Show ONCE OVER red cabbage traps spud bug by H 1 PHILLIPS 0 TS Y THE POTATO BUG leader per POTSY of the conspiracy against the czechoslovakian potato crop has made a luu full confession it was made to the kremlin and follows follow in full 1 I am potsy the capitalistic potato bug I 1 admit it it I 1 ever deny it pay no attention I 1 have devoted rny life to the destruction ot of the soviet order my life alm aim was to destroy potatoes in every country under ander soviet influences that accomplished complis hed it was my plan to attack radishes my real name Is not potsy I 1 took it as a symbol of capitalism I 1 have also been known as operator 1865 broad and wall gerald the vegetable dinner spy and guss the spud blitzer I 1 came of a very prominent potato bug family it lived on the estate of an american capitalist at meadow brook L 1 I of course we all had to it have an instinct to destroy potatoes tato cs but in our case we got special training and indoctrination this mis meadowbrook Meadow brook capitalist had an D experimental farm arm on which potato hues bugs of intelli trace and determination were schooled speed and precision in the destruction of potatoes was the keynote we were taught to hate bate totalitarian pot potatoes inoes I 1 spent pent my youth under this training three times a day all the potato bugs were lined up at attention while this capitalist boM our oar slogan get joel 0 1 1 I I remember the day when we bal bad finished tini shed our schooling and aut W turned over to washington tor for af against soviet spuds pad our abass lm took lok us ua to the th pentagon and nd formally presented us to the government as instruments of 0 freedom we put on a drill and inspection we were given numbers I 1 was at that time known as bug W alias fritz seven and three quarters quarter 1 I had but one purpose to give my all for the ultimate destruction st of the soviet union to T destroy potatoes was wa my main ides idea but I 1 would stop at nothing I 1 would have destroyed a well known member of we the secret police except that just as I 1 had worked on hirn him from the feet to the he knees he whipped hipped out an insecticide I 1 barely got away in time to renew my iny depredations in ray my time I 1 gave the works to potatoes oil all over czechoslovakia I 1 would have been at it yet except that ny mf discovery suddenly came about through unnecessary rashness one day I 1 mopped up on potatoes and tackled a red cabbage this red cabbage got into the kitchen ot of a russian general in czechoslovakia oslo it if there Is anything a russian loves it is red cabbage it Is otten often used in soup he discovered my handiwork on this cabbage at first I 1 denied ever everything y I 1 insisted I 1 thought I 1 was working in a grapefruit with cat aup up on it but I 1 was taken before a russian court at once this made it clear that I 1 must confess or else I 1 dmit admit oil all the charges and also any that may be thought up latar down with soviet vegetables long live the wall street potato bug pour poty |