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Show I We wish you Cl the compliments of the season 170 SALT m LAKE CIIL UTAH. A POSITIVE and PERCURE FOR MANENT Drunkenness and Opium Diseases. treated as TWr m m publicity, m ncknett. prrrately as ta tbeir owe bones THE KEELEY IN Labe W Salt 334 City. Street. South Temple ST1TUTE, EUBBER STAMPS hIMLS, STbNOlI S, fK5W Full tine Hulter Type Outfits ami supplies in Block. Mail onltrw rnruive prompt attention. SALT LAKE STAMP CO., Salt Laka City Provision for Reduction. National characteristics are suggest d by this story which, according to Judge, was onto told by Sir Ilenry Campbell-Bannerman- A : certain gen tleman, it stems, complained to three friends an Englishman, a Scotchman and au Irishman that his servant broke a great deal of china. The matter-of-fac- t Englishman gave the short bit of practical advice, Dismiss him. "Take it out of his wages, spho the thrifty Scot. Objection to that course was maue on the ground that the wages were less than the amount of the damages. The Irishman at once came to the rescue with: Then raise his wages. UTAH STATE WOOL GROWERS CONVENTION. Salt Lake City, December 30-3- 1910. rates via The Salt Lake Route. Tickets on sale from all stations in Utah on Salt Lake Route. Prom Tintic district and Nephl and Last, December 30th and 31st; from points Modena to Tintic, December 29th and 30th. Good returning until Low excursion January 3, 1911. Bantam Hen Quail Brood. Lee Botts. son of Dr. A. T. Botts of Glasgow, has five almost full grown juail that were hatched and raised by a bantam hen. They Imitate chickens in all of their habits except to go on a pole to roost. The mothers repealed attempts to induce her flock to observe the customs of fowldom have failed, and she goes with the quail to a corner of the hen house, where she hovers them all night. St. Louis Globe-Democra- t. Took Precautions. " Mr. 'NewTich had his own ideas about what a person should he to keep well, and what he should eat and drink. His intentions, therefore, being e good, what does it matter that his sometimes slipped up? Says the Philadelphia Record: With all your wealth, are you not mfraid of the prole ta.4it? asked the delver in sociological problems. No, 1 aint! snapped Mr. Newrich. 'We boil all our drinkin water. Of the Newest School. comes Diana Wey- 'bridge. Doesnt she entirely satisfy jour artistic sense? He "Dear lady, she savors too much of a statement. We see beauty impressionists interpretaonly In tions. Punch. She One Prom the Cashier. Acted Like the Genuine. The harmless The landlady says that new boardcustomer leaned cross the cigar counter and smiled er is a foreign nobleman. engagingly at the new cashier. As he Bogus, I'll bet." handed across the amount his dinner He may be the Oh, I dont know. check called for he ventured a bit of real thing lie hasn't paid her a cent HAYTI AND SAN DOMINGO WILL aimless converse, for he was of that as yet sort. SETTLE BOUNDARY DISPUTE More Human Nature. "Funny, said he, "how easy it is to OF LONG STANDING. spend money. Grouchly By denying myself three Well, snapped the cashier as she ten cent cigars daily for the past 20 fed his fare to the register, "if money jears I figure that I have saved $2,190. was intended for you to hold on to the Moxley Is that so? the Are Soldiers Guarding Haytian mint would be turning out coins with Yes. Say, let me have a Grouchly Border Line, While Dominican dandles on em. chew of your tobacco, will you? Been Dispatched Troops Have for That Point, But' BloodHad Money in Lumpa. Thanks to Burnt Cork. shed May be Avoided. Charles H. Rosenberg of Bavaria Gosh! But the colored race is had lumps on his shoulders, elbows, to the front fast! whispered and hips when he arrived here from Innocent Uncle Hiram, at the vaude-ull- e comedian show, as the black-facSan Domingo. The Dominican gov- Hamburg on the Kaiserin Aufcuste Vic ernment is moving troops to the fron- toria. In fact, there was a series of was boisterously applauded Yes, indeed," smiled the city man; tier. This action is explained official- smaller lumps along his spine, much "anyone can see that that fellow is a ly as due to the fact that Hayti has like a mountain range, as it is present f ed on a map. negro. placed her soldiers on the border line The lumps were about the size of between San Domingo and Hayti. Lo, the Riqh Indian. Diplomatic relations, however, con- good Oregon apples, and as RosenThe per capita wealth of the Indian tinue between the republics. This berg passed before the immigration government is confident that a refer- loctor for observation, the doctor said is approximately $2,130, that for other Americans is only a little more than to softly to himself, "See that lump ence of the boundary dispute Then he asked Mr. Rosenberg to step $1,300 The lands owned by the Inis arbitration necessary. friendly are dians rich in oil, timber and other aside. The Dominican troops were disnatural resources of all kinds. Some You seem like a healthy man, patched by tlie American steamer said the doctor, but I cannot pass you of the best timber land in the United Cherokee to a southern port. The until I know the origin of those lumps States is owned by Indians. Haytten minister has advised his gov- on The value of their agricultural lands Ah, it is not a sickyour body. ernment to withdraw its troops trom ness," laughed the man from Bavaria runs up in the millions. The ranges the border, and the general belief is Those which they possess support about 500,-00- 0 swellings is money. that the affair will be satisfactorily sheep and cattle, owned by lessees, Taking off his coat he broke open a adjusted. sample lump and showed that it con- bringing in a revenue of more than The boundary dispute between San tained $500 in American bank notes $272,000 to the various tribes besides to Domingo and Hayti is of long He informed the doctor that he had providing feed for more than 1,500,000 standing, the latter occupying a con- $11,000 in all, with which he was go head of horses, cattle, sheep and goats siderable territory claimed by the ing to purchase an apple orchard in belonging to the Indians themselves. former. Concessions granted to Amer- Oregon. Practically the only asphalt deposits icans by Hayti some time ago in the in the United States are on Indian He was admitted to the country. lands. Red Man. contested zone led to a demand of the New York Tribune. Dominican government that the borNo Slang for Her. der question be submitted to arbl Why He Laugned. orSlip me a brace of cackles! Miss Mattie belonged to the old tration. man with a south, and she was entertaining a dered the chesty-lookinMILLIONS FOR IRRIGATION. bored air, as he perched on the first guest of distinction. On the morning following his arrival stool in the lunchroom. President Approves Engineers Report she A what? asked the waitress, as told Tillie, the little colored maid, Authorizing Expenditures of io take a pitcher of fresh water to she placed a glass of water before Mr. Firmans room, and to say that him. Adam and Eve flat on their backs! Washington. President Taft has ap- Miss Mattie sent him her compliments, proved the report of the special board ind that if he wanted a bath, the A pair of sunnysiders' said the young of army engineers recommending the bathroom was at his service. man in an exasperated tone. When Tillie returned she said: "You got me, kid, apportionment of the new $20,000,000 returned the "I tol him, Miss Mattie, en he waitress. fund, provided by congress, among the Watcha want? Eggs up, said the young man (flowing reclamation projects in the laughed fit to bus hlsself. E-west. Why did he laugh, Tillie? the kind that come before ' I dunno. the hen or after, I never knew which. Salt River, Arizona, $493,000; Yuma, What did you tell him? Arizona and California, $1,200,000; Why didnt you say so in the first Jus what you tol me to. Grand Valley, Colorado, $1,500,000; Youd, a place? asked the waitress. Tillie, tell me exactly what you had em by this time. Payette-Bois- e Idaho, $2,000,000; Milk said the Well, of all things River, Montana, $1,000,000; North said. 1 banged de doah, and I said, Mr. young man. Platte, Wyoming and Nebraska, Firman, Miss Mattie sends you her lub, Truckee-Carso1 knew what he was drivin at all Nevada, Rio Grande, New Mexico, ind she says, Now you can get up the time, began the waitress as the Lippincotts Mag-izln- young man departed. But hes one Texas and Mexico, $4, 500, 000; Umatil- ind wash yoself! of them fellers that thinks they can Orela, Oregon, $325,500; Klamath, Strawget by with anything. He dont know gon and California, $600,000; Where He Was Queer. that theyre using plain English no dr Sunny-sid$2,272,000; berry Valley, Utah, on occasions, displays a In restaurants. and Tieton, at Yakima, Washing- OneThe negro, discrimination in the choice of ton, $1,250,000 and $665,000, respectwords. The League of Politeness. ively. In Whos the best white-washThe League of Politeness has been The $20,000,000 is to be spent within new resident formed in Berlin. It aims at inculcatthe next five years, and the interest town? Inquired the Ale Hall am a bo'nd a'tist with a on the loan is to be charged against ing better manners among the people whitewash brush, sah, answered the of Berlin. It was founded upon the the projects. colored patriarch eloquently. initiative of FYaulein Cecelie Meyer, CHARGED WITH FORGERY. Well, tell him to come and white- who was inspired by an existing orwash my chicken house tomorrow. ganization in Rome. In deference to Clerk of Montana Board of Stock Uncle Jacob shook his head dubithe parent organization the Berlin Commissioners in Trouble. ously. league has chosen the Italian motto, Ah don believe, sah, ah'd engage This will be emPro gentilezza. Helena, Mont. Samuel W. Lang-horn- Ale Hall to whitewash a chicken blazoned upon an attractive little in chief clerk state the Jr., sah. medal worn where Germans are acboard of stock commissioners, was house, Why, didnt you say he was a good customed to wear the insignia of orarrested Monday afternoon on the whitewasher? ders. The idea Is that a glaance at charge of forgery, the specific allega"Yes, sah, a poweful good white-washe-r, the "talisman will annihilate any intion being that Langhorne, to whom but mighty queer about clination to Indulge in bad temper or was given a check for $75, made pay- a chickensah; sah, mighty queer! house, discourteous language. Any 'polite able to Frank Sutton against the Macks National Monthly. is eligible for membership. person name Sutton's account, forged "stray to the check and cashed it. Lang MAKE UP YOUR MIND. The Country Churchyard." home was held ih ,$5,000 bail, which Those who recall Gray's Elegy in he was unable to furnish. Experts If jroull make up your mind to be a Country Churchyard" will remember Contented with your lot acare now checking Langhornes And with the optimists agree that the pea"eful spot where the counts. That troubles soon forgot. rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep Langhorne is a young man, having is identified- with St. Giles, Stoke to find. I guess, been born and raised in Helena. He youll be surprised respite misfortunes darts. Poges, Buckinghamshire. In the was married a few years ago and has What constant springs of happiness pages of a recent issue of the In Lie human hearts: hid one child. Gazette there appears an order in What sunny gleams and golden dreams council providing that ordinary interMiner Starts Trouble. The passing years unfold. ments are henceforth forbidden in the beams Wellston, Ohio. At the home of a How soft and warm the lovellght churchyard. old. are When you growing sick neighbor, Frank Buckley, a minstabbed his wife fatally, ordered er, Mrs. lands Boggs, a neighbor to leave her sickbed and go out in the snow, and drove her husband away. Buckley 'then placed his wife on a sofa and with a knife and revolver threatened to kill anyone who tried to arrest him or to minister to his wife. The police were called and Patrolman Shirres shot Buckley through the heart. "Here semi-suggeste- d Decribed. Knicker I love the good, the true, the beautiful. Stella This is so sudden, but I am sure father will consent There Was a Reason. When Edwin reached home the other evening he was pained to find Angeline with tears streaming down 3ier face. "My love, he cried, why are you weeping? "I am not weeping, she replied, cheerfully; "these tears are stimu- e bas-relie- g 0. g-- e - pro-sal- Scotch Piety. Two Scots, one old and the other ?,raung, set out one bright winter msorning to walk ten miles to the kirk IThe sun shone gloriously. The frozen road rang under their feet The cold, pure air was as exhilarating as wine. The younger Scot looked up at the glittering blue sky and said; "Its a fine day. The older man frowned und an- A Retraction. You shouldnt have called that man a pig, said the conciliatory man. "Thats right, replied the vindictive There Is no sense in implyperson. worth 40 cents a pound he's ing that to anybody. Blissful Ignorance. Were you nervous when you pro sentiposed to your wife? asked the mental person. but if Xo,M replied Mr. Meekton; I could have foreseen the next ten years I would have been. Economy in Art. Economy. Of course, said Mr. Sirius Barker, The late former Governor Allen D. Candler of Georgia was famous in I want my daughter to have soma sort of an artistic education. I think the south for his quaint humor. Governor Candler, said a Gaines- I'll have her study singing." Why not art or literature? ville man, "once abandoned cigars for Art spoils canvas and paint and a pipe pt the beginning of the year. He stuck to his resolve till the years literature wastes reams of paper. Singing merely produces a temporary end. Then he was heard to say: By actual calculation, I have disturbance of the atmosphere. saved by smoking a pipe instead of Home Thought. cigars this year $208. But where is It must have been frightful, said it? " Mrs. Bossim to her husband, who was Tell me whal in the earthquake. Moslem Traditions. Ramadan is the month exalted by was your first thought when you Moslems above all others. In that awakened in your room at the hotel month the Koran according to Mos- and heard the alarm. My first thought was of you, &a lem tradition was brought down by Mr. Bossim. swered to Gabriel from heaven and delivered How noble! men in small sections. In that month, Yes. First thing I knew, a vase oil Mohammed was accustomed to retire mantel caught me on the ear; the of from Mecca to the cave Hira, for prayer and meditation. In that month then a chair whirled in my direction, Abraham, Moses and other prophets and when I jumped to the middle ol received their divine revelations. In the room four or five books and a that month the doors of heaven are framed picture struck me all at once." Even after saying that, he affected always open, the passages to hell are So to wonder what made her so angry tot shut, and the devils are chained. run the traditions The Christian the remainder of the evening. Macks National Monthly. Herald. Medical Compromise. A "You had two doctors in consultation last night, didnt you? "Yes. "What did they say? Well, one recommended one thing someand the other recommended thing else. "A deadlock, eh?" "No, they finally told me to mix Hard on the Mare. Twice, as the bus slowly wended its way up the steep Cumberland Gap, the door at the rear opened and slammed. At first those inside paid little heed; but the third time demanded to know why they should be disturbed in this fashion. cautioned the "Whist, driver, doant spake so loud; shell overhear us." "Who? The mare. Spake low! Shure, Oim desavin th crayture. Everry toime she ears th door close, she thinks won o yez is gettin down ter walk up th hill, an that sort o raises her Success Magazine. sperrits. On her Exaggeration. arrival in New York Mme. Sara Bernhardt, replying to a compliment on her youthful appearance, said: "The secret of my youth? It is the good God and then, you know, I work all the time. But I am a she continued, great grandmother, thoughtfully, so how can these many compliments be true? I am afraid my friends are exaggerating. Mme. Bernhardts laugh, spontaneous as a girls, prompted a chorus of No, no! Yes, said the actress, unconscious exaggeration, like the French nurse on the boulevard. Our boulevards are much more crowded than your streets, you know, and, although we have numerous accidents, things arent quite as bad as the nurse suggested. "Her little charge, a boy of six, begged her to stop a while in a crowd, surrounding an automobile accident. Please wait, the little boy said, Want to see the man who was run over. No; hurry, his nurse answered. There will be plenty more to see further on. New Process of Staining Glass. The art of coloring glass has been lost and refound, jealously guarded and maliciously stolen so many times In the history of civilization that It seems almost impossible to say any thing new on glass staining. Yet a process has been discovered for making the stained glass used in windows which is a departure from anything known at the present time What ths Venetians and the Phoenicians knew of it we cannot tell. The glass first receives Its design In mineral colors and the whole is then fired in a heat so Intense that the coloring matter and the glass are indissolubly fused. The most attractive feature of this method is that the surface acquires a peculiar pebbled chart acter in the heat, so that when ths glass is in place the lights are delight fully soft and mellow. In making a large window in many shades each panel is separately moulded and bent and the sections are a sembled in a metal frame. Our Voices. I think our conversational soprano as sometimes overheard in the cars, arising from a group of young persons who have taken the train at one of our great Industrial centers, for instance, young persons of the female sex, we will say, who have bustled in full dressed, engaged in loud, strident speech, and who, after free discussion, have fixed on two or more double seats, which having secured, they proceed to eat apples and hand round I say, I think the daguerreotypes conversational soprano, heard under these circumstances, would not be among the allurements the old enemy would put in requisition were he getting up a new temptation of St. An thony. There are .sweet voices among us, we all know, and voices not musical, it may be, to those who hear them for the first time, yet sweeter to ua than any we shall hear until we listen to some warbling angel in the over ture to that eternity of blissful harmonies we hope to enjoy. But why should I tell lies? If my friends lovs me, it is because I try to tell tha truth. I never heard but two voices in my life that frightened me by theli sweetness. Holmes. WHat About Brain Food? This Question Came Up in the Recent Trial for Libel. Money Rules Lords of War. Chicago All Europe Is In hock to lated. "Ha, ha! he laughed in a superior manner; you moan simulated, my dear simulated. "No, I dont, she returned, "I mean stimulated. I've been peeling onions. self-mad- e How She Learned. The mother of a family of three small children was discussing their compai alive precocity with a friend. "John was very slow at everything, she said, referring to her oldest Tom was a little better, and Edith, the baby, Is the smartest of all. She picks up ever) thing quick as can be. Master John, who had been listening, now contributed his share of the conversation. Humph! he exclaimed. "I know why her learns so quick. Its cause her has us and we didnt have us. its uncles. Therefore, there will be no war for many years to come, because the pawnbrokers will not per mit anything which will Impair the loans they have made. Briefly, these are the conclusions of David Starr Jordan, president of Leland Stanford university as he delivered them Monday night in a lecture on The Old Peace With Velvet Sandaled Feet, at Abraham Lincoln Center. To Control Waters of Colorado. beWashington. Arrangements tween the state department and the Mexican embass) have been conclul-efor the construction of a dam and swered : "Ae, it is a fine day; but is this a levee on the lower Colorado river in day to be talking about days. Imperial valley. One on the Senator. Trying to Surround Insurgents. The wit of Bishop Seth Ward Chihuahua, Mexico. The 2,000 govNashville frequently. ernment reinforcements are said to Bishop Ward, in company with two be on the march pursuant to a design senators, came forth from a Nashville of surrounding the insurgents. For the other day and entered this purpose they hae about 2,800 a waiting motor car. men. Ah, bishop," said one of his com- Balloonist is Killed. panions, "you are not like your Master. He was content to ride an ass." Havana. Frederick Brown, a circus Yes, and so should I be, Bishop performer of Buffalo, while attemptWard answered, "but theres no such ing to make a balloon ascension, animal to be got nowadas. They struck a projection of a building. He make them all senators. Detroit fell 100 feet to the ground and was Free Press. killed. d A Weekly printed some criticisms of the claims made for our foods. It evidently did not fancy our reply printed In various newspapers, and brought suit for libeL At the trial some interesting facts came out Some of the chemical and medical experts differed widely. The following facts, however, were quite clearly established: Analysis of brain by an unquestionable Geoghegan, shows of Mineral Salts, Phosphoric Acid and Potash combined (PhoB-pbat- e of Potash), 2 91 per cent of the total, 5.33 of all Mineral Salts. This is over one-halBeaunls, another authority, shows Phosphoric Acid combined" and Potash 73.44 per cent from a total of 101.07. of PhosConsiderable more than one-haphate of Potash. shows: Potassium Analysis of Grape-Nut- s and Phosphorus, (which join and make Phosphate of Potash), is considerable more than one-hal- f of all the mineral salts in the food. Dr. Geo. W. Carey, an authority on the conThe stituent elements of the body, says: gray matter of the brain is controlled entirely Potassium Phosphate by the Inorganic (Phosphate of Potash). This salt unites with albumen and by the addition of oxygen creates nerve fluid or the gray matter of the brain. Of course, there is a trace of other salts and other organic matter in nerve fluid, but Potassium Phosphate is the chief factor, and has the power within itself to attract, by its own y, f. lf cell-sal- t, law of affinity, all things needed to manufacture the elixir of life. Further on he says: The beginning and end of the matter is to supply the lacking principle, and in molecular form, exactly as nature furnishes it In vegetables, fruits and grain. To supply deficiencies this is the only law of cure. The natural conclusion Is that If Phosphate of Potash is the needed mineral element in brain and you use food which does not contain it, you have brain fag because its daily loss Is not supplied. On the contrary, if you eat food known to be rich in this element, you place before the life forces that which nature demands for brain building. In the trial a sneer was uttered because Mr. Post announced that he had made years of research in this country and some clinics of Europe, regarding the effect of the mind on digestion of food.. But we must be patient with those who sneer at facts they know nothing about. Mind does not work well on a brain that Is broken down by lack of nourishmenL A peaceful and evenly poised mind is necessary to good digestion. Worry, anxiety, fear, hate, &c Jftctly interfere with or stop the flow of Ptyalin, the of interthe and also mouth, digestive juice fere with the flow of the digestive juices of stomach and pancreas. Therefore, the mental state of the Individual has much to do (more than suspected) with digestion. This trial has demonstrated: That Brain is made of Phosphate of Potash as the principal Mineral Salt, added to albu-me- n and water. That Grape-Nut- more than one-hal- s f contains that element as of all its mineral salts. A healthy brain Is important. If one would do things in this world. A man who sneers at Mind sneers at the best and least understood part of himself. That part which some folks believe links us to the Infinite. Mind asks for a healthy brain upon which to act, and Nature has defined a way to make a healthy brain and renew it day by day as it is used up from work of the prevjous day. Natures way to rebuild Is by the use of food which supplies the things required. Theres a Reason Postum Cereal Co., Ltd.. Battle CreeK, Mich. |