| Show Perfect Cure for Insomnia Eating Crackers Clackers in Bed CHICAGO Eating crackers in x bed is the perfect cure for insomnia insomnia I nia I That unconventional advice emanates from J. J P. P Fanning sleep expert for National Association of Bedding Manufacturers Your wife wile wont won't like it Fanning admits in discussing his his proposed cure but you'll be too sleepy to hear her angry words He also prescribes four or five good hot cups of black coffee to wash the crackers down d- d Some other methods Fanning has found effective in his years of trying trying try try- ing to put the nation to sleep comfortably comfortably comfortably com com- include Watch goldfish swimming about in their bowls for a few minutes before before before be be- fore retiring They'll bore you so thoroughly you'll fall asleep the minute you hit the bed Run several miles every night If that's too much for you just go yo around the block at a slow trot W t 1 Eat a head of lettuce to quiet your nerves Dont Don't try celery as a sub sub- Its It's too noisy Drink a quart of beer Or if you dont don't like your malt mixed with alcohol alcohol alcohol al al- al- al cohol try munching malted milk tablets Sip a cup of hot milk with a lump of butter in do it it If It that add black pepper Put an extra pillow under your feet or stomach 1 f r tf jf |
