Manti Messenger | 1928-01-20 | Page 3 | Little Incident That Puzzles Mr. Johnson

Little 1 Incident ent That Puzzles Mr Johnson Sorter funny thing tiring happened at my place In the crossroads crossroad store related Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge rudge I 1 was dozing on the porch when an old car up and a lady Indy Jumped the fence and lit In on my wife with a n loud yell and a good good- sized club They went round and round for tar a n spell wife defending ing herself herself her her- self as well as she was able with the soap paddle shed she'd been using I Iwas Iwas Iwas was about to holler holier holl r and ask em ern what In torment was coming off when my dogs got to fighting A couple of the old ones Jumped onto a young one and and What did the strange lady want to whip yore wife for fort asked the proprietor of the emporium I hasn't the slightest Id Idy By the time Id I'd got the big dogs pried loose from the little one the strange lady had clumb dumb Into her car agin and was gone cone leaving wife In a faint on the ground And when she site come to she didn't know any more about the cause of it than titan I did