Show A A f J C. C y Sf t. t By LARRY S STAHLE r Dont Don't worry about your station station sta sta- tion Uon in life Ufe Theres There's always somebody who who'll be anxious to tell you where to get off oU 0 Several Se weeks ago In U the e Spanish Fork Press there was an article about a former Sanpete Sanpete Sanpete San- San pete resident who was honored The story told of the naming of Ferry J. J Faux as the outstanding outstanding out out- standing citizen of the year The honor was bestowed by bya a Spanish Fork civic club The honor was similar to that of the Yule Candle given at the Ephraim Junior High to persons who have done a great deal for the community In the way of extra service Ferry and wife Florence moved back to Spanish Fork last summer after completing their duties at the ManU Mantl Temple Temple Temple Tem Tem- where they had worked for about ten years They return back to Sanpete quite often orten I lost a good Job on account of Illness The boss got sick of me The past couple of years I have noticed that there Is a anew anew anew new winter sport developing which I dont don't care to Join in Last winter I saw scores of drivers participate In U this s ac activity activity activity ac- ac and this week the competition competition competition com com- petition has again been re re- re The playing conditions re require require require re- re quire the roads to be absolutely absolutely absolutely glass slick sUck Unless you obtain this stage the game is bad as a bunch of football tackles dancing the Swan Lake ballet The first prerequisite of the contest is speed After Alter you have wound up your flivver to about 30 or 40 miles mUes per hour you head for the nearest corner corner corner cor cor- ner for space is essential As you approach your destination destination desti desU- nation you purr your aircraft into a tailspin thus causing the driver to become a as his car turns around and around in the center of the intersection The object Is to going without hitting any foreign objects such as other cars telephone poles etc A couple of young drivers really had the sport down pat patt fet t winter They were pern per- per 1 n their maneuvers In e g fashion as two vehicles irl rI around the Intersection After being a spectator to a afew afew afew few of these hese contests I guess I will t on n a pair of tights and Jo Join n th football tackles In their Swan Lake performance Fishing is a delusion en entirely entirely en- en surrounded by liars In old clothes Clarence Brannagan has a areal areal areal real buy for you bargain hunt hunt- ers He told me that he has a slightly used straw hat size 8 7 which he wants to sell He says that It Is so slightly used that he is willing to offer offer of offer of- of fer bank banc bank terms to a responsible ble party So If you want to go out and do o a bit of oC the old soft sh shoe routines check with Mr Brannagan and get you head ou outfitted ted first a f r r Some ome people are so nar- nar row minded they can look t through ro h a key hole with both eyes at the same time Ume Well Mayo Sorensen finally knows hat some of his labors are ap appreciated Mayo his sons and a large contingent of faithful employees cut up sew Inspect pack up and ship parachutes for the US U.S. Government which the Sorensens Sorensens Sorensens Soren- Soren sens are told soon find their way to Vietnam Now they have the proof They received a letter this thise week e from Capt Jack B. B Koebberling Koeb- Koeb berling a year old member of the US U.S. Air Force He cites the fact that on December 9 1968 he was shot down over North Vietnam He noted that the ejection was successful successful suc suc- c and utilizing a Sorensen Sorensen Sorensen Soren Soren- sen Manufacturing parachute floated down Into the Gulf Gull of Tonkin The Sorensens report that their product functioned properly properly properly prop prop- erly and that the airman was recovered Lee Hall of ManU Mantl submits this one Something we could never figure out Is how crops that are worth pebbles on the farm suddenly become diamonds at atthe atthe atthe the supermarket |