Show GAY GADGETS Associated Newspapers Features By NANCY PEPPER BAG OF BONES As if we didn't know that most gals were headhunters Now they have to go and bedeck themselves with bones from rom last nights night's dinner Its It's cute but cannibalistic You Get the Neck of or the Chicken- Chicken It seems as if the neck bone can be dried separate separate- tely te- te ly shined up with colorless nail polish polish polish pol pol- ish and strung into a necklace For an individual t touch put a n wishbone wishbone wishbone wish wish- bone painted with red nail polish in inthe inthe the center of the q necklace Reminds Reminds Reminds Re Re- minds us of that old gag Like Chicken Wanna Vanna Neck Toe the Mark Mark We We shudder at the thought but one gal wr writes tes us about lapel pins made of chickens chicken's feet from which the outer skin has been taken off ofT Coat thoroughly with colorless colorless colorless col col- col- col orless nail polish and back with a pin They're the claws that depress Kerchief Next time youre you're lucky enough to have a ham for dinner save the big bone and cut a section out of it about one- one inch wide Hollow out the center and let it dry thoroughly Give it the old nail polish treatment and use it to fasten a small kerchief around your neck Just draw the two kerchief ends through it and pull snugly You might decorate it with noodle ini ini- ANYTHING GOES Aprons Yep Aprons Yep in warm climates where the gals are already wearing cotton dresses to school they're trimming them up with perky aprons aprons' that they usually make themselves A recent issue of CALLING ALL GIRLS showed you how to make an apron without a pattern Jodhpurs Riding Jodhpurs Riding breeches to lo you and you dont don't need a horse to wear em In lots of schools jodhpurs arc considered much newer than slacks for sports activities Ascot Veddy Veddy British these that gals are tying ascot fashion fashion fashion fash fash- ion under new suits and coats Youre You're sticking your neck out if youre you're not wearing one onel Drawstring Blouses Dont Don't you drool for one Wear them under your tailored suits with the drawstring drawstring drawstring draw draw- string tied in front Big change from last years year's tailored shirts Eton Caps Caps They're They're the sporting thing to wear far back on your noggin noggin noggin nog nog- gin with school clothes You get getem getem getem em in the boys boys' departments or from the boys themselves ENGLISH IS BROKEN HERE Heres Here's English as it is broken in some of our best high schools Is Isit Isit Isit it any wonder that speech teachers grow gray gra prematurely INTENSE INTENSE- Where INTENSE Where draftees sleep SQUAD SQUAD To To sit on your heels LUNGE Noontime LUNGE Noontime meal PARADOX Two PARADOX Two ducks Doctors Doctor's Doctors Doctor's assistant ARREST ARREST What What you take in study hall REASON REASON-A A dried up grape DENIAL DENIAL-A A river in Egypt CONQUER Hit CONQUER Hit her do n the head XI TR E TEEN SA H'S S S IS 11 Its It's J much better to go STEAD STEADILY with boys than to 10 go IO STEADY with ONE After ter all going steady is practically being engaged and you have hate plenty o of al j time for lor that Going steady is isAre like Are ranging hanging inI a No Trespassing si sign n over your doorstep to lo keep the other boys away alU and the time lime will come when you OU find that thai you and your 0 O. A. A O. O haven't so 0 much to say to each other after alL 1 If 1 j youre you're going to lo isolate yourself before you have hate a chance to get around how holO are arc you going to know who you really like best What you need is J a n standard o of j comparison rid lid sonic some other boys to compare him with |