| Show STIFF COLLARS CUFFS TAKE ALL I. i Yours Truly for lor More FlexIble ShIrt Tails Talis 11 THE THE 1ST STARCH ARCHI OUT OF PHILLIPS i I I NO STARCH if THEY HEY STARCHED my shirts again we said to the wife Well dont don't say it so accusingly accusing accusing- ly she replied I didn't do it Its It's I the laundry But the laundry has been told again and again not to put any starch In em we said Im all nil In from repeating the fue word No starch to it said the By H. H I. I wife What does the laundry say It says 0 O K KI No starch And back It comes starched In technicolor with the collars coUanon on summer shirts as hard as mower lawn-mower blades and the cuffs so hard you havo have to button button button but but- ton them with a chisel and hammer Why dont don't we change laundries we moaned Hah Hahl snorted the missus PHILLIPS Change em and what do you get suggested More Marc starch w we Exactly Tho laundries or the laundry workers are in a great national conspiracy In restraint of soft collars and cuffs cutts They are in ina a secret society dedicated to the use of starch Their motto is take starch and like it We resolved to investigate We spread our shirts among different laundries Our routine was the same at each laundry Does Docs this laundry do shirts without starching them we asked Certainly All you gotta do is specify you dont don't want no starch mister I so specify Do you want it in writing Naw Ill I'll put a note on it no starch Then it goes through and comes out with no starch Ive been putting notes no starch on my shirts for or years we said The laundryman looked sur sur- I cant can't remember that he said Are you sure they came back starched Look at my neck You think those red circles arc are from rope wo we demanded i laundries careless Some are you know how it is With us when I a customer says no starch he gets getsI I no starch We got a system I What is It We have a starch department and a starch no-starch department All the stuff that dont don't want starch goes to the starch department Also we got a starch superintendent superintend superintend- ent and a no starch no-starch starch superintendent And on top of that we got starch and starch no-starch classification clerks and inspectors Heres Here's something else we dont don't use much starch anyhow even i. i if it you ask for starch So these shirts will come back backwith backwith backwith with no starch then You can take my starch starch beg beg pardon pardon pardon-my my word for it Positively no starch Positively I IThe The laundry came back in a afew afew afew few days We felt confident and J carefree as we opened it it U. Th Then we leaped through the second story window I know called the wile wife 1 look ooh k Ing out Starch I Starch we admitted craw from the shrubbery cut and crawly bl beJ eed in ing i VIDEO AND EDUCATION g h College courses by television a ar art r 1 now being announced We suppose the grads will win Iceboxes Instead d t of diplomas t r. r And get instead of sheepskins or 1 i it We can see it all now now the th th baccalaureate by Howdy D Doody 1 But a lot of people have felt that our educational system flickered tI i too much as it i is f I. I Personally we feel eel that eda edn M cation hasn't been dramatic o t enough A Jackpot could coald have hav helped us through ancient his his- tory tort And we are positive that J we would have done better tetter under our professors if they had introduced puppets In hi t the h e Latin French and mathematIcs ics courses I. I We just had to get an education I such as it was by study We has had i ino no outside aerial I r. r But now we are entering an era em when ignorance may be easily a at attributable fi to the fact tact that the set let 1 1 was connected up poorly an and m f lacked a booster ir Your education may become a a- little dependent on fuses uses and eyou i e you may find ind that your low I t tm scholarship resulted from m a j small screen Ira Hirschbaum former education education education tion and now a video official makes the announcement that Hunter college will make the first tests in video education with history his his- tory the first televised subject Lectures on historic events will b be be- synchronized with the picture th the cash prize on the commercial t |
