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Show rccrie cf, he A Nice Calculation, very dear old ladies-walke- d tip window where tickets were to ..'Two to-th- r.cr.a-iccu.'.'- wanted tickets for both nights, but. ahis! those for the second Woa'd jvra H!?e to livefn tcva-Cfij- l were all gone. This was theevening more EiyW county? We have pomilar entertainment of the two. o sorry, my oear! pattered property near Salt Laltv. Come One"Im of the old ladles to the other. We down or write to us! did want to go, didn't we. and we want ed to go both nights" "You couldn't give us two tickets lor -R. E. each night? '.Inquired the other, of the ' clerk,. , i .Bountiful, Utuit , No. ma'am," for ."Von4tet tvq seats anywhere , . second night? , ' maam. Couldnt give you nose "Mo, ? room." Cgreftt resolution beamed upon her gentle face. said she firmly, , "Then, give me four tickets for the flr&t night V e tHU make taem do '"Why, sister quavered the other, "you going to Invite somebody? ; said khe, i "but if we cant go She paused, bewilslights-fc;V dered, quite out of iter calculation. A Then a happy thougbt struck her, and 'j she dded,i?WeB, go twice the first night. 'Youths Companion. J. A, Hatch Co., , New and Comploto Line of 37TI0NEXr -- C;ir -- In::: Irivlt r WfiT-- " f A Bit af Hvjre Humor. Robert Edema tells the following story of a negro servant that ia worth repeating: One day last summer, Mr. Edeson aotced that Lind? was In an un good humor while doing her f k singing all the time. He called , -. r Ja the foot and saw she vas ar r that would have t la oot- Coismon,' including as they , 1 all tie bright hues of the rain ' UJU - "Wady," said he, "why are you sc ( f ; y This evoked the re ."Hart Bob I Just burled mv ta ta firth husband yesterday You did. ezT t tm.f tie, Xiestm "Well, It acems to i pvrra trcL The ben t.rz Poult m, Cat U would be more befitting " 'stock.-;'!- ; DI:;k yeti t array yourself In garments or hue." ' ksa Ogden, tJliV ? , a somber said Lind, but I ro "Cats ejrisht LV Mtulrrzrs given one of doso folks dat carles der grief vxi la de heart 'instead- - of on dere .Etlca Obsewer taefhra," 'tv tff.vo.i rr. 4 J )VLti - ' . T i i KosrJi C' Vtes Weaitb to Poor. Us .r .4tj ;. A tnr ara, at the age of 82, there .J at Zombor, tn Huugary, one C- 4 a. W M J,ri j followers named Stelan rf j TSi-witad always led an eo JCC3 . :U ailsteuce and had been re- as a man of merely moderate means. But on his death bis will ha was oia of the richest akiagr basi-Fce- lt showed sj hus-teca t;vpur death in posa of Otribufag it at 1 Deposits benefiting his fCw ettixeu, .J,',r"TTf8l tetlUdV 80 morgeninsti-S3-ot 0 kronen for an morgen and 400 school. J.iOO morgen r.. i: , &: twik v fob a cadat. training Six::: 'i little frora for s Un and " ' wi3 b c. :? i v. ; ,':vvTwa hundred andNjf. thousand James Fjsgkes, rmLHizi" b rcra was left to a priest, hla eeiv a. t aid stewards receive t'XfiOO each, Joseph Williams. Vico-Prey- . f VI ether perseti. S19 kronen Cashier. J. I , Hatch, riLrcxinC W&: t 1 I, V- ;J in' toyr -- r.f zp :r Asters frm Ci'.a -- prrrt ;nc- -' lit 01 tesca. .i g).- -. .i.a '' " a. fo t;, EsUbit;i C.;.ukcf, tvt ' t ts 'Xu9 :8pn V- - 9 Friday from 10 to 12 a, rav and 2 to 5 p.m, G. Y.C:1L!Z3 Jt nea); ,is at the Ctftod Central romte bey' to talk to s t at.JWa. She said T fJ ?waa k , La- - TlST 2442 YJuUngton Avft., Layton hospital every ' , it w O-Je- - ' . rt, tftble ,, ...JA to Chicago, nd haa a nice just like nt Why dont her flat i and let her town woman Ahe arrange- - yaa jt.ke t 7 41 , 1 C.pl5 sw Fad. the world 'U that noise? isked a visitor as a v,41puocs dull tx'hat 4 Tmx v Ml frt a Aft IkKAtAV H'S AbSlKQft of ciiaJ4An year; WBCtHOr C 018 rfkiei a Ctf , S fos k V- -r irv fount 1S. t'- f v,. L ft 4 j - In thumping founded Justcter pMf head That i the faasfly above u the hoafoss. They are intoAfsted In psychical research, and JO'W making a table rap, a they often- da of an' y ca, it is quite' annoying, hut they; are good neighbors and. w'e dont eomplalh.'.'rhe twfi daughters of' the tbuse aye quite expert tn this liui week a soviet woman hit -- d ad last them to entertain htf guesis for an evening. They tell ffto it wes o tfeat tUiiitA-A- CVWVMWT fri Cf x l coming to and didnt .;v ' UT , i tX j S?7 jri L t, ", a Veic: : day, . r Oya I , . D-tI- , . i , E. Liar it oik. . '. - t-- 4 7. wn erm, f) ,wnura Tfesa L2M u t- , If2 11 J Of SliJtaists .;iro;w ash Undepslcirts. f J ' You will to-- a fori corset n 4 HEN The BiLy t v fASh d i 4 OUCLTS A. fO Relief tn V.'ork, Says One Vic found it to Ce Successful Cure. Has The famous Harvard geologist, Na thnniel Southgate Shaler, who ' died about four years ago, was a man ot Ei'gu!..i ly wide jange and vivacity o, In a single hour, s,ivt convi'saio:' a correspondent of the Mew York Nation. he would discuss topics as dt-- i c. t.i! i uj'tc-- , the ie'd , fne los:dl CoPtfiMae, and the queaiiun v. iiCther ther might not be some cofisiderations bearing on mathematical Studies. ' Perhaps the most striking thing thout him, atier his unexcelled warmth t heart and capacity for making people free ol his time and thought and mtuest, was his surprising industry Oft one of the earliest occasions when was thrown into contact with him, and obliged to ask for considerable pot tlons ot his time. I retqember hav tng asked if he were not overbusy. I have a good "No." he replied. many things to do.- and a score of ears ago had nervous prostration. I went to Germany and tried all kinds of cures for it, but they did no good: so 1 came home, and ever since Ive been trying to work it off. Asking advice from Shaler was a very diifereit thing from seeking it from ordinary sources. On one occa-ioapropos of something now quite foi gotten he told the story of his asked by a graduate of the Harvard Divinity school how he might best t himself for the work of his chosen The ailing. student did not feel sure that he knew as much about men as he did ntoul divinity After a moment's thought, the professor said, In substance: Go to Colorado, get down into a drift, and dig for two years with the liners. Possibly youll know more about men than you do now. The young man did so, with the remit that he came back at the end of 'he period to thank hie ndviset for the goo: he had derived from his most unconventional Wanderjahre. 1 be-n- freshly-graduate- theo-Ofuc- d , SYMPATHY NOT IN ORDER Most People Will Agree That Ungen-- ' erous Woman Got Merely Her Just Deserts. 1 V.z VW ' ;on 1 chant has them i A f r V 4 W.; FRANCIS. and many more twist them around their necks for comforters. The rat of the tail to a fine hs raised theitsusemoans it guides the for by blind and steals jelly,' oil and cream out of jars and bottles. The macaco play? as merrily with its tail as a kitten does, and the marmoset while it sleeps uses its tall as a sort of blanket. The raccoon catches c"ah3 with its tail Every one knows how the monkevs journey through pathless forests by swinging from tree to tree, while the fishes steer their way through the water by their tail 3ns. The ant eater puts up its big bush7 The vanity o? tail for an umbrella. the peacock Is fed by the beauty of Its tail. ' Big Turtle Caught with a Light Rod. L. L. Hetts, John Miller and H. ,T. Saxon made one of the most remarkable fishing catches yesterday ever reThe gentlemen went out on corded. the yacht La Poupee and while trolliDg about Mr. Betts hooked into a 150 turtle. pound loggc-hea- d The monster put up a- - game fight and for fully two' hourfe It was nip and tuck between turtle and man, but the man triumphed, as nea: always he does, aud his tuylieship was hauled aboard and brought to port. The capture of the turtle is remarkable, first, because they seldom take a hook, and second, because Mr. Betts had only a light rod and reel and slender tackle and was not prepared to undertake such a kili.ng. It was skilled manipulation of the reel more than anything else that made the capture of the turtle possible. Miami News-Record- . Great New England Willow. There Is an enormous willow tree on the estate of the late Thomas Groom, Humphrey street, Dorchester, Mass Probably it is the largest willow in the commonwealth and perhaps In all New England. More than breast high from the ground or to be exact five feet, its girth is 28 feet 2 inches and its tallest twig is about TO feet from the ground. It is a great shadow maker on sun-pdays, having a branch spread oi 110 feet, and its limbs, all of which have been broken by years and the storms cf years, are greater in diamNobody eter thaii many old trees. knows tie age of this ancient willow. Seventy-fivyears ago when Mr. Groom acquired the place this huge tree was one ot the neighborhood attractions and was mentioned as the e 1 -- fare-take- ssas Uses Animals Make cf Their Tails. IIorea, cows and other creatire3 use their tails as fly fl pers, says a writer in D.imb Anima1... Cats, spuir-ri-i- s It seems a pity to attempt to point out the moral of the following story, for Its lesson so much depends on the experience of the Individual reader A gentleman, says a writer In the Philadelphia Inquirer, wished to make his wife a present of a lace scarf, hut big willow. had no desire to pay an extravagant price. No Beggars in Copenhagen. I want you to buy a new lace scarf Copenhagen Is a city of 500,09!) infor Cousin Amelia, he said to his habitants. During a week's stay I wife. "Choose something nice somehave seen r.o seller cf matches or thing you would get for yourself. bootlaces, no gutter merchant, no wife, however, had her own blind or other afflicted persons about , The Ideas as to generosity In buying presthe streets asking for aims not one ents, and the purchase, when she single sign cf distress duo to poverty. made it, consisted of a very simple have explo-e- d the art'saus quarters article. ' by day and ate at night. There Is Hm!" said the husband. Is that not a single spot In ike whole of what, you would have chosen for yourCopenhagen that could be compared self?" even remotely to the slums in our "Exactly!" she replied. large towns. There are no unemWell, my dear, keep it. I meant it ployed hanging about the street corfor you! he exclaimed, with an amianers, no unkempt women standing Idly ble smile. at the doors, no ragged and dirty houses, with dirty or broken winIRISH ' VS. ITALIAN METHOD dows, mended with bits of paper, and a ragged apron or a torn bedcloth doFormer la Decidedly the Mqre Effec- ing duty for a curtain. Denmark letter in London Express. tive, Taking the Related Incident f aa Proof. Has a Balloon Record. Rev. Sanford Culver Hearn, pastor The Hon. Mrs. Assheton Harbord Is of the First Methodist Eptscopal an Englishwoman who has a balloon church, Yonkers, is relating a street- record not likely to be soon equaled by car Incident which concerns a conduc- any other woman. She has crossed tor, an Irishman and an Italian. Each the English channel in a balloon, and had given a dime to the hut has made over a hundred ascents, behad received no change. sides taking part in six balloon races. 1 wanta da nick, complained the She owns two balloons, which are stabled near Battersea Neapolitan. "Youve got your nick. . No more Would Be More Popular. nicks for y. i. See? And the conthe ladles tailors w ill make it the It ductor; moved to the rear platform. The Italian eat meekly In silence, fashion for a woman to wear dresses on without the help'd! her bet the Irishman employed different she can put busbana, the cook and a monkey-wrenc- h tactics.. He went to the doorway. they will he popular with the "Gimme five eints change, said he who pay the bills. Washing-ter- , fellows to the conductor. flines Youve got all the change youre So Careless. going to get,, was the retort. "?ee here, exclaimed the Irishman, Child Mamma, mamma, my piece you may p!ay that chune on a hand of bread and butter has dropped on orsran, but you cant da it on a harp! the buttered side! Gimme five chits. Mamma (to nurse) Mary, I must And he got it. Judge. i'i g that you will be more earefyl to h Elsie , bread on the right side Fond cf Exciting Gallop. Notice. Queen Maud , of Norway can ride across country at a regular breakneck United Slat" Land Office, Salt Lake City, speed, and she is said to have beaten Utah. April 22. mo. the record of the late empress of Aus- To Whom H May Ooncerc: Notice !s hereby given that the State of tria in the hunting field. Utah has filed In this office lists of lands, seUnlike Most of His Kind. by the said State, under Section 6 qf Let the children eat candy; it is lected the Act of Congress, approved July IS, ISM, good for them,"- says a scientist Can as Indemnity school lands, viz: a person who is willing for anyone to SWVf NE'i See. 6: SK-- NWe; SEe SEy uO what he wants to do be reaily n Sec. 4: SW W S).'4: SE1, SV4; SE4 SWk and Lot 2 Sec. 24, r. 5 N.. R. 3 E., S. I.. M.. Serial ycientist? ,vrN S ft T i 43 f A :.,r v ivfe-S1- ' n, ivy. . At Ha 4'- - .ia OCK OF MILLIN New goods constantly arriving. Orders for goods not in stock promptly filled, Latest styles at lowest prices. Utah Morgan Young Man, Get a Home! FOR SALE house, brick mercantile store, granary and out- - ' buildings, with 5 acres first class land half mile west of Morgan district. Cf onn Big Enquire H. B. CROUCH Bargain pi4"U A 1 6-ro- om China at Popular Priees To introduce we quote the following prices: Cups and Saucers Tea Plates Dinner Plates . Salads . Mush Bowl . Celery Trays . . . Fruit Sets, Pie or Hot Cake Sets, 7-pi- ece Best Line of Cigars $1.25 7-pi- ece and Tobacco Ever Shown in Morgan. Come and See Us. Always Welcome r, - When you can buy your Suit, Jacket, Waists or Skirt at home at prices that WE KNOW, and that we can demonstrate TO YOU, are as low as the lowest. Ourotcs Ladies Tailored Suits for spring is right up to the minute in styles and fabrics. Prices from M-A'IfW- $12.50 to $25. . W JilStS " the prettiest and snappiest "x fl ' in town. All We Ask is to Show You, f Elastic License, y have been in error," ad jiltted-thbard, but my poetic license ought to cover the indiscretion." Cover such a break as that? Say youll be using that license to run an auto next" KViBll. A, Copies of said lists, sd far as they relate to said tracts by descriptive subdivisions, have been jonspicuously posted In this office tor inspection by any person Interested aud by the public generally. Durng the perio ! of publication of this notice, or any time thereafter, and before final approval and certification, under departmental regulations of April 25, 11M7, proA Mean Man. tests or contests against the claim of the "As-ta o Her husband is brute. State to any of tbs tracts or subdivisions her to help save up for hereinbefore described, on the ground that how?" an automftile, and then put the mop the same is more valuable for mineral than Kansas City Jour for agricultural purposes, will be received ejr Into a house. and noted for report to the General Land nal. Office at Washington. I). C, Failure so to . Best. Milk for Babies. protest or contest, within the time specified, will be considered sufficient evidence of the Morning milk is best for babies character of the trad s and the fresher and fewer germs than the being otherwise free from previous nights milk, but slightly selections thereof, objection, will be approved to the State. weaker in cream. E. D. R. THOMPSON, Register vry before :T you if. wrp cc NERVOUS k a gud rc:.I rznn Uii 4 tis - It fcS tor two popular concerts. They be sold jy. rurr: J . f, r , "5t Cover your room with a pretty pattern of .. y The kind that lasts. We have it H a The Cash Store. |