Show di UTTERLY ll IMPOSSIBLE LE I fiN Now ow we know that the earth is round said the schoolmaster Tell me Thomas would it be possible for you to walk round the earth I iNo No fiNo sir replied Tho Thomas asAnd as And why not Cause was the unexpected reply I twisted my ankle playing playing play play- ing football Did you say your husband wag fond of oj those thos clinging gowns Yep c He likes for one to cling to tome tome tome me for about five years SAME SAl FOR ALL ALLBut ALLBut ALLBut But Doc Doe argued the sailor Im only here for an eye exam I dont don't have to take off my clothes for that Strip down and get in line shouted the pharmacists pharmacist's mate The sailor obeyed but kept on grumbling The chap in front fron of him finally turned around and said What are a r e you kicking about I only came here to deliver a telegram A RESEMBLANCE He stopped at a small hot dog stand and ordered coffee Just to be polite he said Looks like rain doesn't it Well snapped the testy proprietor proprietor pro pro- proprietor it tastes 1 like i k e c coffee doesn't it After Pleasure Salesman Ive been trying to s see 8 you OU all week When may I make an n na a appointment ointment Manager Make a date with my secretary Salesman I 1 did and we had bad a aswell aswell swell time but I still want to u ue you YOI Brown Do you yon believe in clubs for women Black Yes if it kindness fails rails DOUBLE IN PRICE A young whose sweetie had just made him the happiest man alive went into a jewelry store to buy the engagement ring He picked up a sparkling diamond and asked its price That one is replied re replied replied re- re plied the jeweler gently The young man looked startled then whistled He pointed to another er ring ring And this one That sir said the jeweler more gently is flis two whistles |