Show ONCE OVER T Life Some Complicated Affair By H. H I. I Phillips Phillips- T T I TAKES ME radio apart I J puts it together again and what've I got An Erector set set seU Jimmy Durante Had- Had dim dini missed Bold Warrior at and Gray Matter at on the same card How I overlook them hunches I dunno he cries In Jn a hotel lobby where Im I'm em the mornin of the race I get Into a hassel with witha a guy who crowds me on the sofa zofa One word leads to another another- I invite him out out- side When he gets jp p I see he has height weight and reach on me Right Bight away I see I been too bold a a warrior get it So I use my head hea 1 and apologize Gray Matter see But I dont don't play either horse These hese are such nefarious times in sport that Elmer Twitchell wont won't carry any money on his person when playing solitaire for fear of bribery Plane Crosses Ocean in Four Hours headline Twenty Twenty- two minutes faster than it takes to cross Manhattan Island in a cab S 0 USED CAR MARKET Q Inflation Inflation has me down Lamb LambIs Is soaring pork is on the rise the cow has jumped over the moon and vegetables are tare selling in all jewelry stores Should I worry j A. A No A.-No No the OPS has leaped to tol l your rescue it has put a ceiling on used flivvers j Q Okay Okay but can I 1 slaughter a flivver without and what a permit part can I eat A. A A.-A A. A special slaughter license is 5 mandatory The fenders are very nice if you use lots of catsup S I Q Would Would you mind running fl over this OPS used-car used thing thine t again V P A. A A. No Mike Alike DISalle hs has pu put t price ceilings on all secondhand secondhand secondhand second second- hand autos Q Does Does this apply only to the proprietors of used-car used lots and auto agencies A. A Not A.-Not Not at all Joe Doakes the individual is treated as If U he he too too were in business for himself the poor punk He Dc cant can't do any better if he wishes to dispose of his old car privately private private- Iy ly instead of taking whatever the dealer wants to give him on ona ona ona a trade The ceiling price must be the price set by the dealers in their rate book Q Isn't Isn't it a well-known well fact that these rates set a price on onan onan onan an old car In order to allow leeway for the dealer to get a better break A. A Certainly A.-Certainly Certainly and anti why n not t The assumption is that a trade- trade in car has had plenty of slammIng slamming slamming slam slam- ming around and will need repairs repairs repairs re re- re- re pairs painting painting- a few new new parts etc Q But Bl But t suppose I have only dr driven ven my th year three old car miles and kept it in such good shape adding new tires before turning it in Cant Can't I at private sale get a dollar more than if I had driven it miles mUes busted an axle and worn the tires down to the bare tread A. A A. No Mr DiSalle has spoken A car is a car is a car Q I I have a neighbor who knows my old bus has had great care He knows I recently had it repainted and white wall tires put on He wants to give me 1000 for it lt rather than pay a dealer for a used car of which he knows nothing Cant Can't I take the 1000 A. A A. No That would make too toot much sense Both buyer and seller t would get a break This is against Washington policy |