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Show I ; ; Did It Ever Occur to You That even in election times people have to get out and work if they wish to succeed. That a woman can keep a secret, especially if she is fat. That wearing a fur on a warm day may be foolish, but the girls say it is stylish. That truth is mighty if you can find it. That every candidate likes to think his little runabout is the band wagon. That the people of Lark intend in-tend to celebrate when the lights are installed. Will that happen this winter? That JACK'S place, 77 West Second South street, is open all thru the evenings, Sundays included, in-cluded, and if you need guns, shells or fishing tackle give him a trial. That the rally on Friday was appreciated by all who attended. That the girls do not cover their ears to keep out scraps of gossip. That fiction is not always true to life, because the villain in the story usually gets caught That roosters crow just to make the other roosters jealous, something like a man, eh? That how can one sister be a peach and the other a crab-apple, crab-apple, if they are both grown on the family tree. That the watch-dog is sometimes some-times watching the watch-man. That maybe when the snow comes P.en will reside here permanently. per-manently. That a short time ago if you sent a post-card to a friend with the well-known "Made in Germany" Ger-many" trade mark they would feel offended, now all the Christmas Christ-mas toys which he buys will carry car-ry that high sign. That if the Indians had restricted re-stricted immigration they would stiU have a country without a Volstead law. ( " That women 'say men are just like eggs, they're fresh, - rottea, hardboilcd or just spoiled. . That if -the hair market is'nt full of bobbed hair it looks as if there should be enough to spare. That it is a good time to borrow bor-row eggs now and return them in the summer, when they are more easy to get. That the man who has succeeded suc-ceeded never worried about naming nam-ing a horseshoe over his door. That good deeds speak for themselves, but they are not always al-ways heard. That a man in California claims he can talk to monkeys. Some professor, we say. ' j That usually the loudest thing in any community is a lady's st- crei. That the little lady is so busy she has a hard time to get home to build a fire before her dear hubby returns from work. That one doctor advocates cir riding at nights as a great ad to the young lady's complexion That several of our girls are anxious to see "Tap" back in the ring- j That if you need a free catalog cata-log of novelties for the winter months mail a postcard to Bfg Indian, 111 Regent street, Salt Lake City. That it must be a pleasure to screen advertisers to sit in ,a show and hear their products cussed. ; That if leadpencils were harder hard-er to get maybe some hogs when writing statements would be more lenient. That Dr. Goshen said at the Pantages on Sunday morning last: "He did not believe in revelations," but the crowd that listened to him should have been a revelation to the pessimists of Salt Lake City. |