| Show The Worlds World's Christmas iris irisI Dinner 1 I Wm n t to r A o Q 0 O O ONE E knows better than m 1 Santa Claus that the United Unite States Is the only country that could give a dinner to the worl world This has hns 1 Is the only country that food too enough and the Kener- Kener ous spirit to feed teed the dinnerless dinnerless din din- poor of ot every nation Stretch a dozen tables acroSS the continent from ocean to ocean Thirty Thirty- six thousand miles mUes of ot tables Slaughter te tel ter the chickens and the turkeys The English will want roast goose We Weha ha have ha ve the geese and millions of ot ducks duck Drive the fat porkers and the bl big fat tat beeves bee down to the slaughter pent pens Place the big platters two feet teet apart Ve We have lm roasts enough to pile pUe them nil all full tull Kansas can furnish th the wheat heat for the rolls and Minnesota can caa grind It t Into Hour flour Idaho can furnish the potatoes and California and Oreon Ore Ore- son on have ve fruit enough for tor every ery body can join with California and pile the golden oranges on the tables for tor the whole crowd The South can send the vegetables and when the up LL L I U t. 4 t. t toot IS 9 on 0 me ne tulea a 11 n u IJ Ug greatest dinner the world ever saw Dinner is ready I Let the people sit I down or stand up as ns suits them best i But let them eat eat eat- every everybody body eat ed I Let r the Chinese e and the Russians eat ent Bring the underfed under under- underfed fed led of ot every country coun coun- country try I This old world needs a good dinner din ner I 1 A good dinner dinner din ner Is 18 the best m medicine e d 1 c 1 n e that e could be poured e d down 0 w n the old worlds world's gullet I When the stomachs stomachs atom atom- achs of or the world are full there will willbe willbe be small disposition disposition tion to tight fight and anet quarrel Jealousies and hatreds never mix with a good dinner linner Men would rather eat than light and a full tull Christmas table looks better than a battleship Better din dinners ners 1 r More dinners r 1 More dinners will make a better lot of ot people and help more than anything else to spread pread peace and goodwill over o the earth I ISo So bring the nations to the Christmas Christmas Christ Christ- mas dinner and if It they want to stay all night we have ham hamand and ant eggs egg enough for breakfast 1 r 2 1121 un V ra N Newa w p aper p r U I |
