Show i 6 y DRAFT QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Q A Q-A A bugle drives me nuts Can CanI I get exemption on account t o of I am allergic to brass musical instruments instruments ments Otto A. A No A.-No No but it may be possible to put you in some division where youcan you youcan can cnn sit up all night and not have tobe to tobe tobe be called at daybreak Q I I am for an adequate defense I believe conscription necessary I Ilove Ilove Ilove love my country and am willing to fight for it But ButI I have always lived home and put everything up to my parents in in any emergency J As I am not used to taking on responsibilities myself could I send my father J. J K K A. A You A.-You You think of the things Q I I have been working nights for the last four years and sleeping days This has completely changed my habits I cant can't keep awake any anymore more nore by daylight Unless this waris war waris waris is to be fought after dark what good goodwill goodwill goodwill will I be in the army Anxious A. A You A.-You You will be assigned to scout work in dark glasses Q I I have as much courage as the next fellow and I would neverfail never neverfail neverfail fail my country in a pinch The draft is all right but what bothers me is that I do not look good except in a blue suit Will there be any branch of the service where clothing colors are optional Duke A. A You A.-You You know how the Democrats are A way will be found to make you happy Maybe you can wear army pants and a dinner jacket S Q I I hate Hitler I despise dicta dicta- tors I am a per cent Ameri Ameri- can The Western Vestern hemisphere must be protected Roosevelt is my hero We must show the world nobody can attack attack at at- 3 tack us But I tried sleeping on ona ona onn a n cot once and I cant can't do it Where does this leave me when the draft call comes Muggsy A. A Dont Don't Don't Dont let it get you down Modern war is so terrific nobody can sleep anyhow anywhere Q I I am a young man 21 years old with no dependents I am sure to be drafted But I have been studying those pictures of army tents and I do not see any wall plugs for my radio Must I buy one of those portables Joe A. A It A.-It It can be arranged to put you in a company which has a crooner for a top sergeant Q I I reached my twenty-fifth twenty I birthday last week without ever going going go go- going ing anywhere on my feet when I could do it in the old mans man's auto As I understand it the draft army may have to walk I talked this over with my folks and my mother persuaded dad that he should let me take his auto to Camp amp But he refuses to pay for the gasoline any more Can I have him arrested for obstructing the draft Dut Dutiful ul Son A. A You A.-You You can settle this some way How about asking mother to pay for the gas Q I I am 32 years old and have been married six years to a woman who never stops talking We have five children all of whom take after their mother Her I father and mother mothe moth moth- er live with us and an aunt who has dropped in for a two months' months visit has brought I her dog with her Isn't there some way this draft can be speeded I up And if so why must I first be examined to see if I come u up to specifications This is an emergency cy both from my standpoint and the governments Charlie A. A Protect A.-Protect Protect yourself in the clinches and be patient We Ve wish you luck |