial boots he must have meant what he hinted at because latest photographs show the heir apparent with his jaw also thrust forward his brows also knit in menacing frown and his plumpish bosom inflated until his medals stand forth like carnival tags on a marquee th the likeness to the original model is so perfect that 11 duce could use a picture of the young man for a land hand mirror it seems fitting that italy having kicked the dove of peace in the pants should cherish the pouter pigeon pose to typify defiance the language of lawyers I 1 T REGRET I 1 think this up first some dirty plagiarist is always thinking up something before I 1 get around to doing so but I 1 feel it my duty to help spread it around especially since it was a lawyer who wrote it im quoting him if a layman gives an orange to you he simply says have an orange but when a lawyer puts the transaction in legal form lie he writes 1 I hereby give and convey all and singular my estate and interests right title claim and advantages of and in said orange together with all its rind juice pulp and pips bips and all rights and advantages therein with full power to bite bile cut suck and otherwise to eat the same or give the same away with or without the rind skin juice pulp or pips bips anything hereinbefore or hereinafter or in any other means of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in any wise notwithstanding and then another lawyer comes along and tak takes es it away from you underdone movie alovie rains hams A MEDICAL journal reports that X a preventative has been found for trichina but im afraid its too late to do anything for some of our Holly hollywood actor folk trichina being a thing common to underdone hams A lot of us who came out here as greenhorns greenhorne green horns and went to cutting up dedoes for the screen have an alibi when the movie critics accuse us of having contracted the disease ease of bad acting our defense is that wed been exposed to it yet the films have produced a grand crop of good actors out of very raw material too sometimes and they keep right on doing so notwithstanding that every now and then the popular fancy picks on some male beauty with a set of educated eyela eyelashes s h e s and th the e win winsome trick of a languishing glance IRVIN S COBB CoPy copyright richt service |
