Show rah for reform cornea comes now another reformer who wants to uplift us by eliminating the Il hello lello from our telephone canword Tersa tlona good I 1 we heartily agree with his deep drawn suggestion that the first syllable at 0 that word la Is too suggestive ot of a certain form of swearing it bad not occurred to us before very few people are la in the habit ot of standing on windy corners of conversation and watching for embarrassing displays of 0 language but we extend to the pure minded reformer our warmest t accord also we move that thai a certain well known rhyme be revised to read early to bed and early to rise makes blakes a man hearty and wealthy and wise furthermore let us change the name of the helicon to the rubicon or the Rhy micon and let us prohibit the sale of bell hellebore ebore in drug stores while we are about it let us disinfect things properly change the name of damask for instance and take damascus off the nap map and pass a law forbidding people to suu for damages and with one supreme motive brethren let us wipe the infamy of the gatun galun dam off the isthmus of panama |