Show t STAhLE By L LARRY RY STAHLE STABLE a The bank robber shoved a note across to the teller which read Put the money in a bag sucker and dont don't make a move Th The teller pushed back an another an another other note Straighten your tie stupid They're taking your pi picture ture Just thought that I would like to take this opportunity to explain a couple of items which have bothered several people of late When you call in a news item or classified d ad on Wednesday Wednesday Wed Wed- m morning and we tell you that your news item Stem is too l late te f for r this week or that your classified ad cannot be berun berun berun run until it is paid is not our way of trying to be mean It takes just so many hours to produce a newspaper Typesetting Typesetting Typesetting Type Type- setting alone runs into a g good od hour eight stint with additional addition addition- al time required when the paper is upper in size The composition of ads and placing placing placing ing the type in the pages page requires requires requires re re- re- re quires a good eight to ten hours of time not to mention two to three hours to print fold and address the papers All this boils down to the fact that all copy must be in by Tuesday at 5 pm p.m. in order to be included in the Thursday Thursday Thursday Thurs Thurs- day edition The lone exception exception exception tion would be a late accident or death report In the matter of the prepayment prepayment prepayment pre pre- payment of classified ads the reason behind this is that it is too tOd expensive to send out a statement on a a item and break even Experience has also shown that a meager bill is also a hard thing for people to remember they owe Its It's not that we dont don't trust people but when you make a arule arule arule rule on such a small item it must cover everyone except businesses which have a regular regular regular regu regu- lar account and are having other work done during the month So when we tell you that it is too late for this weeks week's paper we dont don't mean to offend offend offend of of- fend 0 simply get the paper out on time and get some sleep Members of the Heart of Utah square dance club are going are leave the warm confines confines confines con con- fines of indoor dancing and nd take their weekly workouts on the tennis courts of the coun coun- ty They are going to start off their summer next Saturday night at the Manti ManU Tennis courts The following Saturday they will journey to Fountain Greep Green Gree They are going going going go go- ing to return to Manti on June for another s session The activity starts at pm p.m. and nd they invite anyone interested ed to come over and watch They also extend a special invitation to all who are versed in square dancing to come come out and participate participate par par- with the group The club boasts three top-notch top callers So at least come out and watch the club go through their maneuvers If its it's t true that exercise will eliminate fat how come so many wordy women have double chins |