Show I The Broadway Ex Express ress The Thc Broadway Lights Add things I never heard of ofin in my sinful l life e Bandsman Tex Beneke ending a atour atour atour tour of the Southeast with his Glenn Miller 1 crew returned several hundred hundred hundred hun hun- dred bux to the promoters of a n swing event with this explanation We didn't draw too well wen for you sorry He must be quite a feller His and her Grace her what manage to have news photos taken of all their sudden charity work Its It's that up build campaign to remove the odor of a 1938 photo showing the Dook Book giving the Nazi salute in Berlin when those sos were winning whining Too late Bub A newsprint industry may start in hi Alaska soon No money around You should see it thrown away at a Florida dice house Have you seen the Grand Central stations station's first two white Red Caps Lifes Life's Little Jokes Jokes' The Hotel Atlanta was booked to capacity that awful night Many lany of the folks who couldn't get room there were sent to hotels hotels hotels ho ho- around the corner on street Sallies in hi Our Alley The largest largest largest larg larg- est studio audience isn't in I or here but in Nashville Tenn I where Grand Ole Opry entices I people every Saturday night Emily Posts Post's book of etiquette according to all bookshops at military military mili mill tary posts is reported Best Seller No 3 Sold more than copies last year It was published in hi 1921 Polan Banks not so long ago had a mag piece titled The Presidents President's Presidents President's Presidents President's dents dent's Daughter which was like 1 1 4 n u. u 4 IJ ll 0 ici York recently It was about the mythical daughter of a president eluding her guards to keep a date with a Juliet Lowell Lowen author of Dear Sir or Madam will do a piece on war humor for the Brit John La Cerdas Cerda's new book on Japan under under under un un- un- un der MacArthur is out The Conqueror Conqueror Con Con- Comes to Tea published by Rutgers Univ Press Today's short story courtesy West street theater marquees marquees marquees mar mar- The Playboy of the Western Vestern World The Fatal Weakness Born Yester Yester- day Annie Get Your Gun L Life e with Father The Late Watch natch know that regular burglary insurance policies will not insure against loss by theft by a kin living with the insured in If want an elephant instead of a new car the price isnow isnow is isnow now Newest whim of the gels who dunno what to do with their money A lipstick brush made of genuine sable hair with karat 14 gold handle Ham Fisher just got to Florida A trick considering he left Joe Palooka snowed-in snowed up inthe inthe in inthe the Insiders hear Happy Chandler will scold Durocher in public public pub pub- lic lie via a display of power between them The city's next headache will come when the snow demand higher wages or else soon will be a grand pap pap- py Jock Whitney is said not to be interested in hi the film business anymore Poor Jock he cant can't afford to make any more New York Novelette When Russel Crouse Grouse double-checked double the Washington data for the hit show State of the Union he phoned his friend Tom Stokes whose news coverage of the capital capItal cap cap- ital is Big When the show was ready Crouse Grouse offered Stokes a one per cent interest In its chances chances to to show his ap ap- ap- ap predation Stokes said thanks no Mrs Stokes however asked Crouse Grouse if she could Invest in it Sure said Crouse Grouse Well VeIl State of the Union never has bas an empty pew pew and and cinema rights sold for fora a mere It t happened the other night in a n midtown restaurant on avenue in the block A man and a woman were waiting for dinner when she suddenly fell forward The man grabbed his hat and coat and started to go but was stopped You cant can't le leave ve her that way he was told by the manager A doc doe doctor tor in the place pronounced her dead The escort looked both startled and annoyed and again started to leave The manager a waiter and a patron held him back He wouldn't respond at first but finally admitted he didn't know her name Hed He'd met her her lU 10 minutes before I Quotation Marksmanship l Jack Smith Hes He's caught in a triangle Mark Nelson They used to say two things were certain Death and Taxes Taxes but but no now its it's John Lewis and strikes Dorothy Parker His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets Marilyn K Johnson She nagged him another womans woman's l life e. e S. S Maugham The tragedy of love isn't death or separation The tragedy ol oj love is indifference J. J Thurber Wl While le he was not dumber than a an all ox he was not any smarter |